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Anonymous42Hey Road-kill, why not go lick the grounds at Fukishima Daiichi, lap up the water around unit 3, it won’t hurt you, I promise!
I also hear there’s a secret swimming pool in the basement where the water temperature is really pleasant. If you were to find it roadrash, it would be like finding the fountain of youth, the discovery would be worth billions of dollars.
Anonymous42@rennie, are you sure you’re not related to Benny Hill? I haven’t laughed this hard since (my Hero) Benny Hill!
I don’t see why we should judge a movie without it being released yet.
Oh man who farted?
E=MC² Bitch
Smitty:
Since when has lack of cinematic quality ever stopped a Hollywood film studio from releasing trash?
On the other hand, if someone desperately needs a tax loss, they could make the sequels here in Canada….
Hey Road-Kill,
From your intro post:
“F~~~ women. Until I find a good woman I’m going to be MGTOW like you guys. Thanks for this website.”
Why don’t you go work on finding that good women, then take her to see that piece of PC crap, and tell her about how you totally told some random guys off about not judging a book by its period blood smeared cover?
Who knows, maybe she’ll touch your wee-wee.
Keep it on him, he’s starting to crack, running his mouth and talking trash. I wonder if we can get him to flip his lid. 😛
Ahhh….yes…. that makes sense – more women to lap up white goo (er…ektoplasmic(sp?) goo of course!).
Well – I used to LIKE the Ghostbusters thing but now it will be forever known as GhostBreasters… sigh….
"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore RooseveltVidar if you want to discuss my introduction thread why don’t you do it over there? To be frank, I don’t really get it. And Rennie your delusional its funny.
Groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. This will be just a stellar movie *face palm*. It conceptually fails even before it’s release for a number of concrete reasons.
1-Whatever will they do when Ecto-3 gets a flat tire on the way to a call?
2-In a way, it’s brilliant: they won’t need to use nuclear energy. The mere sound of their grating voices and complaints will be enough to chase ghosts away. Already less action.
3-High Heels and other assorted useless regalia are just really not conducive to running.
4-Finances. The Ghostbusters already have pretty significant financial issues due to non-believers. How in hell will they be able to blame men for their financial disaster? I suppose they can always blame patriarchal misogynistic ghosts who refuse to be captured willingly by a group of women. Not to mention, how in hell will they be able to feed #2 and #4 in the above pictures? That trough alone will bankrupt their doomed, other-worldy team of STEM grads.
5-Ghostbusting gear is damn hard to get in and out of. However will they get out of those ole coveralls to pee every 10 minutes? I guess there’s always Depends.
6-They have to drive to get to where they are going. Enough said.
7-You have to use logic and have a brain in this line of work.
8-You can’t blow a ghost to get what you want.
9-Bill Murray is a god.
10-Ghosts and slime are generally icky. Enough said.
11-They will need their own personal Starbucks approximately 40 ft from the old fire station (if that’s the venue they are still using). Starbucks isn’t going to open up a new location just for their 4 asses. Mind you……..
12-Ghosts can smell fear. The smell of cheese on taco will be a giveaway before they even get near the haunted premises.
13-I don;t think their HMO is going to provide counselling, therapy and vast quantities of Clonazepam for these 4 fillies every fifteen minutes. Not in their line of work.
14-You have to have an attention span that last more seconds than the numerical size of your feet.
15-Uh….bravery.
16-Uh…..risk.
17-Double Uh………there’s going to be some form of accountability for running around with a small nuclear generator on one’s back.
18-It’s a motherf******* trying to operate a Proton Pack and use a Selfie Stick at the same time. I guess since they are so good at multi-tasking, it should actually only take three whole seconds to annihilate themselves, rather than two.
19-It counts as substantial employment; I’m pretty sure the alimony will dry up quickly, even by the court’s standard.
20-Four women working closely together for an extended, involved period of time. ssssssssssssscratch yourrrr eyessss out.
21-Agendas. In the first five minutes of the film, they will be Ghostbusters. This will certainly evolve into the Man-Dog-Misogynyst-Weight-Carbohydrate Busters by scene 2. Investors will flee. Either that, or they’ll receive a substantial government grant to talk about it for another six years before leaving the board room table at 4pm for Mimosas.
22-They’ll more than likely have to climb stairs. More than three of them. At a time.
23-Ghosts like to scare the sh** out of people, not something with the intelligence of an Amoeba.
24.They actually have to pack up Ecto-3. By the time they’ve managed to f~~~ing pull that off, the ghost will be long gone.
25-There are very few opportunities to pat yourself on the back, when most of it is taken up with a Positron Pack.
26-Sometimes it’s cold outside.
27-Pregnancy leave isn’t an option. Even if it becomes a viable opportunity, one will see the other doing it, do it at the same time, and leave no one at the helm to function as an actual business.
28-There are so few free grants for the pursuit of Parapsychology. They might have to use some of their own money. Unless they are divorced; in this scenario, they’re probably covered.
29-Randomly shooting at men with those nuclear puppies will, at some point, after probably 20 years, have at least SOME form of legal repercussions. See accountability.
30-The most obvious of all. You actually have to be funny.
Anonymous42Road-Kill is apparently going to be looking for a “Good Woman” for a long long time! Like eternity!
Delusional, no way, were casual down here in the galley.
<cite>@mg-tower said:</cite>
Road-Kill is apparently going to be looking for a “Good Woman” for a long long time! Like eternity!Your ability to comprehend apparent sarcasm that goes for granted in an MGTOW site is as good as your ability to post meaningful posts.
Anonymous42WillyT73:
<sarcasm on> Think of how it’s going to inspire girls to study STEM! They’re going to be just so empowered! Such role models! <sarcasm off>
@QWV
Yes, QWV lol.
I really wish I could be working at any one of the registrars in any one of the universities of the western world, or even as a fly on the wall after the release date.
I’d love to see just how many inquiries they’ll get from women trying to apply into the Bachelor of Science in Ghostbusting.
“Do you…like….have like a class and stuff where you like shoot at ghosts and stuff? (enter laser sounds) PEW! PEW PEW! PEW!!”
C’mon guys, that movie will be really good. Some MGTOWs are rewriting the script and they are including some secret ideas to the movie:
1) The ghosts will come out from the main cast’s haunted vaginas. Some of the characters will have legions of ghosts inside them, but they are still on the details.
2) Samuel L. Jackson will voice one of the ghosts. At one point he will say a modified version of the Pulp Fiction speech.
3) Seth McFarlane will be another of the ghosts. It will behave and sound exactly like Quagmire,and
4) Mark Hamill voices another using his Joker laugh. Just the f~~~ing laugh.
Also, they are correcting the lack of eye candy. With those changes, at least the movie has some chance…
Or maybe it will still suck b~~~~… Whatever…
LOL@ #3
Anonymous5@WillyT73
F~~~ing REKT. Your list was hilarious. As for the movie, Kristen wiig is the only semi-funny chick. Melissa McCarthy is just a fat bitch. It was funny the first time in bridesmaids, but the rest of her movies consist of her swearing a lot and expecting us to think it’s funny. It’s not. I have never even heard of the other 2 so they must really f~~~ing suck. Are the two fat chicks just going to eat the ghosts? Pac-man style? Maybe not, Pac-Man actually eats fruit. We know they don’t.
Hollywood was right. Fans have been asking for a GB3, but they did NOT ask for THIS. Good job hollywood. I hope this movie bombs so hard they lose 100 million dollars and we never have to see these bitches again. Plus we need to move on from Ghostbusters. It was a great movie. We don’t need to tarnish it with this crap.
Update – I guess I’m one of those stunted ogres who won’t watch this s~~~ because of them replacing the male leads with females. To be truthful I would never see this movie anyway because it almost surely will be just another unoriginal remake of a classic comedy without the laughs. Hollyweird is fast running out of original ideas that fit their mindset, which is another reason why there is so much Marvel-inspired high budget films. No offense to you Marvel fans, I’ve already reached my limit on these CGI-fests – how many movies can I watch the world, galaxy or universe being threated by an arch-villain and someone in PJs and a cape wins in the end after numerous digitized battles? How many sequels or spinoffs from “X-Men” can I take? But I’m 58 and have seen a s~~~load of movies, so to be fair the younger you are the less time you’ve had to become jaded – like me – lol.
“This was never more clear than last week, when Jezebel (an intellectual black hole masquerading as a news website) published a satirical blog post under the fabricated authorship of “A Hysterical Man.” The article was called “New All-Feminist Ghostbusters Is A Punch in the Dick to All of Mankind.” It was an imaginary response to Paul Feig’s announcement that his Ghostbusters reboot will star four women. What we were all supposed to believe was that Jezebel’s post was a cleverly exaggerated send-up of the misogynist hysterics that had actually erupted among the stunted ogres and half-men who supposedly infest the blogosphere.”
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