Who the f~~~ needs a woman?

[Anonymous 42]

I’m cooking up teriyaki marinated tenderloin tips in the garage on the MANgrille

I love the smell of oil, tires, and teriyaki marinated tenderloin tips!

I’ll be enjoying my meal at the same time somewhere else in gynocentralia some poor bastard is having trouble holding his meal down from all the knots his perfect little uniocorn has tied in his stomach!

Food is much more tasty without an upset stomach and fried nervous system!

This has been another public service message from the delicious smelling MG-Tower Garage!

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

The poor bustard will probably be enjoying porridge or take out food.

[Anonymous 42]

I got molested when I was 11, but she was 13 and looked a damn sight better than that!

The kid is gonna be traumatized for life!

I just finished all the sirloin tips! F~~~ the beans!

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Yup, look at the poor 11 year old MAN that got raped by this ugly f~~~ing ham beast and got this abomination of a creature pregnant, Jesus Christ Lord Almighty!

That’s in my neck of the woods.

[AwakenedParticipant 35228]

Anonymous wrote:

I love the smell of oil, tires, and teriyaki marinated tenderloin tips!

” I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ’em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like…………………………………..
…victory. Someday this war’s gonna end. ”

Apocalypse Now
Lt. Col. Kilgore

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Anonymous 42]

IRuleMe wrote:

That’s in my neck of the woods.

Holy f~~~ dude, be careful you don’t get raped out there.

I passed through there once…

[bladeParticipant]

Never let a woman near a bbq she will always f~~~ it up .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 42]

blade wrote:

Never let a woman near a bbq she will always f~~~ it up .

The MANgrille is 1960’s propane technology when men ran the world, it has no safety and can turn my garage and half my house into tiny little splinters.

What do you think would happen if I allowed a woman to use it? Two choices;

1. Dinner.

2. Splinters

My Gravely tractors are also from the 60s’ when men ruled the world, they have a dubious reputation and were nick named MAN EATERS! Another apparatus void of cumbersome safety features. Women are not allowed to touch a damn thing!

Walk in front of this little beauty and tell me how your ankles feel?

Stumble into it while it’s vertical and tell me how bad your splitting headache is?

[HitmanParticipant]

I’ll still f~~~ Beyoncé

sorry…
she’s FAT.
no bueno.

now i sure as hell don’t need her,
but she better be thin and fit for me to want her…
at least for an hour or so…
hahahha!!!

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