Why women DO need (a relationship with) men

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

So I saw this article and actually hoped some woman would “betray” her gender/feminism, but of course not, silly me. I should’ve known better after seeing who made this list of 50 things. She considers men as tools and that’s about it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2878252/50-reasons-woman-really-DOES-need-man-list-Jane-Gordon-time-30-years-irreverent-poignant-funny.html

Only one thing came to mind: “you’re a strong, modern independant woman, right? Then you can easily do it yourself, and much better than us men!”

Closely followed by Zuberi Tau’s legendary words: “give them nothing!”

Sure, there’s lots of sarcasm in the list, but I started to see right through that.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Why women DO need (a relationship with) men?

Because they were designed that way.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[GeraldParticipant 3628]

THe number one item on the list is to unzip/zip party dresses? Pretentious bitch.

I stopped reading at number 8.

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Solo MAN’S Wisdom wrote:

Why women DO need (a relationship with) men?

Because they were designed that way.

Yes they were, but they only use biology if it suits their agenda.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[TuneoutParticipant]

51. it’s better to spend someone else’s money rather than your own.

Why does all this crap come out of the UK lately?
It must be REALLY f~~~ed up over there!

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[GoneFishin’Participant 189]

Why do men need a relation with women?
1. We don’t. Enjoy your cats.
2. see #1

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

Dear Jane, (and all of your lady friends)
I have no need for a relationship with you .. and that’s all that matters to me.
signed,
gmow

Learn to use a drill and a hammer, it’s good practice to hang your own pictures .. and dragging your own Christmas tree up the stairway; it’s a healthy exercise for you gals. Make an afternoon out of it and call it a bonding adventure. You can do it; you’ll get along. Zero hate. Wishing you and your new toolbox all the best on your journey.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

GoneFishin’ wrote:

Why do men need a relation with women?

Apparently, to keep them from going insane.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[HitmanParticipant]

All they really need is money and c~~~.

[Anonymous 25]

I’m left wondering what kind of mangina would stay with her for 30 years with a picture on the wall saying a “woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle”.

That’s definitely grounds for insta dump. I’ve dumped women for far less bulls~~~ than that.

[Anonymous 54]

Sorry I could only make it to # 3. I cant read anything that comes out of a female brain anymore.She needs our utlilty. Yea well no kidding. Too late.
How about admitting they need a Man to give them a porpose in life. Some one she can be loyal to,be supportive of. Yea right.

[Anonymous 54]

FrostByte wrote:

GoneFishin’ wrote:

Why do men need a relation with women?

Apparently, to keep them from going insane.

There is great truth and wisdom in your statement.Feminisim now prevents them from admitting this.The world has gone insane because we are no longer permited to keep them grounded. Left to there own devises there brains go in circles. They dont know what they want. They need us to tell them.

[WarratahParticipant 895]

My utility is available to rent by the hour.
I’ll gladly hang pictures, lug xmas trees and trim hedges.
Cash only and a cup of tea, thankyou!

...And in our own despair, against our will, Comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Agamemnon; by Aeschylus

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Holy s~~~! Think of all the free time her ex has now that he doesn’t have to do all that crap for her. That guy has to be one of the happiest human beings on the planet now.

Order the good wine

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Anonymous wrote:

They dont know what they want. They need us to tell them.

Also very true. There is another thread here about why do woman like it rough. Why do they like their hair pulled or bad boys or being manhandled etc.. I think that’s where the two paradigms meet. Be in control of me to keep me grounded. Notice how neurotic woman get when they haven’t got a husband by mid life. Mothers badger the sons and daughters to hurry up and get married. Woman used to shame each other for not having a man. The more a woman is “free” from a man, the more crazy they act. Feminists are perfect example. All logic is gone and they act out more and more for attention by screaming and slut-walks; all things that are insane behavior and gain them the opposite of what they want.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Pretty much all women are broke, lonely and bored that’s why they need a man. But God forbid if they ever respect one.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[CatsPawParticipant 423]

I read a few just to see how creative the woman writing the article could be.
Interestingly enough, not much.
Women dont need men and men dont need women.

I am sorry, am I missing something here? If someone asks me what cant i live without, my answer will be oxygen and food.

Id ask a woman, but she would probably talk about things she “wants”. Thats the problem with this article.
The woman who writes it mistakes need with want (something very common in women).

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

women don’t need a man until one of their friends gets one. Then they have to get one that’s better. She sees her friend’s lifestyle improve. Her friend brags about the sex and all the fun, because it’s still the honeymoon phase. So she gets jealous and wants one too. When she gets one, she likes the lifestyle improvement. One thing women can’t do is go back on lifestyle. So now she’s hooked on having a man. She can’t go back to her old s~~~ty life and she can’t maintain her new lifestyle on her own.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[The CaptainParticipant 133]

Nerevar wrote:

So I saw this article and actually hoped some woman would “betray” her gender/feminism, but of course not, silly me. I should’ve known better after seeing who made this list of 50 things. She considers men as tools and that’s about it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2878252/50-reasons-woman-really-DOES-need-man-list-Jane-Gordon-time-30-years-irreverent-poignant-funny.html

Only one thing came to mind: “you’re a strong, modern independant woman, right? Then you can easily do it yourself, and much better than us men!”

Closely followed by Zuberi Tau’s legendary words: “give them nothing!”

Sure, there’s lots of sarcasm in the list, but I started to see right through that.

Let them keep telling themselves that, the laughs at the end will be harder than ever…

Synopsis of the article: Women just want somebody better than them nearby for free, period.

Look the delirium from a positive point of view.

A lot of new market niches will be created.

-A cat related store.
-A male scort agency charging 200 bucks half and hour.
-Super dildo sexshops
-Psychological business.
-Set up your own sect handling the puppets.
-Cry what your friends shouldn’t hear telephone.
-Lose 20 years if you get the wall, with our programme.
-Learn how to become a handywoman courses. (plus crossselling, upselling, downselling…)
-Sexual toys for manginas.
-Selling merchandise related with the trends

e.g: “ALL MEN ARE USELESS” key chain= 2 dollars profit x 30.000= if it works and it will work ,you don’t have to work this year.

and so much on…

This is a gold mine undiscovered.

I can’t think of nothing better than have my chain of related businesses, telling the afterwall succesful bitches how to become a better woman charging them 10 bucks a minute and employing as staff the same kind of bitches who will understand and take of her feelings for a bowl of rice everyweek.

It’s called Heaven justice.

Not everything is bad.

*By the way way, for lurkers, all this this thing is ™ but i accept offers of partnership.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

The Captain wrote:

new market niches will be created.

So recently did a study on the businesses that hav prospered in Greece and Venezuela. First, not hard to believe, pawnshops.

Second, floored me but makes sense: HAIRSALON

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

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