Women are bars are getting older

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Women at bars are getting older. Doesn’t matter where I go. The younger crowd is shrinking. The women that do go out… have smashed the wall at high speeds. I’m liking the bar scene less and less. I’m in one of my hangouts and it’s packed. Maybe 5 good/decent looking women at best. Singing to a bunch of geriatrics.

[The Batman 2020Participant 2112]

You have a better chance of running into hot young trim at a gas station than the bars these days.. It’s always the same old hoes, the same chad and same s~~~ty karaoke singers

Your 20's are for learning, your 30's are for earning.

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

To quote Animal Farm, no sentimentality, comrade. They’ve put themselves in that position. Yet they continue to bitch about men being at fault for causing their baby-making years to slip away.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[TrapperParticipant 2912]

Constantine wrote:

Yet they continue to bitch about men being at fault for causing their baby-making years to slip away.

While not telling you about their abortion(s).

Poor wall thumpers

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

IRuleMe: Unless you’re there to get a properly crafted mixed drink or a hard to find beer and to discuss points of common interests with a close male associate, bars are for suckers.

Counting the number of attractive women in a bar is doubly so.

The very most you should do is make an appreciative nod at the back side of a shapely woman after she has walked past… kind of the way you might look at a Maserati as it zings by doing 90 on a wet road just before being wrapped around a phone pole.

“Nice car. Wouldn’t even step on the lot. Shame it’s about to… CRASH! Hope the bloke got out alive.”

[Sky-OParticipant 18950]

Batman,

Not all karaoke singers are bad.

I brought the house down at a dive bar last night when I unleashed the Sky-0 version of DIO’s Last In Line

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

Why would young women want to go to bars anymore when they have their cheating device in their hands almost 24/7. They don’t need to sit around and attract men they now come to them from the comfort of their own home with various apps like Tinder.

[BufordParticipant 935]

What do women have in common with dog turds?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

They can stay on their bar stools for good as far as I’m concerned.

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. - Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5121]

The younger women are all into the hipster scene, where they do goofy stuff like host a fake “speakeasy” themed night at a bar. So now the post wall hags that are there, stand out so much more.

Sovereignty above all else.

[cj023Participant 723]

Church is better than the local bar for picking up a monkey branching woman. I’d just rather grab a bottle and read the forums, it’s much more hilarious.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Older c~~~s think they still got it, their shock when everyone else doesnt think that.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[johny45674Participant 231]

Stargazer wrote:

IRuleMe:
The very most you should do is make an appreciative nod at the back side of a shapely woman after she has walked past… kind of the way you might look at a Maserati as it zings by doing 90 on a wet road just before being wrapped around a phone pole.

“Nice car. Wouldn’t even step on the lot. Shame it’s about to… CRASH! Hope the bloke got out alive.”

Hey Doc, easy on the Maserati analogies. lol.
I drive my Maserati in the rain and my Ghibli has never been wrapped around a phone pole. Then again I am a MALE ENGINEER who understands Newtons Laws of motion, lmao.

Near me is a University town where I frequently get comments about my car from over 40yo wall colliders.
The exchange usually goes something like…
Her – “Oh what a lovely car” eyelash flutter etc.
Me – “Just like her owner” get in slam door.
Her -“What a rude man, I was just being nice”.
Me – “Yeah sure you were,just the same way as you were being nice when you ignored me when I got out of my old beat up Land Rover Defender”. Drive off. LMAO. 😎

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[IRuleMeParticipant]

Sky-O wrote:

Batman,

Not all karaoke singers are bad.

I brought the house down at a dive bar last night when I unleashed the Sky-0 version of DIO’s Last In Line

Exactly. Karaoke is the only reason I still go to bars at all and I tear the house down with everything from ac/dc to zz top. When it comes to singers I am literally one of the best in town.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Stargazer wrote:

IRuleMe: Unless you’re there to get a properly crafted mixed drink or a hard to find beer and to discuss points of common interests with a close male associate, bars are for suckers.

Counting the number of attractive women in a bar is doubly so.

The very most you should do is make an appreciative nod at the back side of a shapely woman after she has walked past… kind of the way you might look at a Maserati as it zings by doing 90 on a wet road just before being wrapped around a phone pole.

“Nice car. Wouldn’t even step on the lot. Shame it’s about to… CRASH! Hope the bloke got out alive.”

bars aren’t even good for pump and dumps anymore unless you go to the college bars.

[The Batman 2020Participant 2112]

Their are some good singers, but it’s always the same people. I used to be in that scene. I’ll sing a song every now and then for old times sake though. I don’t really go out anymore, I stay home and drink it’s cheaper and don’t have to worry about a DUI.

Your 20's are for learning, your 30's are for earning.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Rhino wrote:

Why would young women want to go to bars anymore when they have their cheating device in their hands almost 24/7. They don’t need to sit around and attract men they now come to them from the comfort of their own home with various apps like Tinder.

Haha exactly. I stop at the local sport bar with my buddy on occasion to watch pay per view fights when we both have a weekend off and something worth watching is on. Most of the women there are usually obviously there with their boyfriend, but occasionally there will be a group of 2-3 women who will come in and plop down at the bar, nurse one drink the entire time they are there, and leave fairly early in the night when nobody approaches them.

Its like the guys who are there would rather just hit up Tinder for an easy lay that isn’t going to cost them a drink or require much effort, and the women are too stupid to realize that even if they are the only 2-3 seemingly single women in the place, its not that they don’t have any competition, its that they are competing with all the whores online.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

AWALT, but the older they get, more thirsty for attention and a big wallet they get !

I usually prefer bars where no woman would dare to put their foot in, but well, there are woman who are desperate enough to risk themselves into going to some places just to get men’s attention !

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

IRuleMe wrote:

Maybe 5 good/decent looking women at best.

Watch out for them beer goggles. That number will start to grow.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

surfdude12 wrote:

IRuleMe wrote:

Maybe 5 good/decent looking women at best.

Watch out for them beer goggles. That number will start to grow.

I don’t drink in public. Not worth the DUI.

[Anonymous 1]

IRuleMe wrote:

Women at bars are getting older. Doesn’t matter where I go. The younger crowd is shrinking. The women that do go out… have smashed the wall at high speeds. I’m liking the bar scene less and less. I’m in one of my hangouts and it’s packed. Maybe 5 good/decent looking women at best. Singing to a bunch of geriatrics.

Young women do not need to go to bars anymore because APPS AND SMARTPHONE! they just get on Tinder and search for a c~~~, and there you go! YOU GO GIRL!

Keep riding the c~~~ carousel, keep feeding Chads, and good luck when you will be ALONE and wondering what the f~~~ happened.

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