Woman Victimized by Stationary Bicycle.

[B4TOWParticipant 209]

A poor female that can do everything a man can do in heals was victimized by a stationary bicycle and a really, really mean female fitness instructor and now her life is ruined.
Claims she was not shown how to pedal the bicycle properly and shamming too.

“one Los Angeles woman, Carmen Farias, claiming she was shamed into “spinning so fast”, she was “left disoriented” and “catastrophically injured,” dislocating her ankle “repeatedly” (Not once, but over and over and over again) and ultimately falling off her (A stationary) bicycle. Now Farias is suing SoulCycle and her instructor, Angela Davis, who Farias claims “mocked her” for trying to take a time-out — and failed to demonstrate how to properly pedal in the first place.”

This just reinforces our red pill point of view that women have no agency and are dangerous to the health of this utopian society that our grandfathers built. The whole world has to stop now to take care of this female that has been victimized by an inanimate object. She put her hands on it with her own free will and did not get the results she was expecting so someone is going to pay for this failure. NO AGENCY.

Why would a man with any reasoning at all want to be within a 1000 feet of this s~~~?

The company most likely will do an out of court because it is less expensive. So I say she will get 10K to 20K out of this IMHO.
Any law experts (arm-chair or otherwise )on this list have an opinion on how this will play out legally?

https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/woman-claims-soulcycle-124331223.html

[BufordParticipant 935]

For some reason the thread title had me laughing out loud.

Dislocated her ankle several times. Perhaps she should have stopped trying to pedal after one of those dislocations was actually a relocation.

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. - Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

I would think the ONLY way a woman could be victimized by a stationary bike is if the seat was removed and the bike raped her with the seat post. #stopthebikerapeculture.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[EntropyParticipant 902]

Nobody ever told her fish don’t NEED bicycles.

"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" -BBR

[Anonymous 42]

That’s classic, only a woman could loose her balance on a stationary bike! What was she expecting unicycle lessons? Cause it only had one wheel? She should go back to being lazy and fat!

[BufordParticipant 935]

Solo MAN’S Wisdom wrote:

I would think the ONLY way a woman could be victimized by a stationary bike is if the seat was removed and the bike raped her with the seat post. #stopthebikerapeculture.

Well given the fat asses and slack quims on most women these days, there should really be no need to remove the saddle.

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. - Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

[The_YoungParticipant 1073]

Oh…god. That’s f~~~ed.

Brother, we need to stick together.

[chirParticipant]

Ok to be honest who else had a MUCH different idea of how a stationary bicycle victimized her…

I’m a baaaadd man… Kek.. 🙂

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[GrumpyParticipant]

chir wrote:

Ok to be honest who else had a MUCH different idea of how a stationary bicycle victimized her…

I’m a baaaadd man… Kek.. ?

No worries. I’m right there with you on the thought.
Since we are in the gutter. Want to play handball?

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[HitmanParticipant]

wait for it……

[Anonymous 5]

What the f~~~. This is ridiculous. If you don’t like your personal trainer tell em to f-off or stop (your paying them). It’s truly amazing how women try to save face. When the cards are stacked against them in there more common public shows of “evident retardation”.

[aeragoanParticipant 1186]

Woman Victimized by Stationary Bicycle…lol..thats patriachy for feminazis because it is built by men .

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

Now Farias is suing SoulCycle and her instructor, Angela Davis, who Farias claims mocked her for trying to take a time-out — and failed to demonstrate how to properly pedal in the first place.

How stupid do you have to be to not know how to pedal it is so basic that even young children learn how to do it quickly. Her mother must of kept her watching TV, computer, and smartphone to never learn how to peddle on a bike but we all know she is just a lying c~~~ trying to get her pay day she knows how to pedal. That female instructor is going to see what we men go through and she will not learn this lesson even if she is shown it the hard way.

[FaxmodemParticipant 1415]

That’s too funny. So what she going to do, take bike to court and sue it for all it’s worth. Silly women didn’t she know fish don’t need bicycles.

Us men didn't start the battle of the sexes, but we're clearly going to win it via the simple tactic of just leaving the battlefield in contempt."

[Dr. SableParticipant 1064]

And there I was thinking her dildo through the bicycle seat had malfunctioned.

Zero Tolerance

[FaxmodemParticipant 1415]

They could replace the seat with a giant dildo.
That will keep her on.

How about Chad Thunderc~~~ for a seat. Then she never get off.

Us men didn't start the battle of the sexes, but we're clearly going to win it via the simple tactic of just leaving the battlefield in contempt."

[SimpleTaterSpectator 56]

“Let not the testimony of women be admitted on account of the levity of their sex”

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Reminded me of a joke from the web:

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

chir wrote:

Ok to be honest who else had a MUCH different idea of how a stationary bicycle victimized her…

I’m a baaaadd man… Kek.

Ha, that’s what I was thinking.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

You know the part that’ll cause me to lose sleep tonight? I’m betting that chick drove to the Gym. Yes. She most likely has a LICENSE that allows her to LEGALLY use a vehicle that is capable of killing several people in an instant. SHE PASSED A DRIVING TEST AND AN EXAM TO GET THIS LICENSE!!! SHE is out there on the road. Watching. Waiting. Bitching about bikes.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

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