"When are you going to get married?"

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  • #806901
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    Jackinov
    Jackinov
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    Bro is lonely:'(

    A post shared by sarcrastic bro (@sarcrastic.bro) on

    I know it’s meant to be an “ironic” meme but it’s
    hilarious because you could actually use that retort.

    are you a chia pet in man drag

    #806931
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    FunInTheSun
    FunInTheSun
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    I’m going to respond like Sevante Clark to the next person who asks that marriage question:

    "I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

    #806940
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    Experienced
    experienced
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    Deal with women by analyzing their communication:
    FIRST it’s a question. The best you can do If you choose to respond is to explain yourself back up to sea level. Instead, you might consider asking politely, who the f~~~ they think they are for assuming they’ve got the right to ask such a question. They have the right to ask any question AS you’ve got the right to choose Not to answer.
    SECOND: Their “When” as opposed to “WHY”. Again, they assume. Not every man chooses to marry. LAYDEEZ project their side of the equation – waiting to be asked – onto men.
    Ask them back, “Why would a guy want to marry today?” and force them to vocalize that at each step, LAYDEEZ have priced themselves out of the market: STD’s, cherry picking traditional responsibilities for guys whilst picking only irresponsibility for themselves. “WE’re just frants”, but you pick up the meal ticket. It’s come down to a Total disrespect for men ergo, just avoid their baloney altogether.
    They get the engagement ring as a reminder to eff around quickly now, they’re almost at the altar. The marriage is a one sided contract, rights for her, no rights, only responsibilities for him. With no fault divorce, THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO LOSE AND EVERYTHING TO GAIN! 53% of marriages end in divorce. 80% divorces initiated by the female. Divorce courts are corrupt and are a joke to be used against the men and kids for her cash pleasure. And after divorce, they are RELENTLESS about attempting to REPEAT the process, after all, it has served them so well.

    ANS: when hell freezes over

    No. Not hurt, just edjumacated/trained by women and the system.

    "It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

    #806944
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    Untamed
    Untamed
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    So when are you getting married?
    Since when has my private life become your f~~~ing business?

    Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
    Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
    #GenderSegragationNow!

    #806956
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    JustAnotherGuy
    JustAnotherGuy
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    A: At least 7 years later every time you ask.

    A: I think it’s unfair of you to project your patriarchal standards onto me

    A: I’m legally married to the Lady in the Lake.

    A: The boat was delayed at customs and turned back for carrying suspicious, undeclared contraband.

    A: I was about to get married, but INS broke my door down and took Svetlana away for questioning into the 2016 election

    Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
    “Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

    #806958
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    Ranger One
    Ranger One
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    A: When a leprechaun riding a flying unicorn that is s~~~ting out a rainbow, brings me a pot of gold.

    Or when women cease to be hypergamous sluts, the court system stops favoring women, and marriage passes a cost-benefit analysis to me.

    Whichever comes first.

    I wouldn’t hold my breath on the 2nd, but I’ll give you a gold coin if the 1st happens.

    All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

    #806961
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    Narwhal
    narwhal
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    I’m want to marry an alien, and we haven’t discovered any of them yet.

    Ok. Then do it.

    #806972
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    Secret Agent MGTOW
    Secret Agent MGTOW
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    I know it’s meant to be an “ironic” meme but it’s
    hilarious because you could actually use that retort.

    Counter-question:

    Why do you want me to lose at least half my stuff?

    Why do you want me to complicate my life even more?

    Why do you hate me? We cant be friends anymore.

    Why do you want me to become responsible for a woman who banged a ton of dudes, one after another, in her youth, but now wants a nice reliable wallet to take care of her? And expect it will be a stable, lasting marriage? Why do you hate me so much?

    Do I tell you what you need to do with your life?

    Why do you think you are in a position to tell me what to do with my life? Who appointed you to this position and when?

    Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

    #807016
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    WPL
    WPL
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    My standard response: “Why in the HELL would I want to do that again?”

    Some of my immediate family members get it. Some of my extended ones think that I’m just bitter and that someday, I’ll meet the “right” woman. But, most of them have learned to quit asking.

    And then, there are the strangers who just ASSUME that I’m married.

    In hindsight, I realize that I was perfectly content — if not happy — before I got married. The marriage and subsequent divorce caused a lot of upheaval and suffering, and for no real benefit. So, which path should I pick now: continue with a life of peace and quiet contentment, or seek out a unicorn?

    #807022
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    JustAnotherGuy
    JustAnotherGuy
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    Some of my extended ones think that I’m just bitter and that someday,

    This is actually one of the main reasons I don’t really have friends or anybody close to me anymore. They all thought I was just bitter and that I just picked the wrong one, that there is somebody out there for everyone. Typical emotional claptrap designed to mask the reality that they refuse to accept.

    Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
    “Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

    #807024
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    I’m want to marry an alien, and we haven’t discovered any of them yet.

    Marry Carnage’s alien.

    #807301
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    Bstoff
    bstoff
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    Here are some of the ones I use and I am often pummeled with the question, so I have to be prepared.

    By the way, No man ever asks me this question.
    I wonder why?

    Why do you want me to be married?

    Why the hell would I want to do that to myself?

    I’ve already been divorced, not going through that again.

    Why the hell would I want to get married?

    What do I have to gain by signing a one-sided contract?

    Do you hate me?

    Best one for a woman who will not relent:
    Have you ever been a man? No?
    Then you have no idea what it’s like to be divorce-raped
    Don’t ever bother me about this again.

    #807544
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    Gravel Pit
    Gravel Pit
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    women are a buzz kill and they slow you down, ditch ’em
    dogdiver
    creek bike

    #808126
    ResidentEvil7
    ResidentEvil7
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    She won’t be a riot after you marry her!

    https://themanszone.webs.com/

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