Women who can't cum

[Chucks_RevengeParticipant 216]

This website gives a whole new meaning to gynocentrism. And its a million laughs.

http://howtomakemecome.tumblr.com/

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Not one time in that did I see anything about maybe she could cum if she focused on trying to love?/please? a man (instead of herself).
Hell, it’s not even hinted at. agree with ya

Chucks_Revenge wrote:

This website gives a whole new meaning to gynocentrism. And its a million laughs.

Glad she couldn’t cum, since she is so damn selfish. Hell, she did more for herself (lingerie, black eyeliner, etc.)
trying to get off than I think I have ever had a woman do for me.

lolz!! Made my night Thanks!!

When they say they dress up for us men when they go out in public, I ain’t buying it.
I am sure they do it for themselves MOST of the time…maybe all.

[BritGHOWParticipant 2566]

Phantom wrote:

Not one time in that did I see anything about maybe she could cum if she focused on trying to love?/please? a man (instead of herself).Hell, it’s not even hinted at.
…
Glad she couldn’t cum, since she is so damn selfish. Hell, she did more for herself (lingerie, black eyeliner, etc.)trying to get off than I think I have ever had a woman do for me.

Exactly, it’s all me, me, me, she’s so wrapped up in her own importance she’s not able to let go and enjoy the moment

Phantom wrote:

When they say they dress up for us men when they go out in public, I ain’t buying it.I am sure they do it for themselves MOST of the time…maybe all.

That’s just the point, they don’t dress up for us at all, every time you hear them banging out about “harassment” and “rape culture” when they go for a night on the town, it’s almost always “It’s my right to dress like a slut”, “I dress up for me, not for men to leach over”, “my LBD is not consent” me, me, me again.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Frankly my dear, as long as I get my ashes hauled, I don’t give a damn if you do or not. Yes, I’m a selfish bastard. Go find a better man than I and be happy.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[FermatParticipant 3478]

The tumblr hoes and their narcissicm….

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[LonerBonerParticipant 358]

All of them say that to me the first time, “i usually never come”……they always do in the end anyway….

I dont know why they keep saying this s~~~? It just annoys me..lets just f~~~ why try to f~~~ing plan s~~~ and make up exuses before s~~~ even happened?
Women i guess

Keep clam i'm dyslexic.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

BritGHOW wrote:

That’s just the point, they don’t dress up for us at all, every time you hear them banging out about “harassment” and “rape culture” when they go for a night on the town, it’s almost always “It’s my right to dress like a slut”, “I dress up for me, not for men to leach over”, “my LBD is not consent” me, me, me again.

So true. Sick, twisted & f~~~ed up, but so true.

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

Sex with women who can’t orgasm is a bit crap for the most part.

I’m not lazy in the bedroom by any means, but when you put loads of effort in that results in nothing…it’s time to find a new plate.

[RebalancedParticipant 346]

Give them a wad of cash and they are sure to be having multiples.

I don't need pussy

[MENGINEERParticipant 583]

Who cares if they cum or not?

I am getting mine first that’s for sure!

[Chucks_RevengeParticipant 216]

I hope you guys aren’t stopping after the first story. Scroll down. It gets better. Here’s a little gem from the 3rd or 4th story down.

I want you to pay for s~~~. All night. (At least in the beginning stages. We’ll move into partnership & split bills when it’s time, but for now, be a MAN. I can f~~~ a woman if I want, and that’s nice too. But if I’m with you, I’m in the mood for male energy, so please give me that.)

http://howtomakemecome.tumblr.com/

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“How to make me come”.

Who cares.

Did she buy drinks, dinner and tip the valet?
Then THAT conversation is over.

By the way…. contrary to popular opinion, the G-Spot is not a myth.
It’s right where you sign the check: “X” marks the spot.

Q: Why do women fake orgasms? ( and publish articles entitled “how to make me come”?)

A: Because they think men care.

I will care about how to make her come when she spends an afternoon making me a lasagna with the same kind of attention to detail. Until then, everyone knows where the expression “go f~~~ yourself” comes from. It’s why men invented dildos. For women like THAT. What’s next. Will she publish a volume about the consistency of her turds?? Jesus Christ.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[The Long WalkParticipant 1282]

Cumming is a privilege earned, not a right! Bitches gonna bitch.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

: I usually don’t cum from sex.
: You should really get that fixed.

If she can’t achieve orgasm, it means there is something wrong with her, not you.

[SargeslideParticipant 82]

Why is it my job to get her off? All the time you hear c~~~s saying what a lousy lover a man is because she doesn’t cum. I have met very few women who are concerned about my orgasm, or what pleasure I receive from her.. Most just lie there and expect a gymnastic routine of Olympic endurance and a mastery of her body and needs. They act like just because they have a vajayjay, that’s enough for any man to get off, and need to bring nothing else to the show. I have literally had a woman just lay there like a dead doll, but bitch that sex wasn’t fun for her, and get p~~~ed when I tell them it wasn’t fun for me either. I don’t go in thinking because I am gifted in the package department that women will just get off (It does happen on occasion) Why do they? Because self centered c~~~s think everything revolves around the pussy.

Men like porn because it is centered on men’s enjoyment for a change. Women hate porn for the same reason.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Men like porn because it is centered on men’s enjoyment for a change. Women hate porn for the same reason

Exactly! Women NEVER put effort into it. Usually hookers dont even. The best lays Ive had are women who are slightly older than me. Their the only ones who put in some effort.

Resident cynic.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Reach down and gently comb your fingers through my pubic hair.

Comb…Comb? What is she, f~~~ing Chewbacka? Sick!

It should be exciting to you that I have it

Oh it SHOULD be eh? This coming from women who want me to get a Brazilian ball wax and they still wont suck on hairless b~~~~.

Tell me my breasts are peachy orbs of lusciousness. Tell me my eyes are like the sea. Kiss my nipples and tell me they taste sweet.

If any dude said this cheesy s~~~ to a girl, the chick would instantly lose respect for him resulting her inability to cum. “Peachy ORBS of lusciousness” give me a f~~~ing break.

Kiss my nipples and tell me they taste sweet. Tell me you can’t stop kissing them. Note: I get bored after too much breast-play, but I like knowing that you can’t get enough of them.

This pretty much sums up all women. An ever contradictory and conflicting needs. She gets bored, take “note”, after too much boob play, but yet you are charged with the task of sending her insatiable ego the message that you cant get enough of them. Have fun trying to accomplish that.

Resident cynic.

[Dark KenshiParticipant 2132]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

Oh it SHOULD be eh? This coming from women who want me to get a Brazilian ball wax and they still wont suck on hairless b~~~~.

THIS…

Dude, I am a brazilian man and NEVER shaved my b~~~~ or c~~~.

That is just another s~~~ test.

Or she just blow me, or she will have no sex. Either way it is fine by me.

I don’t care about her, anyway.

"Young was I once, I walked alone, and bewildered seemed in the way; then I found me another and rich I thought me, for man is the joy of man." Odin, Hàvamàl, stanza 47.

[stopmockingmanParticipant 441]

I will INJECT this-
1- did not read banshee’s cry to help make them cum, scanned briefly, enough insanity from the bitches.
2(a)- the woman that cums the most in my life, is the one i tell her, i need you, you are my whore, grab her hair, she squirts.
(b)- I expect to be fed soon after, or after I finish drinking my beers, put the plate in the microwave wench.
3- this is simple man/woman dynamics, not the filthy lovy dovy crap in howtomakemecum (sorry can’t stomach that s~~~).
4- woman respond to primitive impulses, no psycho babble dribbling needed or desired.
5- dollar store puppy pads are great for squirters, it saves the bed.

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