Women be like

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Women be like: I want a man who is
Handsome
Caring
Romantic
Loving
Smart
Understanding
Passionate
Loyal
Never criticizes me
Stylish
Wealthy
Owns a nice car
Tall
Great in bed

Men be like: I want a woman that can cook.

Woman: “You sexist! You need to lower your expectations! MALE ENTITLEMENT! RAPIST! MISOGYNIST! Sheesh, men these days!”

20 years later

“Where are all the good men???????”

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[Anonymous 18]

Silverstone the Second wrote:

20 years later

That’s too long. More like 10.

It takes her next 10 to actually admit she f~~~ed up her chances with the decent men and the c~~~ sludge inside her isn’t worth securing a prospect husband/worker-bee.

Most betas don’t like a slut. That along with natural wall hitting her facepalm-style, she is grounded. And cat-friendlized.

[EskimospyParticipant 841]

Silverstone the Second wrote:

Women be like: I want a man who is
Handsome
Caring
Romantic
Loving
Smart
Understanding
Passionate
Loyal
Never criticizes me
Stylish
Wealthy
Owns a nice car
Tall
Great in bed

Men be like: I want a woman that can cook.

Woman: “You sexist! You need to lower your expectations! MALE ENTITLEMENT! RAPIST! MISOGYNIST! Sheesh, men these days!”

20 years later

“Where are all the good men???????”

Don’t forget: pays the dinner bill, buys her flowers, gives her gifts just because, pampers her and gets in return the great glory of her ever presence and he must know that it is so worth being nagged and bitched at on a daily basis-that is if he’s a real man.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Silverstone the Second wrote:

Women be like: I want a man who is
Handsome
Caring
Romantic
Loving
Smart
Understanding
Passionate
Loyal
Never criticizes me
Stylish
Wealthy
Owns a nice car
Tall
Great in bed

Men be like: I want a woman that can cook.

Woman: “You sexist! You need to lower your expectations! MALE ENTITLEMENT! RAPIST! MISOGYNIST! Sheesh, men these days!”

20 years later

“Where are all the good men???????”

You forgot Hung, or 8 inch dick.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

20 years later

“Where are all the good men???????”

Filled with hatred and frustration, she desperately opened youtube and carefully typed the search term: “How to find a man” with her sausage size fingers. As she browsed through the results, she suddenly stumbled upon a video by Anita Sarkeesian “Why women don’t need men”. Curious she was, and started the video she did. Alone in her living room, right in front of her 2 inch laptop screen, she watched Anita with pride as she empowered herself with strong femergy 10 times the amount the sun can produce during its life time.

10 min later…

Never before has she felt so empowered, so strong as a woman, so independent, she felt like a star about to go supernova, destroying everything in her pass with the most powerful gamma-ray in the universe. She slowly stood up, looked across her empty living room filled with cat litters. She took a deep breath as she gradually raised her right hand in nazi fashion. I am invincible, I am powerful, I don’t need man, I feel great, I am happy, I am loving it, she started to yell repeatedly, while dancing hysterically in circle with her left hand on her chest trying to rip off her bra without damaging her chest hair.

As she spinning around like a gravitationally challenged neutron star, out of nowhere, she heard a low voice permeated through the thin door opening on the second floor. She stopped and like a sniffer dog, she carefully followed the source of the voice upstairs. As she got closer and closer, the voice gradually became clearer and clearer. “It feels so good”, a quiet voice repeated itself inside the room. OH, like a light bulb being switched on, she suddenly realized that it must be her fellow feminist trying to liberate herself, I will teach her how to yell like a real feminist, she thought to herself.

She quickly ran to the door and burst it open, but to her surprise all she saw was me power humping her 20 year old daughter in her most slutty position for 100 bucks and a free big mac…TBC

[HeadstrongParticipant 84]

Basic traits all men should have:
Silent.
Tolerant
Rich
Kind
Love her mother
Strong chest
and a powershaft down below

[HeadstrongParticipant 84]

Eskimospy wrote:

Silverstone II wrote:

Women be like: I want a man who is
Handsome
Caring
Romantic
Loving
Smart
Understanding
Passionate
Loyal
Never criticizes me
Stylish
Wealthy
Owns a nice car
Tall
Great in bed

Men be like: I want a woman that can cook.

Woman: “You sexist! You need to lower your expectations! MALE ENTITLEMENT! RAPIST! MISOGYNIST! Sheesh, men these days!”

20 years later

“Where are all the good men???????”

Don’t forget: pays the dinner bill, buys her flowers, gives her gifts just because, pampers her and gets in return the great glory of her ever presence and he must know that it is so worth being nagged and bitched at on a daily basis-that is if he’s a real man.

Last week i met a woman to whom it has become clear that no good men wanna get hooked anymore,
to her all men mentally insane and now she is sad.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Anonymous wrote:

Most betas don’t like a slut. That along with natural wall hitting her facepalm-style, she is grounded. And cat-friendlized.

I’m coining a new word: “Cat-zoned.”

[If I’m not the first, please let me know and if possible provide a link]

It’s the post-wall female analog of “friend-zoned.”

Spank The Misandrists wrote:

with her left hand on her chest trying to rip off her bra without damaging her chest hair.

Now that’s some funny s~~~ right there.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Anonymous 11]

My take:

Handsome – Can help but is not as important as they say it is,
Caring – One way trip to friendzone permafreeze. You’ll get to listen to her complain about Chad though.
Romantic – You buy her expensive s~~~ and pound your pud a lot. Chad gets it served up for free 10 minutes after you leave.
Loving – Get back to me if anyone ever locates a case where this actually works. You may need to fake it on occasion to ensure you maintain absolute control over her.
Smart – Neutral. It neither helps or hinders.
Understanding – I suggest buying your hand cream in bulk.
Passionate – About ripping the door frames off during your frequent rages and throwing her around. Break things and scare her too.
Loyal – Openly cheat and steal from her. Double points if you steal from her to fund your drug addiction.
Never criticizes me – Treat her like a Marine Corp Drill Sergeant treats a sorry recruit on Parris Island in August.
Stylish – Bulls~~~. I’ve seen guys that are slobs and never bathe with hot women.
Wealthy – The world is your oyster. Very true.
Owns a nice car – Can help, but Chad doesn’t need a nice car or even a car.
Tall – Does not matter. My father was short, and my mother was quite the looker back in the 1940s. She was attracted to him, because he was a jerk. She admitted this to me. You did not f~~~ with my old man.
Great in bed – If you’re not, Chad will be. Even if you are, Chad could still be in the picture.

Men be like: I want a woman that can cook. – Good luck finding one that can even boil water.

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