World's Dumbest Sperm Donor

[TaxGuyParticipant]

http://nypost.com/2016/06/12/professor-who-donates-sperm-in-city-bathrooms-has-sired-22-kids/

So this college professor will meet women at a public place, go into the bathroom and do the knuckle shuffle on the p~~~ pump, and give them his sperm. He has 22 children that way. He has been sued by the first 5 women for child support and pays about half his income to them. And yet he keeps doing it. “Financially it’s bankrupted me, but I’m still very happy with the way it’s turned out.”

Gentlemen, I present the ultimate blue-pill asshole.

He did have one other quote that made me laugh though: “Never underestimate the desperation of a single woman on the Upper West Side.”

Nice to hear the women are getting desperate. Desperate enough to take sperm from a stranger jerking off in a Starbucks bathroom.

One a side note, I’ll never be using a Starbucks bathroom again……..

Order the good wine

[EntropyParticipant 902]

He must teach evolution/natural selection… overly redundant biological procreation is the only way this “makes sense” for him.

… college professors are some of the dumbest people on the planet.

"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" -BBR

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

TaxGuy wrote:

Never underestimate the desperation of a single woman on the Upper West Side.”

As an NYC resident i can confirm this. They’re usually successful lawyers, marketing managers, etc. Regardless of how many episodes of Sex in the City they’ve seen, they start to sweat the wall.

A related anecdote: ~33% of these chicks will outright say, “Gosh, i’m just tired of working!”. At 33 years old. Keep being strong & independent girls!

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Wow, this guy is the ultimate scavenger and we need more people like him to keep all trailer trash away from us.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

MattNYC wrote:

TaxGuy wrote:

Never underestimate the desperation of a single woman on the Upper West Side.”

As an NYC resident i can confirm this. They’re usually successful lawyers, marketing managers, etc. Regardless of how many episodes of Sex in the City they’ve seen, they start to sweat the wall.

A related anecdote: ~33% of these chicks will outright say, “Gosh, i’m just tired of working!”. At 33 years old. Keep being strong & independent girls!

Wait! If they’re tired of working, why do they want to trade in their current job for “THE TOUGHEST JOB IN THE WORLD?” I would think any job would be better than being a stay-at-home mom. Unless they are lying about that.

But women wouldn’t lie, they are sugar and spice and everything nice……………… I’m SO confused right now. I think I need a little time alone in my safe space, to do a little manspreading and mansplain this to myself.

Order the good wine

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

TaxGuy wrote:

Unless they are lying about that.

They are. Having been a stay-at-home dad for the first 18 months of my kid’s life, I can tell you it was a pretty sweet gig. Except for the part about blowing through all my savings – could have done without that, but totally worth it.

Once you’ve mastered the one handed diaper change and can make up a bottle, there’s not a whole lot else too it except playing with and holding your kid.

I’m in IT, so getting woken up in the middle of the night is nothing for me. If only servers were as simple to quite down as children.

Women like to make it out to be so f~~~ing hard and themselves so heroic for doing it. Poppyc~~~ I say. It’s really not much more than basic animal husbandry, just with a human animal. And this from someone who stayed at home with his kid for nearly two years from birth.

Thing is, for a lot of women, it’s the only thing they can point to and squeeze a tiny bit of “honor” and nobility(ish) and purpose of life out of. If not for the myth of the hardship of childrearing, they’re lives would be exposed for the exercise in lameness that they really are, so you can’t blame them for keeping this one going – for some it’s all they have.

That incidentally, is why I think there’s no serious push for men to have equal parenting responsibilities (and rights), because if that became the norm, huge chunks of the female population would have no excuse.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

I think the worst part is that chicks still are able to demand child support from him even thou they went through a non legal procedure to get his sperm. Women see him as a sucker who will be forced to give him free money and i have to agree with him.

It is bad enough to have multiple kids with 2 chicks but having over 20? what happens when he finally gets his back child support bill after not paying for years on 17 of his kids?

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Max PowerParticipant 2721]

Pffft. Guy’s a small timer and needs to lift his game.

In the animal kingdom all kinds of creatures kick his arse, breeding-wise…

[HitmanParticipant]

I took care of my kid at home full time for a year. .
Infants cry..wow..
Stay home parents hit the f~~~ing lottery!
It’s easy.
A real no brainer. Perfect for the laziest females and then they get all sorts of pats on the back.
They LOVE to bitch, moan and complain. .it’s just what they do.
Regarding the moron sperm donor. .He is the definition of a DICK HEAD !

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9548]

This is sick! He’s stupid as much as sick.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[The_YoungParticipant 1073]

I’d do this if I was close to death alrady

Brother, we need to stick together.

[Anonymous 11]

Too bad he has a chance of passing on the recessive gene that popped his first cousin in the lottery of life. Stupidity obviously runs in the family.

Between this dumbass, and the fact I can buy a whole bag of Costa Rican shade grown for less than three Starbucks visits. Starbucks won’t be seeing me anymore.

@bd: My best late night server event happened after a tornado destroyed all main feeder lines into my city. I will give Georgia Power credit for their backup plan though.

[HitmanParticipant]

Yeah. .uh..I think Starbucks can get someone else to buy their overpriced coffee than me.
Now the bathroom in there seems even more dirty than ever. ..
Napkin to touch the doorknob on the way out! !!

[Anonymous 11]

Latex gloves and a bleach wipe there Hitman.

I can make better coffee than Starbucks, anyway.

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

Not sure why Starbucks is a hit in the US, it fizzled here in Oz. Very peculiar taste.

Re the Sperm machine – he isn’t just giving sperm (and money), he’s invested in all those kids lives too.

Gentlemen, I give you the future. A man willing to play daddy (and wallet) will have many, many women lined up for him.

“Where have all the good men… wait, there’s one! Quick line up!” He can jerk in the cup with one hand and write cheques with the other.

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

What morons. What makes these bloody women so sure that the guy isn’t riddled with diseases? Do they even bother to do a background check on that detail before the transaction is completed? For all a woman knows, he might end up giving her HIV instead of a baby.

I’ve always said, even back in the days when I was more prone to blue-pill tendencies, that you should never f~~~ a woman without protection – because it’s not just pregnancy that you’re protecting yourself from! There’s also crabs, herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, syphilis, AIDs, the clap…shall I go on? Quite often you can get an infection from someone who doesn’t even know that they’ve got one.

If a woman ends up with chlamydia, she may never be able to have children after that. What does it take to make women see sense?

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[Anonymous 11]

@constantine:

Hell No!

;

[Anonymous 11]

Shiny wrote:

. Very peculiar taste.

Precociously

[ChuddoxParticipant 585]

I’d do this for women, with a $10k fee upfront.

“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.” - Robert E. Howard

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