Woman looking for men to fix her ceiling lamp on Tinder

[bagsofsandParticipant 1391]

Can you believe this s~~~?! ROFL

Some woman has the audacity to ask for a guy’s help on f~~~ing tinder, because as she says herself:
she’s ‘really bad at doing these things’.
In return she’ll gladly offer a cup of coffee and a piece of homemade cake.

You know, if this was 10 years ago, I would’ve thought:
“Ah, how cute — she’s asking for a little ‘technical’ help here, and in return she’ll cook for the guy and maybe even have a little fun with him. These things happen all the time’…

But NOW – F~~~ NO – I’m immediately thinking: this c~~~ has the nerve to utilize a man’s craftsmanship for a f~~~ing CUP OF COFFEE.
PAY UP, bitch! That’ll be $200/hour for you!

Sadly she will, with guarantee, get plenty of matches with willing blue-pill men, waiting in line for her to pick the best looking guy to install her silly lamp.

Women still need men’s skills bigtime. No surprise here, but to f~~~ing advertise it on tinder. Lame and desperate.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

My standard response to these types of hints/requests is:
“$100 bucks an hour, 2 hour minimum.”
They never ask again.

[Anonymous 18]

can you finish it already because uhhh I have a ‘friend’ over and don’t want to give wrong impression.

sure ma’m. certainly.

Chad walks in ‘baby you look hawt in blue’

awww, may be its the lighting.

[Anonymous 7]

Wouldn’t it be a darn shame if whatever blue piller shows up accidentally burns her home down?

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

There’s always some thirsty blue-pill c~~~ who will fix it, hoping to get laid.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[The man in the mountainParticipant 4102]

Sadly, women will become even more hopeless, thanks to technology they are not even worth looking at anymore..

[Old RottweilerParticipant 1520]

Do you think a woman would ever answer and ad like that?

“Looking for a woman to do my washing and clean my toilets.
I’ll give you a piece of pie and a glass of box wine.”

Can you imagine the howls of laughter from women upon seeing the ad above?

True story, one time I asked a woman living with me if she had cleaned something, I thought it looked cleaner, she laughed.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

She is just looking for Captain Save a Ho. The lamp is only just the beginning. My response is NO.

[Anonymous 11]

I promise she has them queued up two hundred deep.

The more red pill I go the more I realize blue pill men are a freakin’ HUGE part of the problem.

[Anonymous 18]

Anonymous wrote:

The more red pill I go the more I realize blue pill men are a freakin’ HUGE part of the problem.

Women’s stratospheric narcissism is inflated by thirst.

A woman’s value is what is bestowed up on her by ‘men’ [blue pilled simps]. Without that she would barely make the cut for ‘decent human being’ for man-speak.

[RemovedParticipant 4676]

Why not respond with, “sure, be there this afternoon.”
When you don’t show, she will say, what happened, answer, “got distracted, be there tomorrow afternoon.”
Keep doing this until she gets the hint. This could be fun.

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

Anonymous wrote:

I promise she has them queued up two hundred deep.

The more red pill I go the more I realize blue pill men are a freakin’ HUGE part of the problem.

Very true.
Is this a new tactic to expand the orbiters?
Will she be providing a to-do list on her profile to cover all the things a special snowflake princess shouldn’t have to bother herself with?

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

bagsofsand wrote:

PAY UP, bitch! That’ll be $200/hour for you!

Yep!

Old Rottweiler wrote:

Do you think a woman would ever answer and ad like that?
“Looking for a woman to do my washing and clean my toilets.
I’ll give you a piece of pie and a glass of box wine.”
Can you imagine the howls of laughter from women upon seeing the ad above?

My ex complained one time, (toward the end times), and told me she was SICK OF BEING MY SKIVVY. I said, “I don’t blame you Darling, to be honest, i’ll stop doing 60 hours a week at work, then i’ll have more time to help you with the cleaning/cooking/washing/ironing etc”.

She carried on SKIVVYING, and I went back to work for 60+hours per week.

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[WPLParticipant 2390]

…and who is going to get blamed when she manages to burn the place down with unattended candles or a curling iron left lying on a pile of clothes? Yep, that guy who worked on her fixture. Granted, in this scenario a full and thorough investigation would clear his name, but would you count on that being done?

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

You know she has at least a few dozen respondents. Whether any of them know how to actually fix a lamp is a different matter.

I would love to forward this on to the local code enforcement. Have them camp out and ask to see the electrician license of any man who approaches her door.

[TolzParticipant 165]

I don’t care for coffee. Depends on what kind of cake and how big of a slice it will be. I’d also want an actual meal included in the deal. Then I’d consider it.

[MaddladParticipant 765]

This is why women should be deleted from Tinder if they don’t follow the rules. Tinder is a hook-up site. F a relationship comes if the hook-up that’s up to you, but these c~~~s that put s~~~ like “I’m not here for a hook-up” p~~~ me off, because if you’re not here for a hook-up…f~~~ off!!

[RealityBitesParticipant 2198]

But….a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle…..

[xanthineParticipant 4903]

They do this s~~~ for 3 reasons:

1) Because they are f~~~ing lazy, and can’t do simple things like fix a lamp for themselves.

2) Because they think its cute. I mean think about it, why are they posting this s~~~ on Tinder?

3) Because women love extracting resources from men. They get off on it. Getting men to do s~~~ for free, and giving them nothing in return, knowing full well that they are only doing it because they want a chance with them, it is like heroin to them. That’s why you must never let these bitches waste your time.

Anyway, jokes on her. She will have plenty of men jumping through hoops for a few years, but by the time she hits 30, she will be desperate just to have someone help with her train wreck of a failed life, and no one will help her. You can see these women all around you if you look hard enough, and it only gets worse as they age. They end up completely hopeless and lost.

[AttonParticipant]

Take the offer and steal her life force at the end of it.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

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