Women Can Pee Standing Up Now

[Anonymous 6]

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This little invention has been made by the feminists to make women seem up to par with men. Women can do everything that men can do, and even do it better. I can see this being used by the lesbians and dykes to try and tap into their testosterone induced masculinity. But guess what, they still have to buy tampons every month.

Thoughts??

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

About time too, i’m sick of all the whining about the toilet seat.

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

MonkeyMind wrote:

About time too, i’m sick of all the whining about the toilet seat.

HA HA, PMSL, SERIOUSLY, these creatues, who WOULD USE, these PLASTIC FUNNELS, are sh*t,……..HONESTLY!

Talk about “ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER,……ANYTHING I CAN DO, BETTER THAN YOU, NO YOU CAN’T, YES I CAN, NO…….HONESTLY.

PATHATIC CREATURES.

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22508]

Kinda small.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Peeing out of a plastic vagina wang! LOL. How revolutionary! It’s a glorified funnel. That’s all.

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

Now they can quit bitching about the toilet seat.

I don’t want to hear it anymore ladies!

Don’t be p~~~ing on the lid, now!

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

IRuleMe wrote:

Peeing out of a plastic vagina wang! LOL. How revolutionary! It’s a glorified funnel. That’s all.

LMAO

Come on bro this is a work of technological innovation on par with the light bulb!

Now they can finally claim their fake funnel penises!

Way to stick to the patriarchy ladies, whoa!

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

It makes sense. The Greeks believed women were defective men. So if than can be standing up, they are less defective.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Anonymous 6]

Bet they will still manage to f~~~ it up, all around the bowl instead of inside it!

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

Look weemin…No hands!!!

and then they have to make this….

Aint a diaper enough for them during trips?

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[KevinStylesParticipant 2580]

This isn’t new, the ‘she-wee’ has been on the market for years (2003).

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

They can P~~~ Up a Rope for all I care !!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Heave-Ho MgtowParticipant 1797]

Image some fat chick trying to get her cavernous VJ in that thing. I would like to see it, oh f~~~, forget the second part…

skip the cavernous vag and go your own way

[HermitParticipant 1121]

Ah. The long awaited female penis, or “femis”. All the girls will be sporting one this fall.

I don't hate women. I just feel better when they're not around.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

Bigvern wrote:

MonkeyMind wrote:

About time too, i’m sick of all the whining about the toilet seat.

HA HA, PMSL, SERIOUSLY, these creatues, who WOULD USE, these PLASTIC FUNNELS, are sh*t,……..HONESTLY!

Talk about “ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER,……ANYTHING I CAN DO, BETTER THAN YOU, NO YOU CAN’T, YES I CAN, NO…….HONESTLY.

PATHATIC CREATURES.

I can see much potential in practical jokes over this. Say raise money to send ten thousand of these p~~~ funnels to the major feminists organizations with a note saying, “now you can go standing up, so stop complaining about the toilet seat being up”.

To be honest, I can see there are times this might be useful. Being in the middle of a swamp, or in the middle of a blizzard, or on a small boat, where dropping her pants and squatting to pee would not be practical.

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

So, now they will bring that p~~~ tube with them in a purse ? Will they also bring some water to flush it clean every time (if there is no sink/toilet nearby)… or the purse will smell funny.

Hilarious.

Faust For Science wrote:

Being in the middle of a swamp, or in the middle of a blizzard, or on a small boat,

Probably the only few scenarios, still I’v yet to see anyone p~~~ in a blizzard or swamp.

PS. Let’s design a fancy empowered urine catheter and sell it.

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[The HogParticipant 253]

And they still need 2 metres of TP to finish with.

Had a woman loudly declare female superiority because they can multi-task and men can't! Told her to "shut up and fuck off" and she couldn't do either!

[redCanine3669Participant 90]

Anonymous wrote:

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*NSFW*

This little invention has been made by the feminists to make women seem up to par with men. Women can do everything that men can do, and even do it better. I can see this being used by the lesbians and dykes to try and tap into their testosterone induced masculinity. But guess what, they still have to buy tampons every month.

Thoughts??

i feel this is like me inventing the skirt so that i can get more comfort and air around my private part, during the summertime. it’s not something i would personally do.

if i had a wife who wanted to get that peeing invention thing, then meh. as long as she can produce real breastmilk, have nice hips, and or conceive children; i would have no complaints i guess. it would just be something she’s into. but lol, i aint dating or being intimate with any lesbian or male-to-female, yo. XD

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