Wonder Woman > Superman if they had no powers? HAHA!

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Get ready for this.

YES, the wenches even included the stupid “mic drop” picture they always say when they normally say something false or misleading so that they think they have the “superior opinion.”

Technically, Kal El has the skill set of Kryptonian martial arts, which is very comparable to Tai Chi and he’s also been trained to fight by Batman.  He can handle his own in a fight either way.  Losing his powers wouldn’t mean losing his muscle and making him some hulking overweight brute, unless we want to blow up Wonder Woman’s weight as well.

Being one of the leaders of the Justice League, he also would have some serious skills in leadership.  As for “weaponry,” let’s go on the fact that he has Batman’s fighting style.  He doesn’t need weapons.  Let’s also not forget his fantastic intellect as well, which is simply something he obtained. Also, Superman died, came back to life with no powers, and STILL took down Engine City with just some machine guns…

What would happen if Wonder Woman TRULY lost her powers?…Hmmmmm….

[Just a ManParticipant 934]

Do women really think that face and attitude are attractive? No wonders they are getting more angry exponentially by the day, no one wants their pussy if they have to put up with that. Hell would a lesbian even tolerate that? Seems to me today’s women are on a cruise ship called Eden and they are punching holes in the damn thing…..ON PURPOSE!

 

Good jokes are funny due to their connection with truth:

 

<span id=”yui_3_17_2_4_1435093708237_1637″ class=”ya-q-full-text”>The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!”

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and The sign reads: Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and The sign reads: Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives who love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.</span>

Philosophy, the female repellent

[Anonymous 12]

See, if they picked Spiderman they might have just been able to get that one by. Superman even without powers is still a strong, intelligent man.

Wonder Woman without powers would just be your typical woman.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Anonymous wrote:

Wonder Woman without powers would just be your typical woman.

…And she’d likely be called too “skinny” or too “fit” because women can’t stand other “real” women being fit.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Just a Man wrote:

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Yep.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Superman’s staring at her camel toe…

Ok, joke time!

Superman is flying along, and sees Wonder Woman suntanning nude on a rooftop.

He thinks to himself, “I’ll fly down there, f~~~ her, and fly away at super-speed!  She’ll never know what happened!”

So he flies down, WHOOSH, f~~~s her BANG BANG BANG, and flies away WHOOSH!

Wonder Woman says “What the hell was that?”

The Invisible man replies “I dunno, but my ass sure hurts!”

[Elgos_GrimParticipant 254]

Even if she lost all her powers she would still have the power of vagina. She could build an army of weak willed sex slaves, but lets be honest – they’d all be dead in under five minutes. Superman would be fine though, well trained, well built, etc.

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

We talked about this in the thread where Shaq said he could last a full minute or something like that against Ronda Rousey; the bottom line was if you’re playing by a set of rules (like boxing or even MMA), maybe WW could win, but in a fight to the death, Superman is still much bigger and stronger and would win.

[Helen be DamnedParticipant 480]

There have been times when Superman lost his powers, he just carried on like nothing was wrong. I remember an episode of the Justice League cartoons where he was sent to a future with a red sun, and he defied the laws of reality by making a sword with a piece of steel, several road flares, and a random rock. He then used said sword to kill a dire wolf and cow the others, which he then used as a bobsled team.

I can’t think of a time when they did that to Wonder Woman. They have done that to LITERALLY every other hero I can think of in like 30 seconds. If I searched long enough I may be able to find an instance where either someone else has never had their powers taken away, or where she lost hers, but I kind of doubt that has ever happened to her. God forbid we take the queen of DC comics’ powers.

"You can keep your soul, I don't want a cell-mate." - Them Crooked Vultures

[leobez84Participant 124]

Actually Superman in the current comics lost his powers and hasn’t had it long enough to change his costume to simple yet indestructible wrangler jeans and apparently also indestructible T-shirt. Looks like he’s holding his own quite well so far. It’s like the writers read that bs and was like “NOT ON MY WATCH” lol.

[MonkeyKingEnma21Participant 156]

Did i really just read that. Do they not realise that superman has trained with batman, and batman has beaten wonder women in a fight when she still had her super powers. so it only makes sense that even if superman wasn’t quite as good as batman he could still beat wonder women if they both lost their powers. its just full retard.

[peterfaParticipant 833]

Lies, you know she’d boink him. You know he’d still put her in a rope for some kinky fun.

[AntaresParticipant 208]

The first half truth lies in the phrase “would probably”, which means I’m not really familiar with the topic, so I’m just making s~~~ up and don’t want to really think about it too much.

There is a valid point that Wonder Woman could still fight. However this is like theorizing on the virtues of Godzilla still being an immense lizard larger than any dinosaur that ever lived, even though he can no longer breathe fire. While true, the entire basis of that truth requires a fantasy reality to begin with.

Price is what you pay, value is what you get. -- Ben Graham

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Meanwhile Batman just leans back in his chair, saying nothing.

[peterfaParticipant 833]

Superman is vulnerable to Kryptonite, which is fictionland kryptonium. Wonderwoman however is vulnerable to be tied in a rope. I’m not sure what to make of this. It sounds like women are vulnerable to men and need delicate care, or if the creator of Wonderwoman has a repressed kinky fetish.

[flightspaceSpectator 207]

Lets not forget that Clark Kent took on a bulky hardened sociopath while trapped in Lionel Luthers diseased, fragile failing kidney body, and has already kicked some major ass many other times without his powers. Wonder woman just has a f~~~ing rope.

 

Or does smallville not count? Anyone wanna drag up some other blue kryptonite examples?

[flightspaceSpectator 207]

Helen be Damned wrote:

There have been times when Superman lost his powers, he just carried on like nothing was wrong. I remember an episode of the Justice League cartoons where he was sent to a future with a red sun, and he defied the laws of reality by making a sword with a piece of steel, several road flares, and a random rock. He then used said sword to kill a dire wolf and cow the others, which he then used as a bobsled team. I can’t think of a time when they did that to Wonder Woman. They have done that to LITERALLY every other hero I can think of in like 30 seconds. If I searched long enough I may be able to find an instance where either someone else has never had their powers taken away, or where she lost hers, but I kind of doubt that has ever happened to her. God forbid we take the queen of DC comics’ powers.

not defying the laws of physics really. One just needs a sand mould, metal, heat and some protective gear

not sure if road flares get that hot but you know, its totally possible to forge s~~~ on the cheap

[Helen be DamnedParticipant 480]

Comics in general are getting worse as more and more women bitch about the bs like that. I’ve been reading Thor comics recently, and they were all pretty good until the end of the Fear Itself story line, where Odin abdicated the throne of Asgard since Thor and Balder were both dead, and he gave the throne to Freyja, Gaea, and Idunn. Then s~~~ went to hell, everyone in the comics starts bitching about Odin and patriarchy and Thor suddenly hates him when he comes back to life. They acted like the man was a f~~~ing idiot. He literally ripped his eye out of socket to sip from the well of wisdom, f~~~ you comic writers, he wasn’t an idiot. This is not including the terrible she-thor, because I refuse to read that s~~~. The writers had their chance to impress me with other female characters already and f~~~ing failed.

Btw that s~~~ is awesome.

That s~~~ being the foundry.

"You can keep your soul, I don't want a cell-mate." - Them Crooked Vultures

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

Helen be Damned wrote:

Comics in general are getting worse as more and more women bitch about the bs like that. I’ve been reading Thor comics recently, and they were all pretty good until the end of the Fear Itself story line, where Odin abdicated the throne of Asgard since Thor and Balder were both dead, and he gave the throne to Freyja, Gaea, and Idunn. Then s~~~ went to hell, everyone in the comics starts bitching about Odin and patriarchy and Thor suddenly hates him when he comes back to life. They acted like the man was a f~~~ing idiot. He literally ripped his eye out of socket to sip from the well of wisdom, f~~~ you comic writers, he wasn’t an idiot. This is not including the terrible she-thor, because I refuse to read that s~~~. The writers had their chance to impress me with other female characters already and f~~~ing failed.

Which sucked, because before Thora, the Thor series was awesome. I’ve completely dropped Marvel and DC because I’m tired of it. Indie seems to be the only way to go now for creators that don’t want their s~~~ hijacked.

[Mana KnightParticipant 333]

Notice how they make Superman stooping and Gorilla like even pre-power loss.

 

 

 

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