why women are simply redundant

[SymoParticipant 42]

I have recently had a mates girlfriend bitch with regards my complete disinterest in EVER getting married.

so, here are some highlights of that discussion as to why women, frankly have nothing to offer a man anymore.

But I bought a washing machine – and like women I know when it’s f~~~ed, because it too will leak. But for now it washes my clothes and quite well

I bought a fridge, and unlike most women I – especially the worn out ones, it doesn’t fart when I pull my meat out. Oh – and I can replace IT’S seals.

I bought a dishwasher, which, if it ever does have a bad day wont slam the plates around

I bought a dryer – it works fine & wont go through my pockets looking for a washed faded piece of paper, which if found simply MUST be something I’m hiding

I bought a microwave to prepare my meals in. Unlike f~~~er her arse, it wont brown my meat.

I bought an automated vacuum cleaner. Unlike her, good, hard reliable sucking is merely a filter clean away.

so what was it you can do for me again??

Symo

PS eat a dick.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

It’s not even that. They simply can’t be lived with.

It’s because they have all these ‘time saving devices’ that they now have f~~~ all to do … and you know what they say about the devil and idle hands.

Wo-men were kept occupied by washing, cleaning, cooking and making a home.

It was us retarded soft stupid loving caring men that invented the ‘time saving devices’.

Now they have time to go f~~~ the neighbour 😀

[SymoParticipant 42]

yeah ILiveagain – a very good point.

“But – its very exhausting .. daytime TV wont watch itself you know!

and then there’s coffee with girls, disposing of that pesky disposable income with shoes and handbags – I don’t think you understand.

It’s not like you and your cushy job – you know, standing around the water cooler – objectifying us & talking about football – all day.

No, I mean I barely have enough time to take your clothes to a dry cleaner or ‘unbox’ your diner some days! You should be thankful.

Just the other day the house cleaner was late – LATE! yes so IIIIII had to wait 20minutes, I tell you its a good thing I could put back my pedicure”

Symo

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