Women are like….

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

Women are like a city bus:  great to ride and even better if it is in your rear view mirror.  If you let one get in your way your blood pressure will skyrocket and it takes a lot longer to reach your goal.

I hope that put a smile on your face guys.  I put this on at the risk of coming off like a chauvinist asshole but the point was to make you laugh.

Cheers men and keep standing tall!!!

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[J.D SilvernailParticipant 383]

Good one

I'm married to the game,but she broke her vows.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Krab_Ass wrote:

Women are like a city bus: great to ride and even better if it is in your rear view mirror. If you let one get in your way your blood pressure will skyrocket and it takes a lot longer to reach your goal. I hope that put a smile on your face guys. I put this on at the risk of coming off like a chauvinist asshole but the point was to make you laugh. Cheers men and keep standing tall!!!

I use a bike …. can’t stand the bus. Always have nutters and drunks on them 😆

[RoyDalParticipant]

Guitars are like women. You’ll never get them totally right.
–Slash

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

Having a wife is like having an outdoor pool in England: pretty damn expensive for the time you’re gonna spend in it

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[….Participant 305]

Talking with women is like eating pussy…one slip of the tongue and you’re in s~~~

[experiencedParticipant]

2 pink holes, 1 brown hole, 1 black hole-to your life

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Anonymous 12]

* Women are like telephones, they like to be held and spoken to but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected.

*  Women are like horses, fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

* Women are like political campaigners, if you let them talk enough about themselves you wind up in bed with them.

 

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

What would happen if the world’s rotation was 30 times as fast as normal…?

Well, I would get my salary paid out on a daily basis and women would bleed to death…

Just found this one somewhere on the net…

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Ok, a few minutes ago found another one:

What does a women and a hand grenade have in common? Dare to pull off the ring and …    … gone is the house.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[GrumpyParticipant]

Woman are like balloons, prick them once and they explode, fun to have around once in a while, but mostly pointless

 

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

Women/SJWs/blue pills/manginas/white knights/etc. are like the kids in elementary school who annoyed the s~~~ out of everyone and got left out, so they go and tattle on the teacher who forces everyone to include them and tattles whenever someone does something they don’t like because the teacher feels sorry for them and will always take their side.

 

Not a clever word joke, sorry.

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