White Knights to battle!

[TheBardParticipant 974]

So in a desperate attempt to try and get gamer gaters to switch to the anti side, Antia Sarkeesian released a video full of white knights talking about “25 invisible benefits for being a male gamer”. It is only 5 minutes and worth a good laugh. Basically the “benefits” are nothing but first world problems to say the least. Most of these things men gamers/nerd have had to deal with too. And you just got to love the last one “this video will be taken more seriously because I white male brought the issue up”. Not only does this show how crazy the anti gamer gate crowd is, but the whole social justice warrior and feminist mind set. No man is going to become anti gamer gate and ignore all the facts just because another man told him so. SJW’s hate people can complain about white privilege yet here they are using it in their video thinking it will work to their advantage.

Now I do apologize if you watch it and had to listen to 5 minutes worth of white knights, 1 minute is enough, but here is a happy 47 second satirical video that spits in the face of anti gamer gate, Antia Sarkeesian, and the like.:)

[Jim01Participant 6678]

f~~~ that loser at 1.18 – if women want opinions from female journalists then let them make their own magazines….all a bunch of white knight pricks

[TheBardParticipant 974]

Making their own magazines is hard work lol. It is easier to just bitch on line. Also being a female journalist is hard. Not everyone agrees with you and some people call you out on s~~~ and sometimes a troll appears and says something mean lol. And as for the guy at 1.18 he acts like all men in gaming think a like. If a male journalist writes about how awesome the Batman Arkham games and a female gamer likes those games then how is her opinion not being represented? That goes for anything. Gamers like games. The gender of the person writing the games doesn’t matter.

[VileNordParticipant 766]

@1:45 Tim Schafer

<sarcasm>NO!!!!!!!!! I guess my days of enjoying Double Fine games are over.</sarcasm>

These dudes be delusional as hell.

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Can anyone imagine any of these guys doing anything even remotely manly? I’m watching them and I’m thinking “You traitorous, pussy begging sycophants!” But then, like the dog that chases cars all day and then somehow, miraculously, catches one… I can’t imagine any of them actually knowing what to do with a real live pussy except to maybe rescue it from their own evil sexual urges.

Even the most basic of “basic bitches” with a modicum of social skill would utterly and completely crush these so-called men… and they believe that by kissing feminist ass they’re going to hook and land a hot, edgy, STEM educated gamer chick who loves to f~~~? It is to laugh, ha ha.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

Sackless idiots with one ball wax their scrotums as they allow Anita Skankeesian to fist them to the elbow.

I am SO offended.

That does it. I’m going to break youtube and twitter. Be right back.

[games are for girlsParticipant 13]

annie duro’s (shes in the second vid) face says it all.

[CrypticParticipant 45]

In my experience, gamer chicks are the privileged ones.  Played wow for about 5 years, and any chick that played always had a following of virgin nerds falling over themselves to team up with them.  One of my mates rolls female toons just to f~~~ with people and get free loot off them.  I’ve never seen mass sexism in games.  All those  problems are bulls~~~ in my opinion, dudes just spewing s~~~ to impress the opposite sex.  For instance when that dude went on about being able to play male characters all the time, well it’s marketing.  The majority of gamers are guys, so they cater to that fact to make money, get over it.  I call bulls~~~ on these derps, grade A, super stinky, maggot ridden bulls~~~, wrapped in a taco shell.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

The wowhead website is run by a chick as well. She and some fugly friend of hers do podcasts on a semi-frequent basis.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[TheBardParticipant 974]

<cite>@docfenderson said:</cite>
Can anyone imagine any of these guys doing anything even remotely manly? I’m watching them and I’m thinking “You traitorous, pussy begging sycophants!” But then, like the dog that chases cars all day and then somehow, miraculously, catches one… I can’t imagine any of them actually knowing what to do with a real live pussy except to maybe rescue it from their own evil sexual urges.

They would probably get scared, run home, get on twitter, and say how the misogynist game community made it impossible to understand how to have a real relationship lol.

<cite>@cryptic said:</cite>
In my experience, gamer chicks are the privileged ones.  Played wow for about 5 years, and any chick that played always had a following of virgin nerds falling over themselves to team up with them.  One of my mates rolls female toons just to f~~~ with people and get free loot off them.  I’ve never seen mass sexism in games.  All those  problems are bulls~~~ in my opinion, dudes just spewing s~~~ to impress the opposite sex.  For instance when that dude went on about being able to play male characters all the time, well it’s marketing.  The majority of gamers are guys, so they cater to that fact to make money, get over it.  I call bulls~~~ on these derps, grade A, super stinky, maggot ridden bulls~~~, wrapped in a taco shell.

That is true. I usually played WoW solo, but I was a huge Final Fantasy XI player back in the day and female characters always had an advantage from possibly getting picked for a party over a male character, getting help easier when asking for it, and even getting free stuff. I made a mule character that was a female and one time while farming crystal in my underwear in the starting area to send to my main a guy just gave me some gil and free stuff. Another guy cheered for me. I have also heard stories of female WoW players having male players do their bidding. I play as a female character in Final Fantasy XIV and since Square Enix added glamours I made it so for every one of her jobs she has a short skirt and some type of top that shows off her body. I have had guys say to me “damn girl you looking fine” “looking good” and one time while I was just standing around in the market place as my white mage wearing a short skirt and a lace top this guy came up to me and said “omg I love your outfit you are so beautiful, please tell me you aren’t a guy in real life”. I thought about screwing with him, but he seemed like a decent guy so I told him I was a guy in real life lol. I think more men have wised up to the idea of men playing as female characters, but if you can prove you are a woman behind that female character you are at an advantage. If she is as attractive as her character then she really has it made.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Wow, that’s quite the cavalcade of f~~~~~s.

 

We’ve driven this industry from its birth. We always will. Just another male space they’re trying to invade. No f~~~s given.

Fuck this planet.

[peterfaParticipant 833]

Just remember: the white knights aren’t getting laid.

Anyways, what the real deal is, is to p~~~ off the Gamergaters, and then point out to the world just how nasty they are. “See? We show them proof, but we get more rape threats!”

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