Why NAWALT Is A Ridiculous Excuse For Marriage

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Perhaps NAWALT exists (right up there with the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus)…I mean it is POSSIBLE…it is just HIGHLY IMPROBABLE.

So if it is HIGHLY IMPROBABLE and the Consequences of NOT finding that Unicorn….what are the consequences?
Answer: Pretty damn grim. They will be financially devastating at the very least.

So why try to buck the odds? When the odds are so heavily stacked against you?

You won’t know the woman very well until you actually ARE married and living with her..until then she will keep acting like she is something completely different than how she really is.

And the LAW is completely on her side.

Cheaper to OUTSOURCE everything.
(a.) Sex – get a hooker or a FWB or pick up a gal
(b.) House Cleaning – get a maid
(c.) Cooking pay a Mexican gal to come in twice a week and cook up a bunch of meals
(d.) Companionship…that’s what friends and a dog are for

In a nut shell those are all of the major benefits that a woman (MIGHT) provide…at least with outsourcing there is NO QUESTION about the quality of service…they screw up or refuse…they get fired and replaced immediately…not so with a wife.

So WHY GET MARRIED?

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