Women: "I would've stayed if you got me a ring"

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  • #308869
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    Blue Skies
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    GOLD DIGGER ALERT:

    Women: “I would’ve stayed if you got me a ring that’s worth at least 3 months of your paycheck, because that will show that you are committed to me…..”

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    MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

    #308872
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    FrostByte
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    Hysterical!

    If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

    #308899
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    RedRojas
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    Why would a man pay a woman 3 months salary so they could just spread their legs and lay there like a dead fish?

    Consistency is victory - Ultra Magnus

    #308902
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    Anonymous
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    Perhaps THAT will give her a real orgasm…

    #308905
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    FrostByte
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    “I would’ve stayed if you got me a ring

    No she wouldn’t, she just leaves with a ring. Like bonus prize for duping you.

    If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

    #308906
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    Blue Skies
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    Why would a man pay a woman 3 months salary so they could just spread their legs and lay there like a dead fish?

    because there are a lot of thirsty blue pillers in the world

    MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

    #308907
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    Anonymous
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    I love her sooooo much,Im going to get her the 220 model.

    #308909
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    Russky
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    there you go

    proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

    #308916
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    Anonymous
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    I love her sooooo much,Im going to get her the 220 model.

    I’ll wire it directly to the 13kv transformer feed line! I’ll “POP” the question allright!

    #308923
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    TaxGuy
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    If I would have got you a ring, you would have stayed. That’s why I didn’t get it for you.

    Goodbye, Judy.

    Order the good wine

    #308925
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    Prefer Peace to Piece
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    Sweetie-
    You may have missed the point. The point being we don’t want you to stay.
    We can’t afford you.
    As men, we will have to learn to live with the freedom and the extra money we will accrue from not having you around.
    Bye now.

    #308929
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    Anonymous
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    I love her sooooo much,Im going to get her the 220 model.

    Sounds bloody expensive.

    #308932
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    FrostByte
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    For the price I could buy myself a whole set of rings, some rods and a high performance camshaft.

    If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

    #308934
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    Anonymous
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    I love her sooooo much,Im going to get her the 220 model.

    Sounds bloody expensive.

    worth it to toast her ass!(220 volts American)

    #308937
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    Anonymous
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    Kinda same subject,,Chick my age told me when she was young,she pulled a plug out of wall. One of the prongs stuck in the socket. So she tried to pull it out with her teeth and zzz-ap!. I asked how old were you,figureing 4 maby 5years old. She says 21. I bust a gut lauhging,she got mad.How f~~~ing stupid can you be!!

    #308940
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    Russky
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    Kinda same subject,,Chick my age told me when she was young,she pulled a plug out of wall. One of the prongs stuck in the socket. So she tried to pull it out with her teeth and zzz-ap!. I asked how old were you,figureing 4 maby 5years old. She says 21. I bust a gut lauhging,she got mad.How f~~~ing stupid can you be!!

    I could almost hear her complaining through your laughter – about those who made the plug, who designed the socket and you for laughing

    proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

    #308946
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    Sidecar
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    : “I would’ve stayed if you got me a ring.”
    : “Then I’m better off with you gone.”

    Any woman who truly loves a man wouldn’t want to inflict marriage upon him. Demanding a ring is her way of telling you she really only ever wanted your stuff.

    Rings are for whores.

    #308948
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    Grumpy
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    Ring in her tub?
    Tapped her ring?
    She didn’t stay. Sweet deal

    A ring (jewelry) is just the parting gift purchased before the cash and prizes phase IMHO.

    There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

    #308958
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    Deadly Raver
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    ” I would’ve stayed if you got me a ring.”

    “Really? Good thing I didn’t make that mistake.”

    Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

    #308961
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    Anonymous
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