Will Megan’s Dad Walk Her Down The Aisle?

[Remove me!Participant]

I’ve been watching TMZ for about 48 hours straight right now, and my main worry is; will her father walk her down the aisle?
He’s said he’s been sick with a heart attack, but I’m not really buying it. It’s just been bothering me for awhile now.
I know I would want my father to walk me down the aisle of my second marriage.
What do you guys think?

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Anonymous 43]

TMZ is sooooo gay. I’m watching “The Countdown to Destiny: a Royal Wedding” on Lifetime. 24 hours a day coverage, 3 screen crawls and another tv carrying a PPV feed. I’m chatting on a female only forum, we are all chatting and speculating on the dress, the shoes, and the veil. I got $20 on “Breaking a heel” and 23:1 on one of the Prince’s medals snagging on her dress.

Not sure I can beat the spread on “Flat tire on the Limo” If they go horse and carriage, I’m out a hondo.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Look at the bright side—if the father of the bride dies walking her down the aisle well they’re in a church, and the family is already there so they can have the funeral after the wedding.

So what are all those medals harry has? Did he actually do something—useful at some time?

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

PistolPete wrote:

Did he actually do something—useful at some time?

He had a death wish for a while and wanted to die like a normal soldier but due to his status, mostly performed military duty surrounded by bodyguards.

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

Seriously, who is Megan?

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[Anonymous 1]

Walking off a cliff would be more useful.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

http://www.harrisonorgans.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Windsor-Castle-St-Georges-Chapel-May-2016.pdf

[BigDParticipant 3024]

PistolPete wrote:

So what are all those medals harry has? Did he actually do something—useful at some time?

When I was in Afghanistan he and his crew watched Taliban jump a wall onto the helipad and run across towards the main part of the FOB and he did nothing. The US Troops had to light up the bad guys while he stood there with his thumb up his ass. Does that count?

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22534]

I am not a zero f~~~s given guy, but I have no,f~~~s to give at all about this.

Besides the divorce is gonna be a lot more entertaining.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

Thinking Harry is marrying someone called Megan. Seriously, who is Megan? Not googling it by the way.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

BigD wrote:

The US Troops had to light up the bad guys while he stood there with his thumb up his ass. Does that count?

As a matter of fact the English DO have a thumb up the ass medal! What a coincidence! I think Harry got it with a turd cluster!

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Anonymous wrote:

Not sure I can beat the spread on “Flat tire on the Limo” If they go horse and carriage, I’m out a hondo.

The whole flat tire on the limo thing is going to be staged so that when it happens, Harry pulls her outside for the cameras and she starts sucking him off right there.

Then he blasts her with a facial, bends her over the hood of the limo for a royal gaping hole pounding for the paparazzi.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

BigD wrote:

Thinking Harry is marrying someone called Megan. Seriously, who is Megan? Not googling it by the way.

Megan is a sister of Angela Merkel

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Stay tuned for the real news and video that will be released online within 24 hours of the wedding.

During her c~~~ carousel days, Meghan was dating / banging male porn star Simon Rex for a few months.

And a video of one of their hardcore f~~~ sessions exists and will be released on the internet to coincide with the royal wedding.

This chick is a real slut.

[Anonymous 1]

The prince is going to marry a whore. Smart move Dickcheese.

[TwistParticipant]

I am breathless waiting for her to find her true voice. I know she will be an inspiration to many.

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[SESQUI ano estParticipant 2535]

Sigh.
Marrying an older divorcee who is only a few feet from careening into the wall. What is he thinking?
I’m taking bets on what year the divorce happens and what her body weight will be in 5 years.
Is the wedding this year?

Everyday above ground is a good one. Everyday above ground while single...better still.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22534]

Anonymous wrote:

TMZ is sooooo gay. I’m watching “The Countdown to Destiny: a Royal Wedding” on Lifetime. 24 hours a day coverage, 3 screen crawls and another tv carrying a PPV feed. I’m chatting on a female only forum, we are all chatting and speculating on the dress, the shoes, and the veil. I got $20 on “Breaking a heel” and 23:1 on one of the Prince’s medals snagging on her dress.

Not sure I can beat the spread on “Flat tire on the Limo” If they go horse and carriage, I’m out a hondo.

Tmz is run by a gay guy, not very surprising.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Anonymous 42]

TV? Television? Are you f~~~ing serious?

[BigDParticipant 3024]

Russky wrote:

BigD wrote:

Thinking Harry is marrying someone called Megan. Seriously, who is Megan? Not googling it by the way.

Megan is a sister of Angela Merkel

Something tells me this is fake news. I’d believe more if Merkel strapped it on and made Meghan cry.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

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