Why a Trebuchet is Better Than a Girlfriend

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

Don’t get yourself a girlfriend. Get yourself a Trebuchet.

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

I have neighbor with a barking dog. I think either of these might be just the thing. I could lob huge rocks at him from above or get him a girlfriend to lob off his rocks from below.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[StandUpGuyParticipant 334]

Read this out to my brother and he got a good laugh; he plays a game that uses a trebuchet.

[DanceMyOwnWayParticipant 2096]

I disagree with 1 and 4. If people think having a gf makes you a winner?? Yeah like it’s so difficult to find one lol and as for affection? When they want something or in bed. Made me laugh though so cheers. NOT tuna.

If you fall down 7 times, get up 8

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

I would to have a trebuchet

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Also a trebuchet is a great way of getting an ex-girlfriend’s s~~~, of any size, off your property. Or, in extreme cases, the ex-girlfriend herself.

Tuna?

Why would you think that? This may have been created by someone who hasn’t given up all his blue pills, but @uintatherium himself is just posting it here.

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Downloaded and saved. Very funny.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

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