Why can't women just shut up?

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

Serious guys, why can’t they just simply shut the f~~~ up? How many times have you been stuck in a situation with some female that won’t stop talking, and you feel that urge to chokeslam a bitch? I’ve heard women talk 3 times as much as men, and I keep thinking… is that all, I thought it was like five or maybe 10 times as much. Half of all domestic violence could be ended by women simply shutting up.

Gentlemen, an thoughts as to why women can’t shut up?

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

…because their c~~~ holsters aren’t full of man meat…hard for them to talk if their mouths are full…

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[Anonymous 11]

Great question Smitty.

One reason I think is that women are virtuoso manipulators. You can’t manipulate very well if your mouth isn’t moving. Another one is that they are so self-absorbed that they are just compelled to endlessly blather about themselves. They also like to stir s~~~ up, and you can’t do that without speaking either.

I don’t think I’ve ever had a conversation with a woman that really was an honest on the level two way communication. I guess it’s why the gag ball was invented.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

I guess, because they just have to have the last word (no blood matter what!)so they keep talking ’til yer ears start bleeding as their main tactic, as ridiculous as it may be…

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

I guess, because they just have to have the last word (no bloody matter what!) so they keep talking ’til yer ears start bleeding as their main tactic, as ridiculous as it may be…

(whoops… …double post unintentionally)

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

I read somewhere that the average man speaks 3-5000 words a day. The average woman speaks 27-30,000 words per day. It makes little difference if they actually have anything relevant to say. They got a quota to meet….

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[AussieBlokeParticipant 144]

I think it would be interesting to have a real communication with a woman, one where she was….

HONEST

FORTHRIGHT

OPEN MINDED

WILLING TO CONCEDE POINTS OF FACT

LOL!

yeah, on second thoughts I gave up on the Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny a long time ago, I won’t hold my breath.

The harder the fight the sweeter the victory

[Loose NutsParticipant 37]

Because, in general, they are so f~~~ing dumb that they have to talk themselves through every thought they have.

[AFTParticipant 2722]

It’s simply attention seeking. They’ll say or do anything for attention. The only cure is the Anti Christ of white knights strategy, gag her with your package, and spray your attention over her face.

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Reason number 912 not to have a girlfriend.

The Shake Weight listens to all about her day.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Because silence intimidates them.

 

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Zuberi Tau wrote:

Because silence intimidates them.

Hey Zuberi Tau, now there is some inspiration for a maybe interesting experiment. I’m sure you all or many of you have heard of a so-called “dead sound reflection chamber”. Now imagine the following experimental setup: You have two such chambers in the same building (and btw it is well documented that putting any person in such a chamber with its door closed that sooner or later, because of the total dead silence in there the person inside would eventually go nuts and demand to be let out).

Ok, now if two people would be put each into one of the two separated “dead sound reflection chambers” (one being male and one being female) starting off in there simultaneously, who of the two would first start crying for help or demand to be let out of the chamber, the man or the woman…? Presumably the latter one…

Thoughts..?

 

Ned T.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

Gentlemen…gentlemen…  They talk so much because they have TWO mouths!!!    Sometimes one ‘mouth’ has a tampon hanging out of it.  That is when they are not-so-talkative…

All kidding aside, here are my thoughts:

1. Narcissism.
2. Women like to gossip when they are together.  When they are with a man, it would feel ‘strange’ to them to have their pie-hole not flap as much – so they talk about…well…. anything.
3. They are well aware men don’t like to talk so much so – viola!  That is why they talk a lot.
4. Just as a man appreciates silence (for me – it is soothing), a woman likes noise, so a veritable rambling diatribe is the perfect cacophony she seeks.
5. Narcissism.
6. and…oh yeah …  narcissism.

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~ Theodore Roosevelt

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