Wimmemz, their tactics for attention, & general stupidity

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Geez…I’m down in the Houston area enjoying a couple of days with my son.  We stayed at a local hotel last night.  We decide to enjoy the complimentary continental breakfast this morning….

Here’s what happened…nothing big but it “triggered” me!  HAHA!

So the lobby area is kind of tight quarters.  This is where breakfast is served.  There is this old crow and some manner of latin American chub yapping it up about the local school system this morning.  The chub is standing up by her table impeding the foot traffic around the breakfast bar.  The place was busy too with all the guests trying to get breakfast.  Now the chub was there with what I assume was her old man.  Anyway I am pretty much a coffee addict.  I had to make several trips to the breakfast bar to refill my coffee.  Each time I had to squeeze past chubb-o-lina.  Each time I had to squeeze by her she kept looking right at me in the eye giving me that “you look like a rib smothered in b.b.q. sauce and I wanna eat you” look.  This happened like 4-5 times.  I thought to myself, “Just save it for someone who’s buying it chiquita!  And while you’re at why don’t you park your ample carcass and free up some space for the decent folk trying to get breakfast!”  Of course this dialogue is playing in my head as I don’t really want to cause a scene with my 4 year old present.

However as my consolation prize I overhear these broads yapping about the local school system.  I assume they are both primary and/or secondary school teachers.  The chub is inquiring about local teaching jobs and makes the comment, “There are lots of educated people here like engineers.  I guess that’s why NASA picked this place!”  I almost spit my coffee across the table at that comment!  I’m thinking, “No Conchita…there are a lot of engineers et al here because NASA has been here for over 50 years!”  *face palm*

The things a man if forced to endure in the first hours of the day…

 

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[Tom YoungParticipant 48]

Got a chuckle at that last part. Lovely to know that woman who can’t come to a conclusion as simple as -Employees go to the Employers, not the other way around- is a teacher. Hope you enjoy the time with your son mate.

 

-Tom

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

Too dumb to make the difference between cause and consequence I guess. ” It’s really funny that so many trees grow near lumberjack camps! Isn’t nature well made!”

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Yeah guys…it was worth being ogled by that proto-planet just for that fail moment when it spoke those utterly ignorant words about NASA. I couldn’t make this s~~~ up man.

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[MendokusaiParticipant 256]

The old saying the best way to get a womins attention is not to give her any holds true. It will drive them bats~~~ crazy trying to figure out why until they finally break down and talk to you.

[Anonymous 42]

To ignore a woman long enough, will incite undeserved hatred and retaliation. GOOD! But don’t turn your back on them!

A boss of mine once told me of his wife holding a knife over him while he was sleeping, he awoke and startled her, then forced her into submission. Who knows what’s larking in the heart of a psychotic woman.

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There are occasions when it doesn’t pay to figure out female logic, which, in itself, is a self-contradictory concept.

 

Many years ago, I was a contractor at a certain government facility.  When my contract expired, I, of course, had to take my leave.  On my last day there, I went around and said my farewells and I finally came to the desk of a certain secretary.  I surmised that she was hot to trot for me but I didn’t pay her much attention other than work-related topics and the occasional round of kibitzing.  Also, my interests were focused on someone I knew before I started working there but, during the course of my contract, she dumped me.  I wasn’t in any mood to court her.

 

To this day, her parting words to me still bewilder me:  “You really must like blow-up dolls!”  I think my reaction was to shake my head and think:  “Whaaaaaaaaat?”  I guess this is an example of hell having no fury like a woman scorned, or one who believes she was.

 

So, my fellow practitioners of MGTOW, the lesson is this:  when a woman is interested in a man, he had best react favourably towards her.  If he isn’t aware that she is, it’s his duty to find out and, of course, comply.

 

Pig’s ear, I say.

 

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

@QWV

If only someone made a blow-up doll that could make a sammich I think wimmenz would be an endangered species.

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Soul Man:

 

Considering most of the women I’ve known, a sex doll would have been a better deal for me.

 

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

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Soul Man: Considering most of the women I’ve known, a sex doll would have been a better deal for me.

No s~~~ right?  No dinners, no vacations, no roses, gifts, or obligatory jewelry, etc.  Just a patch kit for her and a new sports car for you.  The best part is she agrees with your decisions 100% of the time!  🙂

 

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[sidecarParticipant 35837]

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To this day, her parting words to me still bewilder me: “You really must like blow-up dolls!” I think my reaction was to shake my head and think: “Whaaaaaaaaat?” I guess this is an example of hell having no fury like a woman scorned, or one who believes she was.

Because it’s somehow your fault she wasn’t interesting enough to attract your attention. Woman logic.

Never mind the fact that the workplace is an incredibly bad place for starting personal relationships.

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

To ignore a woman long enough, will incite undeserved hatred and retaliation. GOOD! But don’t turn your back on them!

Oh so, so true. I was out with my exGF/present platonic friend last weekend and watched the attention mongering part of her and other women in action though not expected from me by her. Even though it’s been very much tempered as she’s grown older, it’s still there, and they do thrive on it at a very low level.

However, when my dog suddenly died yesterday she was immediately over here to help me through it.

Imagine how much better things would be if these cannot connect cause and effect women could be rooted out and not allowed to vote. The politicians would not be able to get away with nearly as much. There was a reason women were not allowed to vote in the first place, and I would like to know what it was.

Do we let children drive cars?

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Sidecar:

 

That secretary wasn’t even my type.  She wasn’t bad-looking, but I’m sure the only use she had for her brain was to keep her ears from colliding.  Of course, it was probably my fault, right?  After all, I set such impossibly high standards, etc., etc., etc.

 

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Soul Man:

 

Not only that, but she knows when to shut up!

 

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

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Soul Man:

Not only that, but she knows when to shut up!

…and when NOT to shut up! BWAHAHAHAHA!

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Aha!  An airhead some men could like!

 

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

my dog suddenly died yesterday

Hey CPig, sorry to hear your dog died. I have to check mine all the time, he’s 18 and sometimes looks dead, I have to nudge him to make sure.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Yeah sorry about your pup Cpig.  I had to put mine down last January.  He was 15 and just couldn’t get on with life anymore.  I miss that old fart.  At least a dog understands loyalty…

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ChauvinistPig:

 

I’m sorry to hear about your dog.  My parents buried several of them over the years and, each time, there was great sadness because they bade farewell to a part of their lives.

 

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