Wile E. Coyote's Gravity Lesson (or: The Wile E. Coyote Moment)

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  • #904314
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    IMorningstar
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    have this sharp cliff like drop in value around the age of 30 (this we refer to as the Wile E. Coyote Moment):
    Sexual Value

    Here is the above chart explained by Wile E. Coyote:
    Gravity Lesson

    between 25 and 30 trying to hold onto their beauty:
    Hold it...

    after 30:
    It's all over ...
    Bye Bye ...

    The end:
    the end

    Garfunkel and Oates play the same , 2 years apart. Kate plays the 29 year old version of the , Riki plays the 31 year old.

    #904330
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    Stealth
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    I’ve heard different theories about men peaking anywhere from late twenties to early eighties…

    "Once you’ve taken care of the basics, there’s very little in this world for which your life is worth deferring." -David Hansson. "It’s not when women are mean or nasty that anything is out of the ordinary. It’s when they are NICE to you that you have to be on high alert..." -Jackinov.

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    Gravel Pit
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    BOX is in a BEAR MARKET.

    #904344
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    Stealth
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    BOX is in a BEAR MARKET.

    "Once you’ve taken care of the basics, there’s very little in this world for which your life is worth deferring." -David Hansson. "It’s not when women are mean or nasty that anything is out of the ordinary. It’s when they are NICE to you that you have to be on high alert..." -Jackinov.

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    Monk
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    The mens line should start to tail off about 40 and shouldn’t fall so fast. It’s not just about sex, it’s about resources too. Unlike women, it will never approach complete zero either.

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    Sandals
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    Men start when they are born, and begin to drop off when they die. However, because women want men for their money, even when a man dies, he can still be desirable through his estate.

    Or just from being hot. How many still swoon over Elvis, Michael Jackson, Prince, Robin Williams, River Phoenix, etc…

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    Ogre
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    The graph fails to account their ability to do things that instantly drop them into anonymity. I saw an early twenties girl that would have been an 8, but the thigh tat was tacky and the one in a line down the back of her calf looked like an unfortunate bathroom incident. Hard pass.

    Kids under three and single also instantly shows her NPD. Zero.

    I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

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