Why Do Blondes

[Gone SurfingParticipant 216]

Why do blondes wear knickers (panties)?

To keep their ankles warm.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Make the bitch cook in the dark.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”

Brunette: “I don’t know.”

Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[TheLurkerParticipant 269]

Why did the blond stare at the juice box for forty minutes?

It said “concentrate”.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?,

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[Gone SurfingParticipant 216]

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”

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