When a c~~~s sex fantasy backfires! oops

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

http://www.refinery29.com/big-penis-sex-stigma

the so called big dick fantasy, seems to be seeing good old days behind them, yet again, c~~~s overestimate what they want, and of course they can’t handle it!
What a bunch of pussies!

c~~~s are all talk, as usual!

http://jezebel.com/men-with-bigger-penises-are-more-likely-to-get-cheated-1568859120

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Anonymous 42]

Hey Bigboy, My friend with some large equipment told me this hottie that f~~~ed everything wouldn’t do him. A few weeks later she put the eyes on me, all I saw was a 1000 c~~~ stare and wanted no part of it! All I saw was a 20 yo slut that could take me for EVERYTHING! That was about 7 years ago, I was more than twice her age!

Feminism has destroyed women far beyond their SMV!

Pussy’s out there, it just all sucks!

I’d like to see a flesh-light rob a man’s house!

[TuneoutParticipant]

LOL,yeah I’ve known a few ‘size queens’ in my time as well but by and large (no pun intended) most chicks just don’t care about the size of your package,unless you really come up short.lol

It’s just a urban legend perpetuated by the porn industry and most guys (simps) fall for it.

Big c~~~ and bigger muscles will only get you so far with them because if you don’t have the big wallet to go along with that.,,,,

FORGETTABOUTIT!

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Women couldn’t give a s~~~ about your dick size, what you look like, if you’re an ugly f~~~er, or if your sexual market value is through the roof. All they care about is how fat your wallet is.

This man won the lottery and suddenly “found the c~~~ of his life.”

No woman would even noticed he existed if he were a poor man, making under $20,000 dollars a year living in a s~~~ty apartment.

Stories like these just show all the more, the only thing women want in a man is their wallet.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[experiencedParticipant]

bigboy83 wrote:

C~~~s are all talk, as usual!

TRUTH!

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Anonymous 24]

Pretty funny, the first article… Women don’t even realize that they are all different sizes as well downstairs, as this lady points out.

Pay attention here- Society has been conditioned by media/Hollywood to think this way. We have more and more penis images in movies, still nary a vagina. And jokes and comments about penis size everywhere… Nary a one about vagina size… Women walk around in a fantasy world for the most part when it comes to this topic. If they were to show us lady holes in movies spanning the entire spectrum of sizes things would get cleared up right fast. And then there is depth differences… OPEN WIDE LADIES! I AM GOING TO RUN AND GET A FLASHLIGHT AND A RULER!

Hollywood has pushed this one sided conversation for a reason. To demoralize men and push a Gynocentric agenda.

And when a woman is openly a size queen she really is just telling the world that she has a large, sloppy vagina…

[STORMParticipant 738]

I don’t know about c~~~ size, but i know what these tramps don’t want to see getting bigger, and that’s MGTOW. Too bad for them, we will previal.

If we listen to a female at all, It's no longer to find out if they're crazy, we know they're crazy, It's to find out what flavor.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

bigboy83 wrote:

c~~~s are all talk, as usual!

QFT

All hot air and empty rhetoric. They’d f~~~ a guy with a mushroom dick if he had money.

Fuck this planet.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Can’t finish a 6-inch sub, but wants a 12 inch dick.

What else is new.

Just look at the Jezebel who wrote the second one. Disgusting fat feminist Lindy West. She is definitely no authority on penis (or sex), but she knows all about candy corn Oreos. which is the only thing she is qualified to talk about.

To her credit, she can definitely finish a 6-foot sub, too.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Cap285 wrote:

bigboy83 wrote:

c~~~s are all talk, as usual!

QFT

All hot air and empty rhetoric. They’d f~~~ a guy with a mushroom dick if he had money.

That was funny. Nice to see you again, buddy (Cap 285)

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Robert HallamParticipant 696]

I want to jump in here and that’s no pun. Here is the background. My lady at the time was on vacation in Israel with her friend. The vacations was set up before I met her. While she was away, I offered to help a female co-worker move some furniture because she was off work with some wrist problems. Cutting things short let me just say it turned into a one night stand.

So I’m in her bed waiting, hard as a rock, lights are off and she’s in the bathroom. Eventually she shows up wearing the sexiest nightgown I have ever seen. When she reaches the side of the bed she lets it drop, in the dark and climbs in. It took her less than 5 seconds to squeeze her way under me and of course I’m ready to go.

Well I had the shock of my life. There was none of this usual two or three soft thrusts to get in or any help in guiding me to the right hole. Let me tell you it absolutely fell in. It was like dipping my c~~~ in a warm bucket of water. I’m your average 5.2 inch long and 4 inch circumference and there was no way I was able to touch the sides. Kid you not. It was ridiculous. It was huge. It was a bat cave. There was no friction, nothing. I had to strain up some mental fantasies just to keep it hard and eventually come. I was absolutely exhausted pumping against absolutely nothing but wet air.

That wasn’t the worst of it. She decided after I come that she was going to stay awake all night with me trying to give her a clitoral climax with my fingers. Then, after about an hour, she wanted it from behind. I figured well why not and flip her over. Thinking I’m here now and it might be a whole lot tighter from the back door. Nope. Things were just as f~~~ing cavernous, just as difficult to come. Eventually blue my load but left as daylight was breaking and ghosted her for a couple of weeks. There was no way I was hanging around for breakfast.

After about two weeks she returns to work. I’m in the coffee room getting a coffee as she comes in the front door. She sees me and immediately spins around hoping like hell that the floor opens up and swallows her. Her embarrassment was palpable. She quit work three days later and I haven’t seen her since.

[chirParticipant]

Lets be honest… The only inches thick women give a s~~~ about is the inches thick your wallet is.

What do you think this guy has a solid steel 8 inch rod that woman is hungering for?

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

I’m pretty sure the whole “big penis=better” thing was invented by men to compete with other men. Women likely have had very little to do with it.

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Rockmaninoff wrote:

I’m pretty sure the whole “big penis=better” thing was invented by men to compete with other men. Women likely have had very little to do with it.

And you would be correct. You don’t even need a penis – at all – to make a woman call out to God and the Devil in the same breath. You can do that by keeping your pants on.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

Keymaster wrote:

You don’t even need a penis – at all – to make a woman call out to God and the Devil in the same breath.

Don’t lesbians get each other off just fine?

Unless they use dildos, in which case I think they’re just “lesbians” for attention.

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

Because women fall in love with people wallets, not penises.

Fixed.

That first article featured the usual “its all about meeeeeeeee!!!” of a female writer, but damn it shows women are f~~~ed up and have no idea what they want.

[ConstantineParticipant 4416]

If the plural of octopus is octopi…
And the plural of cactus is cacti…
And the plural of fungus is fungi…
And the plural of praying mantis is praying manti…

…Shouldn’t the plural of penis be peni? Just a thought.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[GrumpyParticipant]

meh…
I am an old/middle aged, skinny, balding, crotchety, anti-social bastard who’s hung like a stud budgie in a power dive.
I really don’t care about women’s fantasies nor the lies about their fantasies.

Oddly, I am pretty f~~~ing O.K with that 🙂

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Women in the end care more about money then penis size simply for the fact that with enough money they would f~~~ anything even it was under 4 inches. So it does not matter how big your penis really is as long as you have a fat stash and social skills.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[experiencedParticipant]

If every time a laydee said they want men with bigger hardware and all men’s hardware instantly increased, “active” laydeez’d just get that much further bored and stretched out. Then “active” ladeez’d say they want men with even bigger hardware and if all men’s hardware instantly increased to that, the ladeez’d just get that much further stretched out rinse repeat ’til squatting on fire hydrants won’t please them.
When a woman asks “Are you a well hung, take charge kind of guy?”, know she’s a stretched out just lies there kind of laydee.”

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

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