Why I am Totally Seeing the Wonder Woman Movie Next Year

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

You read that title right. Let me explain.

Fact 1: The setting of Wonder Woman is unintentionally hilarious. That island is essentially the world’s largest safe space. I also love that conversation between Wonder Woman and that guy.

Wonder Woman: I had no father, I was brought to life by Zeus.
Man: Well that’s neat.

He’s obviously thinking “Isn’t Zeus your father? Oh, whatever.” I have a feeling that I will like that guy … as long as he keeps sarcastically replying to all the insane s~~~ around him.

Fact 2: The film will likely contain BDSM jokes … as long as they want to stick to the source material.

Fact 3: There will be no Steven Universe fans in the theater. Wonder Woman is a product of a different time, back when feminism wasn’t nearly as loony. Wonder Woman was made back before the concept of female beauty became a form of hate speech … and it shows. Ignore what feminists say. Female superheroes do need to have big t~~~. That is a rule. Deal with it.

Make female superheroes great again!

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

[TuneoutParticipant]

Why support the lefty film industry?

Besides,she can’t hold a candle to Lynda Carter and you

KNOW it will be filled with typical over the top

violence towards males.

Remember action/adventure movies are targeted at young

males not females so the social programming of strong

independent women and weak stupid males will be in full

effect.

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Anonymous 24]

Wonder Woman was a part of my childhood. I think I remember Shazzam as well around the same time being a kid in the 70’s and 80’s…

I do remember even as a young kid saying Linda Carter can tie me up anytime and whatnot…

Pay to see a new movie in a theatre or buy a dvd/blueray or anything that would take money from me and give it to Hollywood? Never again. So, if I do see this, it would have to be for free at some point. Maybe find it on a free stream, but no way ima pay for this, or any of it for that matter. Mostly propaganda, pushing of agenda’s (see feminism), and blackouts of topics that have been deemed off limits. No thanks.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

i might watch it but not in a theatre. we’ll see how it looks. if it’s an anti man flick with a lot of the bulls~~~ misconceptions and lies…. aah who am i kidding? i won’t be watching it.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

I was thinking of seeing it. Then that “Open letter to Warner Bros.” thing hit the web and mentioned it’s probably another stinker despite the good trailer.

Honestly, f~~~ it after that. It’s people’s own fault for wasting their money on DC at this point. I am done with DC movies. It’s beyond just Snider at this point. The studio has to many people who don’t know what the f~~~ they are doing because they are firing the wrong people and keeping the same idiot clowns that need to be out of work. People getting paid ridiculous sums to not be ignorant of the source material.

Think of it this way, WB is in the same situation as if right now Sony had Amy Pascal, Tim Rothman, and Paul Feig still in charge of Girlbusters franchise. It is that f~~~ing bad. They have completely f~~~ed all of their DC properties after Nolan made Batman awesome again after the joe schumacher movies.

Justice League’s trailer looked like s~~~ with beggar Bruce asking “pls join muh team” as the Cringe Crusader. Not to mention the comics are so bad it is literally infested with social justice warriors like termites in an old house that is a strong wind away from a collapse.

Just save your money and let it die. If anyone was a DC fan the best thing that can be done is to crash the plane with no survivors ala Bane on Plane.

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

Uintatherium wrote:

Wonder Woman is a product of a different time, back when feminism wasn’t nearly as loony. Wonder Woman was made back before the concept of female beauty became a form of hate speech

That may be man, but they’re not making a movie for the people who were around back then. They’re making a movie for the people of today.

And what the people of today want to see is loony, extremist, anti-male propaganda. So that’s probably what we’ll be getting. If that’s not what we get, then I’ll eat my words, but every other movie has been following that criteria lately, with perhaps the exception of Suicide Squad.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[GnosticParticipant 2491]

There are enough anti male elements in the movie, like telling the female secretary job is slave from where she came from.

I don’t want to be supporting anti male propaganda movies.

There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

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