Women are like children

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

I’ve oft compared women to children and for good reason.
1. They wait for their “parents” a man, society, who ever to fix s~~~. They don’t worry about it, because daddy will take care of it while they’re off in their own little world.
2. When they want something, they cry. We call this nagging/ bitching as they get older.
“Honey, you left the toilet seat up. That’s so inconsiderate of you to blah blah blah” Instead of just putting it down.
Instead of just being the strong independent woman that she says she is, she nags, bitches, ect. until you get tired of hearing the baby cry and just go do what ever it is to make the baby stop crying. Hell, sometimes you don’t even know what it is, so you have to guess, maybe the baby’s sick “on her period” maybe the baby is hungry “you haven’t taken her out to a nice place to eat” maybe the baby wants a new toy “shiny diamonds, new kitchen renovation, ect”

So, the list goes on and on, and I have a tendency to ramble and create a huge boring block of text, so I’ll stop while I’m ahead. Please, list your ways you notice how women are children.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[FrankyParticipant 2338]

children>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>women

[TorchemParticipant 453]

Yes they are children. I’ve noticed that many don’t past 16.
All my sister in laws vary between 12 – 16. All do childish s~~~ to get there own way. My mother (70, old school trad’) even calls them little princesses and tells them to grow up to their faces which is always a laugh to watch.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I’ve said quite often lately that most women are like retarded six year olds. At least a regular six year old you can yank a knot in and maybe train them not to be such a s~~~.

But a retard… you just try disciplining a retard in public and see how that goes. Doesn’t work and everyone hates you for trying.

My brother’s kid is autistic and nothing he does makes sense to anyone but his parents who know his patterns and how to keep him calm. That’s how I feel about pretty much all women. If you know their patterns and how to keep them calm, you can avoid being treated like a criminal for expecting them to be rational and trying to discipline them in public.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Children cannot sign contracts and women should also not be allowed.

Women hate being held to a contract and will use every dirty means to get out of one rather than sensibly signing one after doing due research.

Here we have Kesha, the current poster girl for women who “choose to not honor their contracts”.

The Supreme Court told her she had to honor her contract. What does she do? Pull the abuse card.

She accused her producer of sexual, physical and emotional abuse and female singers are flocking to her side so they will not be accountable for the terms of their contracts.

Ever since the supreme court ruled that Kesha was still bound to her contract with Dr. Luke, Kesha’s peers have been doing what they can to support the pop star. Taylor Swift donated $250,000 to help with her legal fees while producers like Zedd and Jack Antonoff have offered her their services for free.

But none of Kesha’s peers can give her what she really wants: to be free of her alleged abuser, Dr. Luke. Many fans have been wondering why Sony can’t just move her from her current Dr. Luke-owned label Kemosabe Records, to another one of Sony’s many labels. She pretty much asked for as much in her recent Facebook letter to fans, writing, “I would be willing to work with Sony if they do the right thing and break all ties that bind me to my abuser.”

A lawyer for Sony has spoken out for the first time and explained exactly why they can’t do that.

“Sony has made it possible for Kesha to record without any connection, involvement or interaction with Luke whatsoever ,” the lawyer explained to The New York Times. “But Sony is not in a position to terminate the contractual relationship between Luke and Kesha.”

Sadly, the only person who can terminate her contract is Dr. Luke himself.

“Sony is doing everything it can to support the artist in these circumstances, but is legally unable to terminate the contract to which it is not a party,” their lawyer explained.

Unless Dr. Luke releases Kesha from her contract, she’ll sadly be forced to put her music career on hold and fight her way out of it in court. This situation is so sad.

http://news.yahoo.com/sony-breaks-silence-why-theyre-153758154.html

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 42]

Trusting a woman with a contract is like trusting a child with a loaded gun! Good post Puffin Stuff…

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

Their irrational behaviour always makes more sense if they’re viewed as the most responsible teenager in the house.

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

Their minds stopped growing at the age of 14 to 15 years.
So, what did you expected?

Male minds only stop maturing at age 25.
That is why men are mentally superior to women.

[Anonymous 54]

I have always tried to understand women.Witch i believe i do. But i could never understand why there the way they are. Yes there children!! Now it all makes sense.The final piece of the puzzle. It makes them esier to ignore. Like some one elses bratty kids. Not my problem.

[narwhalParticipant]

I’ve never really liked the analogy. For one, kids will grow, change become more mature. They want to do that. They want more responsibility and to be accountable. They will manipulate, but will fess up when faced with the truth.
They are not yet capable of being a responsible, productive adult. Children will honestly love you without condition. They will not call themselves strong and independent. They understand that they have nice things because Dad worked for them, not that I just deserve it. They will never tells lies about you to try and ruin you for their benefit. They do not care what you do as a profession. They will never try and trade you in for a better model.

Ok. Then do it.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

narwhal wrote:

I’ve never really liked the analogy.

Good points. At some level, the analogy breaks down and you have to give kids (some of them, at least) some credit for having the potential to grow into adults.

You could also say women are like dogs in that they emotionally manipulate, appear to be loyal when they’re just hungry, etc… but even dogs do good work and some of them are loyal and useful companions.

Women are just women. The parallels can help us see through some of the mystique they’ve wrapped themselves in but it can’t provide a full picture.

I would start with the most important (to me) aspects of what women are:

1) irrational – you can’t argue or reason with her
2) irresponsible – everything that happens is on you
3) protected – everyone will come to her defense
4) conniving – she is smart and has an agenda
5) exhausting – she will use and discard you

Add your own if you must, but these five traits define neither child nor animal nor adult. Sometimes I wonder if females are truly human at all, if by human we mean rational, responsible, self sufficient, honest and cooperative.

[Anonymous 54]

I no longer see them as humane.

[narwhalParticipant]

Yea Doc, I agree with you, and I wasn’t trying to say the analogy is wrong, I just don’t care for it.

And I would add “unaccountable” to your list. That’s the absolute deal breaker for me. I can fathom living with some bad behavior, but the fact that society has no repercussions for such behavior, and in fact rewards the behavior in many cases, just kills the possibility for me.

Ok. Then do it.

[Anonymous 25]

That’s an insult to children. Even very young toddlers understand that their actions have consequences.

Women do not. They are more immature than children, because…

Female Privilege.

[FrankyParticipant 2338]

narwhal wrote:

I’ve never really liked the analogy. For one, kids will grow, change become more mature. They want to do that. They want more responsibility and to be accountable. They will manipulate, but will fess up when faced with the truth.
They are not yet capable of being a responsible, productive adult. Children will honestly love you without condition. They will not call themselves strong and independent. They understand that they have nice things because Dad worked for them, not that I just deserve it. They will never tells lies about you to try and ruin you for their benefit. They do not care what you do as a profession. They will never try and trade you in for a better model.

thank you kind sir for expressing what i wanted to say for so long.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I think I read that humans were more genetically identical with chimps than human men are with human women.

Women have been suing in the Court system to wit women are a sperate “class” from men. They even had a recent Supreme Court ruling against this idea.

But maybe your right doc. Human women should be considered a different species with men as they have more genetically in common with chimp females.

Or genetically

Human precursor——>Chimp Male——>Human Male
Human precursor——>Chimp Female—->Human Female

lol

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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