Won't Make It Tighter, But Might Make It Minty Fresh

[VerusParticipant 965]

Apparently some carousel riders are trying to fix their hotdog in a hallway problem.
https://nypost.com/2019/10/11/doctors-warn-women-not-to-use-toothpaste-to-tighten-their-vaginas/

[MonkParticipant 16994]

‘Hotdog in a hallway’.

Just can’t … get … that image … out of my head …

[GrumpyParticipant]

And male is the gender that obsesses with vag and sex?
Or is that MEN” are obsessed with vag and/or sex?
riiiiiiigght….
What are they (women who do this), Firvulag?
Toothpaste.
Makes more than your teeth whiter, brighter, tighter.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

So MANY are so Damaged, Wore Out, and Used Up that they are resorting to Anything and Everything to TRY and Undo their HO HISTORY…..

Just ANOTHER ATTEMPTED DECEPTION….

A SAD sign of the Times…..

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

If they sell dick pills. I wonder if I could market a pill that makes women tighter? I’d be a billionaire overnight.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[MonkParticipant 16994]

iMickey503 wrote:

If they sell dick pills. I wonder if I could market a pill that makes women tighter? I’d be a billionaire overnight.

Get a bimbo to front for you and you could be onto a winner.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Tighter holes won’t lower c•ck count.

A 1989 Cutlas Cierra with 384,612 miles on it can get new tires and be fully detailed but it won’t change the VIN or CarFax report.

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Sky-O wrote:

Tighter holes won’t lower c•ck count.
A 1989 Cutlas Cierra with 384,612 miles on it can get new tires and be fully detailed but it won’t change the VIN or CarFax report.

They’re not looking to “change”.

They’re just looking to deceive and lie….You know the TYPICAL AWALT Stuff !!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Duke TogoParticipant 2664]

Loose lips, sink ships.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

It says right in the article that Kegels really work, but it’s too much work for most to consider. Better to follow crazy internet recommendations. Don’t anybody release a meme on Facebook that says each one ounce shot of bleach reduces your dock count by one. They’d start dropping like flies.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Duke Togo wrote:

Loose lips, sink ships.

Loose lips, sink dicks.

[MonkParticipant 16994]

Sky-O wrote:

Tighter holes won’t lower c•ck count.
A 1989 Cutlas Cierra with 384,612 miles on it can get new tires and be fully detailed but it won’t change the VIN or CarFax report.

If the salesman gives it a good polish, the buyer won’t look too hard …

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