Womanspeak

[Lone Sea VoyagerParticipant 506]

Hello gentlemen,

I have decided to create a thread dedicated towards dissecting and tearing apart almost everything women commonly s~~~ out from their mouths, but really mean (as suggested by Cap285). Because lets be honest, gents, women love to lie and hoax men. Infact, it is something that they do every minute of their lives. They lie about their appearance (makeup, plastic surgery, etc.), their own intentions (acting nice, but then revealing her true self after marriage), and who they are dating/f~~~ing.

Here are a few examples to begin with.

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Woman: Do you identify as a feminist? (Are you f~~~ing stupid enough to believe our bulls~~~ so that we can control you?)

Woman: Where do you work? (Are you rich enough for me to leech off?)

Woman: He’s just a friend! (Oh s~~~, I think you are onto something that I am doing behind your back! I am gonna be exposed as the slut I am!)

Woman: Where are all the good men? (F~~~! All the men are starting to realize women as the frauds they are! I’m not gonna have a free wallet to leech off of anymore!)

Woman: Men are all jerks/players! (I am a control freak bitch whom no man wants to put up with, so instead of staying with me and dealing with my s~~~, they leave me. I don’t like this because it takes away my control and exposes me as the bitch I am.)

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Do you have a womanspeak translation? Put em’ it down here, mates!

[RoyDalParticipant]

“I’m an anti-feminist.” (I’m looking for a patsy to leech off, and he is you.)

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[chirParticipant]

Sub Catagory of Women speak.

Drama Speak.

Women CREATE drama simply to put men to the test. Women are attention-seekers in constant need of reassurance and affirmation that someone cares for them and wants to protect them.

Here are some examples of how women employ drama, along with I.Q. (intimacy-query) test questions and comments:

“So, where are you taking me?” {wants sense of mystery/romance created for her}
“Can you do this for me…pleaseeeeee?” {test of a man’s integrity}
“This place sucks!”
“I want this (clothing/food).” {anything impulsive}
“I am annoyed.” {any extreme emotion}
“Those people are bothering me.”
“I have a lot of guy friends.” {testing waters of jealousy, insecurity}
“All girls are bitches…I don’t have many female friends.” {same as above, but w/hint of autonomy}
“Why are you looking at her?!” {test of loyalty through use of overt jealousy}
“This guy asked me out. He told me I’m hot/cute.” {testing waters of jealousy, insecurity}
“Me and my girls are having a girls night out.” {employing sense of mystery}
“I am going here instead.” {sense of mystery w/ display of independence}
“Leave me alone!” {“I want to talk about something with you.” Or, “Leave me alone.”}
“I don’t play games.” {“I play games CONSTANTLY.”}

“I’m not worried about guys…just focused on school/work.” {diversions that are props or “fronts”}

Recognise drama and realize it is s~~~ testing with cries for attention.

 

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Can you keep up with me: I go clubbing and bar hopping, I’m pretty much alcoholic, other than that, I’m lazy.

I like you: I’m setting you up to be my friend.

I’m not like other girls: I’m way worst.

I need a man: I’m broke and lonely

We’re is my knight and shinning armor: I need a guy who worships me.

Having a girls night out: we are going to disrespect men, including boyfriends and husbands, talk about strategy to get our way with you, a.k.a withhold sex.

 

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[OldscoundrellParticipant 412]

Why are you ALWAYS an asshole?

About to start her period in 5…4…3….2……

[Lone Sea VoyagerParticipant 506]

@bigboy83

Bumped you up to 666. Your an evil f~~~er now. 😀

EDIT: Darn, your votes are higher. Well, it was fun while it lasted. 🙁

[Anonymous 42]

He’s just an old friend, we met for coffee! ((( )))

 

I went to the beach today with some friends ((( )))

 

We work out together at the gym ((()))

 

My boss wants me to work late tonight ((( )))

 

I have headache from working late last knight ((( )))

 

Their cumming to clean the pool today ((( )))

 

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

My favorite:

“I don’t know…” – I know exactly what I think / how I feel / what I expect from you but I’m not going to say it directly and expose myself as the conniving t~~~ I really am.

[Lone Sea VoyagerParticipant 506]

Great job gents. Interesting thread.

“I don’t know…” – I know exactly what I think / how I feel / what I expect from you but I’m not going to say it directly and expose myself as the conniving t~~~ I really am.

I’d have to imagine that being annoying as hell for the average man who didn’t take the red pill. But as mgtows, we know what this really means. This always happens when the c~~~ is complaining how you “don’t do enough”, but when you ask what she wants, she brings out that bulls~~~. Thank god I don’t even need to put up with that kind of bulls~~~, I wouldn’t even allow myself to even get in that hellish situation.

He’s just an old friend, we met for coffee! ((( )))

LOL Mgtower! I’m gonna have a cardiac arrest from your answers!

Why are you ALWAYS an asshole? About to start her period in 5…4…3….2…1…

From what I noticed, how women think of you is mostly based on what she herself is feeling. I could be an angel when a woman’s period is happening and they will still find something to bitch about. They are very detached from reality and only interpret stuff by feelings.

I like you: I’m setting you up to be my friend.

Holy s~~~, this is what absolutely grinds my gears about women. They say this, and when you ask them on a date, they say “Well lets be friends! (Please be my beta orbiter so my ego can expand some more!). Best thing to say in this situation is “How about no?” and walk off. The looks on their faces are priceless.

“I want this (clothing/food).” {anything impulsive}

When women do this, they are s~~~-testing you to see if they can control you. Women like these are commonly control freaks. Tell her you can’t afford it because you are broke, and watch her run for the hills.

“I’m an anti-feminist.” (I’m looking for a patsy to leech off, and he is you.)

This is merely a panic attack from women who are hitting the wall and need to find a wallet quickly before it is too late and end up with cats the rest of their lives’. Interestingly enough, these women have the same behavior pattern as nawalts (Not All Witches Are Like That). Destroy them on the spot with a witty remark such as “Oh really? So are you anti-alimony too?” and walk off with a smile on your face.

Again, great thread. I like where it is going.

“I’m an anti-feminist.” (I’m looking for a patsy to leech off, and he is you.)

This is merely a panic attack from women who are hitting the wall and need to find a wallet quickly before it is too late and end up with cats the rest of their lives’. Interestingly enough, these women have the same behavior pattern as nawalts (Not All Witches Are Like That). Destroy them on the spot with a witty remark such as “Oh really? So are you anti-alimony too?” and walk off with a smile on your face.

Again, great thread. I like where it is going.

[RennieParticipant]

Lone Sea Voyager wrote:

Great job gents. Interesting thread.

“I don’t know…” – I know exactly what I think / how I feel / what I expect from you but I’m not going to say it directly and expose myself as the conniving t~~~ I really am.

I’d have to imagine that being annoying as hell for the average man who didn’t take the red pill. But as mgtows, we know what this really means. This always happens when the c~~~ is complaining how you “don’t do enough”, but when you ask what she wants, she brings out that bulls~~~. Thank god I don’t even need to put up with that kind of bulls~~~, I wouldn’t even allow myself to even get in that hellish situation.

He’s just an old friend, we met for coffee! ((( )))

LOL Mgtower! I’m gonna have a cardiac arrest from your answers!

Why are you ALWAYS an asshole? About to start her period in 5…4…3….2…1…

From what I noticed, how women think of you is mostly based on what she herself is feeling. I could be an angel when a woman’s period is happening and they will still find something to bitch about. They are very detached from reality and only interpret stuff by feelings.

I like you: I’m setting you up to be my friend.

Holy s~~~, this is what absolutely grinds my gears about women. They say this, and when you ask them on a date, they say “Well lets be friends! (Please be my beta orbiter so my ego can expand some more!). Best thing to say in this situation is “How about no?” and walk off. The looks on their faces are priceless.

“I want this (clothing/food).” {anything impulsive}

When women do this, they are s~~~-testing you to see if they can control you. Women like these are commonly control freaks. Tell her you can’t afford it because you are broke, and watch her run for the hills.

“I’m an anti-feminist.” (I’m looking for a patsy to leech off, and he is you.)

This is merely a panic attack from women who are hitting the wall and need to find a wallet quickly before it is too late and end up with cats the rest of their lives’. Interestingly enough, these women have the same behavior pattern as nawalts (Not All Witches Are Like That). Destroy them on the spot with a witty remark such as “Oh really? So are you anti-alimony too?” and walk off with a smile on your face.

Again, great thread. I like where it is going.

I like how it has the vibration emphasis. Like this.

“I’m an anti-feminist.” (I’m looking for a patsy to leech off, and he is you.)

This is merely a panic attack from women who are hitting the wall and need to find a wallet quickly before it is too late and end up with cats the rest of their lives’. Interestingly enough, these women have the same behavior pattern as nawalts (Not All Witches Are Like That). Destroy them on the spot with a witty remark such as “Oh really? So are you anti-alimony too?” and walk off with a smile on your face.

Again, great thread. I like where it is going.

[Anonymous 42]

One big collective mind us motley bastards have assembled here! No wonder Key gets 404 death threats! F~~~ em! Everyone has!!!

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Time to bring out the Popp!

And there is another one I can’t find, and need to drop now due to lightning.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[FrankyParticipant 2338]

“men just objectify women, all you want is sex”

-i’m guilt tripping you, you must be extra nice and you must do absolutely everything my way, otherwise you’re like all these evil men i’ve told you about.(and absolutely no sex!)

 

[Silpheed1975Participant 355]

I had one Ex-Gf that was going to start an argument with me by starting her speech with “I feel…” To which I responded with “Whoa, wait. I just know this is going to be stupid, let me sit down first…” she then said something that I didn’t find important enough to remember, but I think it was her asking what I meant by that statement to which I responded… “Well, when you start your speech off with ‘I Feel’ , I just know that you won’t be using your brain…” LOL. Needless to say, princess wasn’t pleased.

Then there was the time she asked me if her jeans made her ass look fat, to which I responded with: “No dear, your ASS makes your ass look fat, don’t blame the jeans..”

So;

“I feel” = “I can’t be bothered to use my brain”

“Does this _____ make my _____ look _____?” = “I’m a silly c~~~ that wants to start an argument”

Silpheed's Mom Quote: "Having PMS is no excuse to be a bitch.."

[ChristovParticipant 85]

I’m sure that many of you remember being told in school that “feelings” are valuable and to be respected, even if they’re not logical.

When a woman starts the conversation with “I feel…”, they are leveraging that specific indoctrination against you and are expecting you to validate their emotional state with your undivided attention. And, because it is a feeling, they don’t want to hear a logical response to it.

Try this: Stop. Listen. When it becomes clear that the conversation is going the way of the kakapo, say “I’m sorry… I feel like I don’t have the energy to discuss this right now.”

 

This is an interesting conversation. But it’s even more interesting because we actually need 3 columns. One for what she says. One for what she think she means. And one for reality.

For instance: “Where are all the good men at?” really means “Why can’t I take advantage of men anymore?” which is really rhetoric: “Why is the Wall so damn high?”

[KeymasterKeymaster]

HA HA HA HA HA HA TOWER LOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG I don’t usually “omg lol” but OMG LOL.

My face hurts.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Thank you ya scurvy dog!

 

1. F~~~ no –  not in a million years

2. No – f~~~ no

3. Yes – maybe

4. We’ll see – no

5. Go ahead, I don’t care – stand the f~~~ by……

6. I’M NOT CHEATING ON YOU! – I’ve been cheating on you for some time now.

7. All my friends are guys – I have multiple orbiters to get what I want from if you f~~~ up in the slightest

8. Friends first – no sex

9. Dating but nothing serious – 24 yrs old=f~~~ buddies. 44 yrs old=expensive dinners w/drinks and no sex afterwards

10. secure in his career – rich

11. career oriented – rich

12. has a career – rich

13. financially stable – rich

14. career – rich

15. own your own home – rich

16. real man – a slave who will surrender his wallet and free will

17. I’m working late – I’m f~~~ing the cute guy in accounting

18. I’m going downtown with my friends – I’m going downtown to f~~~ the cute guy in accounting

19. I want a divorce – I’ve been f~~~ing the cute guy in accounting

20. Family time – mind numbing boredom

21. That’s not fair – everyone is not miserable like me

22. I want a nice guy – I want a chump wallet to leech off of after I’ve f~~~ed and sucked everyone until I’ve hit The Wall. See #16.

23. Who hurt you? – I have no logical argument

24. Beta! – I have no logical argument

25. You can’t get laid/get a girlfriend/get married – I have no logical argument

26. I have money/am attractive/my boyfriend is the same – I have no logical argument

27. You’re ignorant – quit saying things that are true that I don’t like

28. I like all music – I like what’s ‘in’

 

More to come…..

 

 

Edit: Once this is said and done. We need to compile it and put it in a sticky thread. New members can read it and we’ll use it for reference.

 

 

 

 

Fuck this planet.

[Anonymous 42]

Keymaster wrote:

HA HA HA HA HA HA TOWER LOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG I don’t usually “omg lol” but OMG LOL. My face hurts.

Life’s a joke, and I’m living it! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

They always said I didn’t take them seriously while I laughed in their faces!

They wanted babies and commitment, I wanted them to stop being assholes. No babies, no commitment, and their still assholes.

The more things change, the more they stay the same…

 

 

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Anonymous wrote:

He’s just an old friend, we met for coffee! ((( ))) I went to the beach today with some friends ((( ))) We work out together at the gym ((())) My boss wants me to work late tonight ((( ))) I have headache from working late last knight ((( ))) Their cumming to clean the pool today ((( )))

 

I love how the positions match the descriptions. You win the Internet today sir!

Fuck this planet.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Franky wrote:

“men just objectify women, all you want is sex” -i’m guilt tripping you, you must be extra nice and you must do absolutely everything my way, otherwise you’re like all these evil men i’ve told you about.(and absolutely no sex!)

I take that part as a woman having more insecurities about her being than the sex part.  She needs to find men who value her brain, and everything else, because she lacks confidence in herself to be able to validate herself.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

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