Women and toilet paper

[SnakeSpectator 2080]

So my mistress spent the weekend. Before she got here I just put a fresh roll of toilet paper on the roll. I did not use any of it. After she left I noticed there was maybe 1/5 of it left on the roll. What in the f~~~, man.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

To me it’s worth the TP to keep em clean down there.

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[Anonymous 42]

If I had to mop up after myself everywhere I went I’d be a bitchy c~~~ too! Save money and give her wet/dry shop vac! Tell her to use the round bristle attachment….

[SnakeSpectator 2080]

You have a point, but still…lol. It’s absurd, almost. Last woman I lived with went through toilet paper like crazy, too. I have only lived with one woman that didn’t. She had a hippie ex-husband that got her into going all natural and back to basics. She used cotton panty liners instead of pads/tampons, she used rags many times in place of toilet paper, and she always used napkins instead of paper towels. Next time my mistress comes by, I think I am going to say, “Look – here is a rag. Use this as much as possible, please, and stop using up all my damn toilet paper.”

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

install an ass cannon. it’s a hose by the toilet you use to wash your ass after a dump and your c~~~ after a pee. they use them here in thailand but i’m not used to them yet. my b~~~~ get in the way.

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[Anonymous 5]

Dirty c~~~s need lots of TP.

[The Long WalkParticipant 1282]

Probably plugs her nostrils with tissue so she doesn’t have to breath her own stench while taking a dump.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

I’ve experienced this as well! I try buying myself those REALLY cheap rolls…like, less than a dollar for a 4 pack. I’m willing to sacrifice a little comfort for the savings…but when I have a woman over and she uses nearly the ENTIRE ROLL IN A DAY, it’s not doing ME any good! I’m glad I don’t have a woman over often lately, save for my sister maybe.

[Anonymous 42]

uchibenkei wrote:

install an ass cannon. it’s a hose by the toilet you use to wash your ass after a dump and your c~~~ after a pee. they use them here in thailand but i’m not used to them yet. my b~~~~ get in the way.

Any place with ass cannons makes me wonder about food a water safety, it’s like having a puke trough in front of a restaurant, no???

[HitmanParticipant]

Gotta buy bulk..that pussy uses lots of paper. .wanna play ya gotta pay. .One way or another. ..maybe run out of it n see if she buys the next round. .

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Am I the only one thats impatient on the s~~~ter and uses toilet paper to dig that s~~~ out lol? Seriously- I cant wait for nature to take her course. I intervene on her, or my, ass.

Well snake, if this is the only problem you have with her so far Id say thats no big deal.

Oh, I bet the extra toilet paper is her covering your toilet seat before she sits down. Any way to confirm this? Im pretty convinced. Girls do this s~~~. Ive had girls over who put their socks or shoes on before going into my bathroom, and it was f~~~ing CLEAN!

Resident cynic.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

To me it’s worth the TP to keep em clean down there.

Yep.

You could install a bidet at great expense and in a lot of doubt as to whether she would actually use it. I suspect the Thai ass washer is a device that is a close cousin.

Encourage her to take showers after doing a number-two. That is what I do when I am at home.

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[Mr. SpockParticipant 10917]

Same deal here. One of the first things I noticed after divorce was how long a roll of toilet paper lasted. When I was married, I would have to buy the stuff every other week and now a large 12 pack lasts from 3-4 months. I also used to try to save money by buying the cheaper stuff and my ex used to whine about it because it wasn’t soft like Charmin.
I wonder if she’s using the expensive stuff now? HA HA HA HA HA!

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[Anonymous 5]

Hahaha! You know what I did work in a factory (500 employees) 3 years ago the cleaners were telling me how the female washroom was always a f~~~n mess and toilet paper was used 1.5x more than the males.

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

uchibenkei wrote:

install an ass cannon. it’s a hose by the toilet you use to wash your ass after a dump and your c~~~ after a pee. they use them here in thailand but i’m not used to them yet. my b~~~~ get in the way.

Yeah, what is with those things? I mean obviously they are to wash yourself, but I have spent many an hour on a Malaysian toilet staring at that hose thinking, “what do I do with it?” If I lift my rump and start hosing, aren’t I just going to get my own mess down the back of my legs? And how do you aim to get everything in the bowl anyway?

I suspect they were designed for squatting, hole-in-floor toilets like they have in SE Asia. I’ll use paper/wipes, thanks.

[Anonymous 11]

I once had a mangina roommate that used TP like that too. A roll last me 5 times longer since I punted him.

Poor little mangina used to complain that I would not buy the fluffy soft stuff. Hell, I might have considered it if he actually paid rent and did not do 2 kilobucks worth of damage to my room.

He tried to get me to take him back in last month along with some devil worshiping freak c~~~ he has attached to his side. I sent them and their c~~~ and bull sad sack story packing right back onto the streets. My convertible then got it’s rear window smashed shortly thereafter. Small price to pay on my part…

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

I worked a summer job years ago cleaning parks (restrooms). The women’s were always worse than the mens.

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[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

Shiny wrote:

uchibenkei wrote:

install an ass cannon. it’s a hose by the toilet you use to wash your ass after a dump and your c~~~ after a pee. they use them here in thailand but i’m not used to them yet. my b~~~~ get in the way.

Yeah, what is with those things? I mean obviously they are to wash yourself, but I have spent many an hour on a Malaysian toilet staring at that hose thinking, “what do I do with it?” If I lift my rump and start hosing, aren’t I just going to get my own mess down the back of my legs? And how do you aim to get everything in the bowl anyway?

I suspect they were designed for squatting, hole-in-floor toilets like they have in SE Asia. I’ll use paper/wipes, thanks.

I don’t have any answers for you. lol. I’ve never come across them before and, as an adult, it’s not something you can get someone to teach you. How do you dry? TP will break apart when it gets wet. I watched a woman use it after i f~~~ed her and she leaned back and sprayed down and towards herself (into the bowl) but I don’t know how you spray the ass. same way? if the bowl is still full of s~~~, you’re going to make a big mess. The spray is pretty strong. bound to get some blow back. I don’t mess with the ass cannons but I would install one for guests if they were abusing the free TP.

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[pharmerParticipant 407]

Yep agree with spock on that one.
Also anyone else notice that chicks seem to prefer hanging the roll ‘down the wall’ instead of ‘over the top’ or is it just me? P~~~es me off hung ‘down the wall’ style. Too fkn hard to grab.

Never fuck a crazy chick.

[HitmanParticipant]

over the top ..

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