Women talk to your genitals–their upset

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  • #348978
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    PistolPete
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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/pamela-madsen/female-post-election-libido-crash_b_12940230.html?section=us_fifty

    I swear to GOD I’m not making this s~~~ up its for real…

    Tips for a Post Election Libido Recover Plan For Women

    1. Connect To Your Genitals.

    Hold your genitals (simply cup them) with one hand and put your other hand on your heart. At Back to the Body, this position is taught to our women as the foundation for “Lotus Lift Meditation”. You can do this too. Meditate in this position in the morning before you get out of bed; and before you go to sleep at night. Offer your genitals some gentle affirmations while you softly rock your hips; such as; “You are beautiful and powerful”, “You have the right to pleasure”, “You are powerful”, “No one has the right to make choices for you but you.”

    #348979
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    Jan Sobieski
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    Females have jumped the shark.

    This cap is why the trad con women voted for trump.

    Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

    #348985
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    Freeman_K
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    Kudos to self sacrificing members that venture towards infested parts of the internet for daily dose of insanity.

    https://i.sli.mg/fduwBH.png

    The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

    #348989
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    PistolPete
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    Guys this the craziest s~~~ I have ever seen. I swear I thought it was a joke but it is for real…enjoy if you can, but keep barf bag handy!

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    Anonymous
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    1. Connect To Your Genitals.

    Hold your genitals (simply cup them) with one hand and put your other hand on your heart. At Back to the Body, this position is taught to our women as the foundation for “Lotus Lift Meditation”. You can do this too. Meditate in this position in the morning before you get out of bed; and before you go to sleep at night. Offer your genitals some gentle affirmations while you softly rock your hips; such as; “You are beautiful and powerful”, “You have the right to pleasure”, “You are powerful”, “No one has the right to make choices for you but you.”

    #348993
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    Stargazer
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    Or how about “Get rid of that second pussy you call a boyfriend and get a man who’s got a dick and a pair of b~~~~ and who isn’t afraid to use them on you.”

    #348994
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    Anonymous
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    Wassamatta, flower got stepped on and her pedals are broken?

    Too f~~~ing bad!

    CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!!!

    #348996
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    Nerevar
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    Jesis F~~~ING Christ…

    "One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

    #349025
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    Boar
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    Wait! They hand rape themselves? And other whimyn convince them that this is all right?

    Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

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    Anonymous
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    This is why the President should be a Man.

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    WA4SWJ
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    Guys,

    One of the sentences from the “ridiculous sex” posted above and the picture of the hens club meeting set me off and reminded me of the Bible verses below. Here is the sentence:

    “No one has the right to make choices for you but you.”

    Now I have to tell you I am a Christian (not a minister and not an expert at this), but just like all of you I have suffered the problems all of you have with women and agree with almost everything I’ve read from the brothers on the forum and commiserate with all of you and your experiences. But since we are all in this together, I thought the following might be of interest to some of you and that I should share it with you. I know that not all will appreciate this so there is no intent to offend. I just want to provide another viewpoint.

    The verses refer to the role of women in the church and since we are supposed to live Godly lives, it seems like it should apply to our daily lives as well. To me feminism is in complete violation of the direction below. Since the feminists are in complete violation of that direction called out below, that is all the more reason for us to stay away from them. In our current culture we cannot correct or teach them and not be condemned. Best to just stay away. I hope this is of some value to you.

    Particularly note verses 7 through 9 below in 1 Corinthians 11 and also 1 Corinthians 14:33-35 below. Keep in mind that women were formed from one of Adam’s ribs and thus from man. Man was formed by God from dust.

    6. The New Testament Church—The Role of Women

    1 Corinthians 11:3-10 But I want you to understand that Christ is the head of every man, and the man is the head of a woman, and God is the head of Christ. 4 Every man who has something on his head while praying or prophesying, disgraces his head. 5 But every woman who has her head uncovered while praying or prophesying, disgraces her head; for she is one and the same with her whose head is shaved. 6 For if a woman does not cover her head, let her also have her hair cut off; but if it is disgraceful for a woman to have her hair cut off or her head shaved, let her cover her head. 7 For a man ought not to have his head covered, since he is the image and glory of God; but the woman is the glory of man. 8 For man does not originate from woman, but woman from man; 9 for indeed man was not created for the woman’s sake, but woman for the man’s sake. 10 Therefore the woman ought to have a symbol of authority on her head, because of the angels.

    1 Corinthians 14:33-35 For God is not a God of confusion but of peace, as in all the churches of the saints. 34 Let the women keep silent in the churches; for they are not permitted to speak, but let them subject themselves, just as the Law also says. 35 And if they desire to learn anything, let them ask their own husbands at home; for it is improper for a woman to speak in church.

    Ed

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    PistolPete
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    Right on ED!

    But just because I like to be objective I tried (for myself) the advice in the article.

    I grabbed hold of my wanker and said: “Hey No one has the right to make choices for you but you. You’re not upset about anything are you?”

    My wanker said: UPSET You’re damn right I’m upset you fat stupid bastard! I haven’t been in some stink hole since the night of the opening ceremony for the winter Olympics…in Lillehammer! What he hell man!”

    He did seem a little upset so I tried to offer some some gentle affirmations—to no avail.

    He said: “JESUS CHRIST MAN! I guess I’m only good for p~~~ing out all the beer and booze you guzzle—you suck.”

    Well I could see there was no point in continuing this conversation so I slapped him a round a bit and he settled down. But cheez what an attitude.

    #349248
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    Women aren’t doing themselves any favors with their actions after the election. The reeling, the crying, the winging, the shock, taking off work because your candidate lost the election. You’re not really helping the strong independent woman image you want to project so badly. This is why nobody takes you seriously. This is how you react to a DEMOCRATIC ELECTION, how are you going to act to war?

    Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

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    WA4SWJ
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    All right PistolPete! Calling it stink hole says it all. I watched the series Californication all the way through and when Hank has been out screwing around and bumps into his true love Karen she tells him “You smell like pussy!” I always get a laugh out of that. Sorry about the underused wanker, but you’re probably much better off!!

    Ed

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    PistolPete
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    Thanks WA4Slw You are the MAN!

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    Cataphract
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    I tried talking to my genitals, but it wouldn’t answer back, the prick.

    Marriage: About as appealing as wood-chipper diving.

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