Women Trying to Look Like Troll Dolls

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

What…THE…F~~~ is up with girls dying there hair troll doll colors lately? Purple…Green…Vomiting gatorade pink….WTF? They look like someone dunk their f~~~ing head in a bucket of gatorade.

Being covered in tattoos has been the big fad, now this. Are they TRYING to be unattractive now? It’s insane.

Resident cynic.

[TicParticipant 4329]

In nature, brightly colored variants means danger, do not touch, poisonous, etc. They’re doing you a favor, bro. Basically, they’re saying, “I a crazy f~~~ing loon. Stay away.”

God bless peace and freedom.

[Anonymous 25]

women are eating too many skittles, turns their hair funny colours…

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

The more women that do this the better off it is for men like us because it is unattractive and we know they are announcing that they are feminist c~~~s ready to ruin your life if you even think about interacting with them.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

That’s were the famous words of don’t stick your dick in crazy come in ?

It is not just that. You do not f~~~ crazy. You do not talk to crazy. You avoid crazy. Crazy invents things in her mind of what she is thinking about and whom she is thinking about. If you see crazing approaching you on the sidewalk, as quickly as possible you walk across the street in a manner which is not jaywalking to avoid crazy from even seeing you.

[UntamedParticipant]

They look wieder and weirder. The crazier it is the more they like it. Tatoos all over the place, god-aweful piercings and zombie makeup they look straight out of Thriller video. They even got the dark eyeliner look like they haven’t slept in years.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[LupusParticipant 214]

I do not think we can classify these creatures as women anymore. They try so hard not to be female. Perhaps we should refer to them as Abominations.

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

I was just thinking that in Nature, the most venomous snakes and insects have brightly colloured skins? Isn’t that true?

It's Time to get Wise

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Right on Greg!

http://www.wildflorida.com/articles/Floridas_Giant_Orange_Grasshoppers.php
http://www.wildflorida.com/wildlife/snakes/Eastern_Coral_Snake.php

[Anonymous 1]

Tic wrote:

In nature, brightly colored variants means danger, do not touch, poisonous, etc. They’re doing you a favor, bro. Basically, they’re saying, “I a crazy f~~~ing loon. Stay away.”

The toxic female comes in toxic colors. They look like poison so I stay away. They really do look like trolls with their tattoos, piercings, and hair. If you stick your dick in one of them it will probably melt. You’d be better off rubbing battery acid on your c~~~.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

Greg Honda wrote:

I was just thinking that in Nature, the most venomous snakes and insects have brightly colloured skins? Isn’t that true?

Yes. And this includes frogs. The frogs that have neon color skin usually have toxin so lethal that a brush against the skin of an adult human will kill the adult human within minutes.

[Anonymous 42]

We live in a world of color, I can’t wait for the new metallic hair colors! Neon was only the start!

Come to MG-Tower’s Hair Salon girls, we use automotive finishes so your hair can match your car perfectly!

Won’t be long before you see LED lighting in their hair! A walking Disco!

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9547]

It’s true. Women are trying so very hard to not be women, but something unnatural. If I want to look at women with funny colored hair, I’ll tune into some Japan Anime.

Believe it or not, I’ve seen 20 some year old guys with pink long hair. A guy involving himself with pink anything is just wrong.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[StormtrooperParticipant 1080]

Yeah it’s a big fad right now, I can’t go anywhere without seeing some crazy looking chick with bright blue hair, then if you ask them why they just stare at you like you’re crazy.

? “Why is your hair blue?”

? “Why are you so intolerant?!”

? “I’m not the one that looks like a fruit roll-up puked on me.”

? “Jerk.”

? “Have a nice day fruithead.”

Having a girlfriend is like owning a gun, the longer your around it, the more you want to shoot it.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Liberals remind me of Saruman from The Lord of the Rings, when he changes from Saruman the White to Saruman of Many Colors:

GANDALF: I liked white better.

SARUMAN: White! It serves as a beginning. White cloth may be dyed. The white page can be overwritten; and the white light can be broken.

GANDALF: In which case it is no longer white. And he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Tic wrote:

In nature, brightly colored variants means danger, do not touch, poisonous, etc. They’re doing you a favor, bro. Basically, they’re saying, “I a crazy f~~~ing loon. Stay away.”

True!!!

The word of the day: “Aposematism”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

That’s were the famous words of don’t stick your dick in crazy come in

Nice seeing you again Ancientwisdom.

Very true.

All they can offer you is the circus in their head and the centre of the bed!

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[Anonymous 54]

As Tic pointed out., in nature its a warning sign.
The males are more brightly colored.

They are trying to be male.

[TriviumParticipant 1029]

I for one am incredibly happy that they are ‘self-marking’ themselves. That way I don’t have to spend so much time trying to separate the seriously crazy ones from the only moderately crazy ones. It’s much easier to dodge a bullet when it glows in the dark and announces its presence long before it comes to the scene.

"Listen to all, Follow none"

[qeeqoParticipant 1168]

Don’t be fooled by the bright colors. I have a sister who is bipolar and a niece who is in and out of psych units and neither have brightly colored hair.

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