One of the things you will often hear women complain about is men’s profile photos in online dating. They will often point out our mistakes in trying to attract them and say men should get the opinion of a female friend before posting photos. Judging from what I have seen on Tinder, OK Cupid and elsewhere? Women should get the opinion of men because they are f~~~ing up big time! In many cases it seems they are listening to their own feminist voices or those of their girlfriends. Here are some examples of photos that will cause men to do nothing but shrink, shrivel and say “See ya!” I also find it hilarious that they will often use these photos as the very first one! The on that gives us our first impression of them and tells us what you are all about!
The Sports Photo – Sorry ladies, but seeing you power lifting or doing crossfit with sweat pouring down your face, eyes and veins bulging , hair tied back, and not hint of femininity does nothing but cause our b~~~~ to suck up back into our bodies like we were ten year old boys again. We dont want to see, nor do we care that you ran and completed a marathon. Even if it WAS for cancer (most likely breast related). We dont give a s~~~ if you skydive. So do please stop those thumbs up shots of you tandam skydiving with some poor schmuck who is being paid to be strapped onto you and keep you plunging to your death. Yoga poses are are a bit more tolerable as its not as male or macho as the other activities. And you do look pretty good in those Yoga pants. But chances are that we are going to think you to be really self-involved and be into all that esoteric crap like “Reiki healing” and that you will probably chew our ears off about all types of hippie bulls~~~.
The Dog Photos – Look. We want to see you. Not your f~~~ing dog. Nor do we think that initial shot of you lying curled up in bed with rover in some weird bestiality take on the famous John & Yoko shot (which most of us found beyond Beta male) is cute. It just makes us think that you are going to be one of the thousands of nutty chicks out there now who call themselves “Dog moms” and treat their “Fur babies” like they are literally human children. It makes us think that you are going to put your dog ahead of us in all things. Which you probably will. Something we have learned from experience. Welcome to the Western world 2.0. Have fun in your anthropomorphic world. Just realize that if I fed your dog raw burger meat 3 times a day he would “love and be loyal” to me, or anyone else for that matter in a couple of days and he would have no problems dumping your ass and moving onto licking his b~~~~ in someone elses house. Thats loyalty for you.
The photo with you kid/s – Look. We got it. We know you love your kids and they are number one in your life. Thats as it should be. Just understand that because they are number one and because you are divorced, seperated or whatever, you will most likely be our number two choice. Thats not unfair or shallow. Its just the way it is. <span style=”line-height: 1.5;”>And I say this as a man raised by a single mother who had a dating life when I was a kid.</span><span style=”line-height: 1.5;”> If a man has a choice to get involved with a woman with kids or one without kids, who do you think we will choose? Water goes to the path of least resistance. If </span><span style=”line-height: 1.5;”>you do have kids here is a hint. Dont use them in your very first photo. To us it just gives us a pavlovian response to just say no. We first and formost want to see you as a woman. When we first see you with your kids (especially little kids) our first thought is you are a mom, you are divorced, you will have tons of baggage, you will have little time for us and your body will show the tell tale signs of childbirth. Is that fair? Well, no! But life isnt fair is it? Divorce happens for a lot of reasons. But if yours was because you grew bored with him, he didnt “get you”, you wanted to find your true sould mate, or you straight up knowingly married an abusive prick because you thought you could “Change him”. Well, al I can say is you reap what you sow. Dont blame any sane guy for not wanting to get involved with that s~~~storm. Especially if your ex is of the crazy violent variety. Why the f~~~ would I want to put myself in between that? Only fools and romance novel fools would do that!</span>
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