Woman discovers 'boyfriend' is woman with strapon

[Lazarus LongParticipant 365]

I have so many questions here.

Will the ‘boyfriend’ get to play the victim/pussypass?

How did she not notice the voice sounded similar?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11851589/Woman-discovers-boyfriend-of-two-years-is-woman-when-she-removes-blindfold-during-sex.html

Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self. -Terry Goodkind

[chirParticipant]

How the FRIG did she not notice the strapon? She never touched the “penis” in question? *cough* Bulls~~~ *cough*

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[EntropyParticipant 902]

I call bs… unless the girlfriend is legally retarded.

"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" -BBR

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Won’t matter in the long run. The woman will end up staying with the “boyfriend” because of what she provides. They’ll sleep with anything that does that.

EDIT: WAIT. She’s 25!? She’s 2 years younger than me?? I thought she was at least in her mid-30’s! And I’ve had guys on other sites tell me that women don’t start approaching that Wall earlier!

[The Long WalkParticipant 1282]

So, if my man-brain is interpreting this correctly, a semi-fantasized affair between two women turned sour, resulting in a rape allegation in revenge for something or other.

[MotivParticipant 441]

Agree BS she knew,found this while reading it, — this guy didnt 19 yrs with a man
“I pushed her against the wall and said: Now I know the truth. Are you a man? She then announced that she was born as a boy and that she had been operated on. She was now a woman, and so she did not need to tell me about her past as a man. My world collapsed. That evening came to blows. The police came.”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/9703166/Belgian-discovers-his-wife-used-to-be-a-man-after-19-years.html

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[Soldier-MedicParticipant 2566]

S~~~ just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

“It’s not what you think”. Sounds like there wasn’t very much thinking going on.

"I asked you a question. I didn't ask you to repeat what the voices in you head are telling you" ~ Me. ........Yes I'm still angry.

[RoyDalParticipant]

“Ha! Ha!” — the resident bully on The Simpsons.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[MarkusPolusParticipant 163]

Wait….What?

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

chir wrote:

She never touched the “penis” in question?

Of course not. She’s British. Sexual reciprocity would have required effort on her part.

I guarantee that during the act she always laid back like a sack of potatoes to “think of England” while letting everything be done for her. Even a blowjob was out of the question.

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

The manufacturer of that prosthetic penis (probably a man) is to blame for all of this! His product is so lifelike that the poor woman could be victimized by it’s operator. Shame on him! It should be listed as a WMD! Weapon of Massive Deception. Men will often skip over the really tough questions about whether or not the world is ready for such an advanced technology – all to make a few bucks! Who cares what damage it may cause, right? #mansfault

(in case the ladies missed it, and start agreeing with me, that was sarcasm)

BVC

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[Just a ManParticipant 934]

Something is wrong with this story or she is the dumbest female that ever lived. If it is true then the UK can f~~~ right the hell off for even taking the case.

So you SERIOUSLY met a person for the first time with a blindfold on?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Everything after that is her fault and the police should have laughed in her face and told her she was lucky it wasn’t MUCH worse and she is still alive. It has got to be faked, I’m not sure ANY police are that stupid.

Philosophy, the female repellent

[ChilledToZeroParticipant 178]

All i’m seeing is a bunch of dildosplaining.

She was obviously victimized by this, FOR SHAME!

This just shows how far toxic strap-on culture has become in our society

No woman can ever navigate the streets safely without having her vagina tickled by strange strap-on’s she’s never met before

This misogyny needs to stop

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

How the f~~~ can you not tell the difference between a strap on and real dick? Id imagine its a stark contrast.

Right when the friends face was revealed:

Straight away she held her hand down over her face and said ‘it’s not what you think’…

LOL why do girls say such stupid s~~~? “Ive been telling you Im a man named Kye FORTUNE (hillarious!) f~~~ing you with a piece of plastic, was just caught red handed but ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK! Mr Fortune told me about you but he had a meeting tonight and asked if I could be your stunt dick tonight. Im doing this for YOU!”

Resident cynic.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Did you see the other article embedded in the one you posted?

Man discovers his wife used to be a man after 19 years of marriage

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/9703166/Belgian-discovers-his-wife-used-to-be-a-man-after-19-years.html

Can you imagine? I feel violated just reading that.

Resident cynic.

[WallyParticipant]

Just when I thought I had seen and heard everything, and then this. “It’s not what you think” always translates to it is what you think.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

remember when people tried to keep their sex life private? does the whole world need to know you got f~~~ed with a toy by a woman posing as a man?

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Transformers,
Dicks under the dress.

Transformers,
Do the package check.

Fuck this planet.

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

dildosplaining

Kudos on coining that term! Comedic Gold!

BVC

EDIT: ChilledToZero wrote that! What the hell? Am I that drunk? lol

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

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