Woman marries dead pirate

[WarratahParticipant 895]

Just leaving this one here … https://au.be.yahoo.com/lifestyle/real-life/a/38607640/irish-woman-marries-pirate-ghost-jack-teague-in-ceremony-on-boat/

...And in our own despair, against our will, Comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Agamemnon; by Aeschylus

[nonameParticipant 746]

Gold digger.
Will she claim the right to his stash, you bet!

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
Warrior asked Fear, “How can I defeat you?” Fear replied, “If you don’t do what I say, I have no power.”

[WarratahParticipant 895]

Look on the bright side, Noname – in a few months time we will have an exciting new member and once the rage wears off he’ll have cool pirate yarns to share — Aaaargh me hearties!

...And in our own despair, against our will, Comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Agamemnon; by Aeschylus

[nonameParticipant 746]

That may be fun, to witness Pirate rage, huh…

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
Warrior asked Fear, “How can I defeat you?” Fear replied, “If you don’t do what I say, I have no power.”

[TrapperParticipant 2912]

Woman marries dead pirate?

RAPE!!!!

[rightturnclydeParticipant 705]

I was going to make a joke about her being married to cuck Casper and leaving him for a chad pirate ghost but then I saw this link in the article that takes crazy up a notch.

https://au.be.yahoo.com/lifestyle/real-life/a/38168284/amanda-liberty-is-engaged-to-a-chandelier-after-falling-in-love/

[nonameParticipant 746]

Chandelier seems fun, waiting for one to marry a dildo.

#MarryADildo
#SaveAMan

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
Warrior asked Fear, “How can I defeat you?” Fear replied, “If you don’t do what I say, I have no power.”

[Anonymous 3]

Marriage to a chandelier might be harmful… to the chandelier. I bet it will fuse some lightbulbs, leaving him in the dark.
And how will he work to pay alimony after that?

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Arrrrrrre you kidding me?

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[Anonymous 12]

Proof of Consent??

[AwakenedParticipant 35216]

The Ole Pirate can’t even get ANY PEACE in Death…..

It’s ALL just Skulls and Crossbones NOW, but give her a lil time and she’ll start her complaining about him Not being around, spending to much time with the other ghosts, his chains are too loud etc.

Bitch, Bitch, Moan, Moan, Groan, Groan………….. At least he shouldn’t have too many problems ghosting her ass once the bitchin starts !!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[GraybeardParticipant 61]

More fictional Pirates! Arrrggg…

[SH3LLZParticipant 5569]

@awakened Lol!

I was thinking the same thing!

So much for Rest In Peace… XD

#ICETHEMOUT
#MANOUT

#ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

I remember someone posting awhile back about women having sex with ghosts. I looked it up and there are so many Youtube videos and news articles on this subject pages of this stuff. Doesn’t surprise me that woman who are mentally deficient would choose to marry a ghost too if they are already having sex with them.

[nonameParticipant 746]

One reason to explain ghost f~~~ing videos. There is not enough beds in mental institutions so doctors are doing checkups over youtube.

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
Warrior asked Fear, “How can I defeat you?” Fear replied, “If you don’t do what I say, I have no power.”

[Handsome VicParticipant 1613]

Middle aged fatty needs attention.

I'm going my own way. Maybe I'll see you there.

[PhilandryParticipant 538]

Yet they have the nerve to say there is something wrong with us?

Being a man is incredible good luck. Do not waste it on the unlucky.

[Maraudrz1Participant 2250]

Women are not only crazy they are getting desperate. They can’t really live sanely without a man. Men keep women sane.

Women's brains and vagina have one thing in common. There is nothing in there until a man puts something in there.

[BoarParticipant]

Um, Ma’am? He’s dead. He isn’t interested in your booty.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

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