Why dogs are better than women

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Why dogs are better than women.

1. Dogs don’t cry.

2. Dogs love it when your friends come over.

3. Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.

4. Dogs think you sing great.

5. A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

6. Dogs don’t expect you to call when you are running late.

7. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you

8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

9. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

10. Dogs are excited by rough play.

11. Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.

12. Dogs understand that farts are funny.

13. Dogs love red meat.

14. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

15. Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

16. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.

17. Dogs don’t shop.

18. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

19. A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.

20. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

21. A dog’s parents never visit.

22. Dogs love long car trips.

23. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

24. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.

25. When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.

26. Dogs like beer.

27. Dogs don’t hate their bodies.

28. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.

29. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

30. Dogs never criticize.

31. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

32. Dogs never expect gifts.

33. It’s legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.

34. Dogs don’t worry about germs.

35. Dogs don’t want to know about every other dog you ever had.

36. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.

37. Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their lives.

38. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.

40. You never have to wait for a dog. They’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

41. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

42. Dogs don’t borrow your shirts.

43. Dogs never want foot-rubs.

44. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

45. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

46. Dogs can’t talk.

47. Dogs aren’t catty.

48. Dogs seldom outlive you.

Exactly why I’m getting a dog or 2 in the future. Dogs are 1000x better than women any day of the week.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[SmeeParticipant 228]

When a I hear someone say that women are the best friend a man can get, I remember that old joke.

If you want to know who loves you more
Put your dog and woman in the boot/trunk of your car
Go for a walk
See who’s happiest to see you when you get back

Smee Again

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

And you can see their s~~~ and clean it up in seconds … and they’ll love you for it.

The don’t know your pin number … or care.

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Smee wrote:

I remember that old joke.

Ha, I remember seeing this before:

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2311998/Man

Women are annoying to be around for the most part. I pity the manginas who say “their wives are their best friends.”

I’d rather be around dogs any day of the week than women.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

ILiveAgain wrote:

And you can see their s~~~ and clean it up in seconds … and they’ll love you for it.

They also won’t sue you for dogamony! Or take half your s~~~!

Scratch that. They might end up taking half of your steak. But, they definitely deserve it haha.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[Anonymous 54]

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[ResidentEvil7Participant 9540]

Here’s the thing I have with both women and dogs:

1 Dogs and women never shut up. I hate it when some neighbor’s dog is constantly barking for several hours a day or night. I can’t stand a barking dog as much as a bitchy woman. I’m on my 3rd cat and all three of them hardly made a sound.

2 They chase you around.

3 They both bite.

4 You need to clean up after them both. Not that cats aren’t, but at least I don’t have to pick up their turds while it still stinks.

Sorry I would take a quiet cat over both. I had a schnauzer back in the late 80s and I freaking hated that barking bitch! It made me trip on him all the time, crapped under the dinner table, ran off and we had to catch him, and he wouldn’t shut up.

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[Anonymous 54]

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

Here’s the thing I have with both women and dogs:

1 Dogs and women never shut up. I hate it when some neighbor’s dog is constantly barking for several hours a day or night. I can’t stand a barking dog as much as a bitchy woman. I’m on my 3rd cat and all three of them hardly made a sound.

2 They chase you around.

3 They both bite.

4 You need to clean up after them both. Not that cats aren’t, but at least I don’t have to pick up their turds while it still stinks.

Sorry I would take a quiet cat over both. I had a schnauzer back in the late 80s and I freaking hated that barking bitch! It made me trip on him all the time, crapped under the dinner table, ran off and we had to catch him, and he wouldn’t shut up.

Ive had cats that wont shut up either. Your lucky you have quiet ones.

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Anonymous wrote:

Ive had cats that wont shut up either. Your lucky you have quiet ones.

I like cats, but I don’t trust them. My family had a cat when I was a kid and it used to claw and bite the s~~~ out of me. I’d take a barking dog any day of the week.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Courtesy of the recent “supreme court ruling” from Ontario Canada, or as I prefer to call it..”F~~~ing Retard Central”

I will not compare women to animals, even jokingly out of fear of being labeled a literal “Dog F~~~er” by these retarded SJW brain-dead f~~~tards with too much time on their hands an not enough sense to differentiate between what is truly important and what is a s~~~ disturbing cause du jour.

Having said that, the only truly loyal “bitches” I have ever encountered in my life all had 4 legs.
I mean seriously, how could I in good faith, insult an animal that can not vocalize its own defense?

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

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