Women are like the underpants gnomes from Southpark

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Basically, they are little gnomes that steal underpants.  They have a great plan.

Phase 1: Steal underpants

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Profit

What makes their total lack of an actual plan even more funny, is that nobody wants to buy used underwear, so what value does stolen underwear have?  Well ok…maybe a few pervs, but its a niche market lol.  Now think about how women operate…

Phase 1: Vagina

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Profit

So what do women want?  They know they want profit…the nice house, nice car, money for babies, and stability provided by Mr. Beta Bucks, and they think they can get it with vagina when they are bored of the c~~~ carousel, but, they don’t realize their used up vaginas aren’t in high demand like it was when they were younger, hotter, had less mileage on them, and at least had a good 10 years ahead of them before hitting the wall.

They live their lives a lot like the underpants gnomes…they know what they have, and they know what they want, but can’t quite figure out how to convert what they have into what they want.  The wall comes the day they realize their used up, aging vagina is losing value, while they haven’t even come close to using it for the profits they dreamed of, and they realize all their future will consist of is trapping some poor sucker with a kid, or lots of cats.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Underpants gnomes, laugh-out-loud funny! This is a great candidate for that “can’t believe it’s not Onion News” hashtag thing.

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[Anonymous 1]

hahahaha

Awesome analogy. Made my day 🙂

[BigDParticipant 3024]

Hmmm, I would think the Underpants Gnomes had more of a plan.  However, looking at your reasoning, I do believe you have a point.

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