Woman Gets Married To Herself

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

After years of being single a girl marries herself……you read it right…*sigh*. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/oct/04/i-married-myself-wedding

See this is the kinda crap that never ceases to amaze me. You gotta wonder why she was single all those years?, maybe she’s a lesbian?, and can’t admit it. Maybe she just hates men.

Then this dumb bitch makes a comment and says: “Some female acquaintances have told me that I’m an example to women, but I say: “Why not an example to men too?”.

Uh no thanks, you can keep your stupid ceremony to yourself we’re going our own way.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[TheNinjaUWannaH8Participant 386]

Dumbest Shiet ever.

Makes me want to consummate my Nuts to her Face.  She’s kinda cute…to my Nuts.

[нσтησσвParticipant 830]

Just… W0w…

think she’s just attention whoring…

My Goal: To Leave Society.

[Anonymous 14]

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Good one, Triklops! No words required.

Marriage is for women and gays. They really should marry themselves. Dragging a man through some emotional masturbation ritual in front of 200 of his closest friends and family is more humiliating than a woman marrying herself. It hurts me in my b~~~~ to watch a man succumb to this:

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

Tell me about it, I had to read the article twice just to make sure this wasn’t some elaborate prank. The sad part about it?, she wasn’t f~~~ing kidding, This bitch is serious. I couldn’t help but notice that mentally unstable look she had, like the type you see when a woman drowns her own kids or kills her husband/boyfriend or someone who has early signs of being a spinster.

 

Then She has the nerve to say “I’m not a narcissistic”. pfffffft yeah OKAY, whatever you say darling. You deserve to be in a padded room!. And the high praise she gets from other dumb ass Manginas, or Feminists is too damn much.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[Cap285Participant 6007]

How come if I put lipstick and a yarn wig on my hand and married it I’d be considered crazy?

Fuck this planet.

[jambearParticipant 282]

And just because I married myself, it doesn’t mean that I’m not open to the idea of sharing a wedding with someone else one day.

I see this as nothing more then a desperate woman trying to attract a suitor. And it will work like a charm. Some mangina out there will go WOW she sure is independent, and free, I need more some of that. The Last line of the article reveals her true intentions. I kinda miss the days when the manipulators would at least try to make it subtle.

[binlinerParticipant 32]

Good. Now she can go screw herself.

[YuriParticipant 185]

Good. Now she can go screw herself.

May i offer a little modification?

Good. Now she can go and refuse sex to herself.

The right man at the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

[MendokusaiParticipant 256]

Why does a wife close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand to see her husband having a good time.

[RayBandakuParticipant 888]

When she get’s divorced from herself I hope she wont find some one else to pay for lawyer costs and alimony.  Oh I forgot she can not have kids by marrying her self.  How is she going to get paid in her divorce?  She is out of luck but great idea that she is marrying herself, all women should marry themselves so man can enjoy their freedom, time and money.  I think all men should promote women to marry themselves and invite men to enjoy the free food at the wedding on her cost, ha ha haa!

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

That would be something if she had to pay legal fees to divorce herself and set up some sort of Alimony!. She should go thru with it, and take the whole marriage and divorce thing the whole nine yards!.

 

I think all men should promote women to marry themselves and invite men to enjoy the free food at the wedding on her cost, ha ha haa!

 

 

Totally agree!!!

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

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