Who said wiminz can't drive?

[SpacemonkeyParticipant 1481]

Alternatively just learn to drive you lazy c~~~!

“Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

I bet somebody out there is offended, because they didn’t use a male actor.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

So apparently parallel parking, one of the most basic driving skills, is “something amazing” when a woman is behind the wheel.

Are women so desperate to pat themselves on the back for every little thing? Or are they admitting they’re really that ridiculously incompetent?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

sidecar wrote:

So apparently parallel parking, one of the most basic driving skills, is “something amazing” when a woman is behind the wheel.

It actually hurt me in my b~~~~ to watch a woman park recently. She was pulling her $40,000 something in between 2 other $65,000 somethings and I was in physical pain watching her curb the rim while trying to enjoy an espresso… and she just turned the car off, with her tire all mashed up against the curb.

She got out and didn’t even notice her s~~~ty parking job. A man would get back in and adjust it for not being perfect or to give another car more room to get out (I have seen men do this!)…. but she just swung her purse over her shoulder, and trotted off to max out her credit cards & soothe her aching self-esteem.

Same thing happened when I was waiting for a friend in front of his lobby. The passenger had to get out and direct her. A little more….. no turn it to the right… hard right!!!…. no forward…. now back up… now turn the wheel … careful!!! like 16 times back and forth.

This commercial, the way she kisses her steering wheel…
Would a woman ever kiss a man for parking properly?
They should. Because they are complete s~~~ at it.

Pay attention: Treating an OBJECT better than a person. Wow.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

‘nuf said!

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

… and guess who originally was inventive enough to come up with such an advanced parking system anyway once again..?

A woman..?

Yeah, right …

So the steering wheel she sort of kisses represents a metaphorical “man’s doing” rather than a man as just a lovable person. Projection of self-objectification right there.

I rest my case.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Ned Trent wrote:

… and guess who originally was inventive enough to come up with such an advanced parking system anyway once again..?

A woman..?

Yeah, right …

So the steering wheel she sort of kisses represents a metaphorical “man’s doing” rather than a man as just a lovable person. Projection of self-objectification right there.

I rest my case.

Nice!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Ahh well, some people say I’m a good observer at least every now and then I am. No big deal.

Anyway, have a great weekend everyone, g’night.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Bestieboy666Participant 2358]

sidecar wrote:

So apparently parallel parking, one of the most basic driving skills, is “something amazing” when a woman is behind the wheel.

If they get it right its more like something just short of a miracle.
Well at least Vauxhall have realized they’re so crap at parking they needed help.
The terrible driving I see at work. When you’re trying to come out a side street into heavy traffic and the woman stops right in front of you and blocks you in. She knows what shes done because she won’t look at you even when you toot the horn. And multi-tasking? Don’t even go there. Why can’t they approach a roundabout and check if its all clear at the same time. Oh no lets stop the car then look. Oh dear somethings coming now. Oh and another one. Lets waste a minute or two of our lives when we didn’t need to.
Tossers!

Women are so bad, if they changed the law so I kept the house, I still wouldn't marry one. I'd rather be homeless.

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

Actuarial science says that women are better drivers than men. That’s why men have higher insurance rates. The insurance companies would be losing money if it were just a big conspiracy and men were actually the better drivers.

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Rockmaninoff wrote:

Actuarial science says that women are better drivers than men. That’s why men have higher insurance rates. The insurance companies would be losing money if it were just a big conspiracy and men were actually the better drivers.

Only if there are an equal number of male and female drivers. There aren’t. There are far more male drivers than female drivers and men drive more than women.

It’s far more profitable to gouge your largest customer demographic than your smallest.

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