What's the difference between a BOAT and a WOMAN?

[Alpha_MGTOWParticipant 18]

A boat is a hole in the WATER that you pour money into.

A woman is a hole in the BED that you pour money into.

[jack reacherParticipant 751]

That’s what she said.

[…Spectator 1165]

No mgtow cries when the woman sinks. damn, i sure hope my boat will be ok.

[AFTParticipant 2722]

A boat is an expensive, unnecessary expense that isn’t practical and isn’t really worth it.  You’re better of renting a boat when you need one, than paying the exorbitant expenses of keeping one.

Obviously there is no comparison, the boat is far better value, because it  doesn’t talk back and won’t be disloyal, you get to decide how much you get to enjoy the boat.  A boat never stole a mans house and children or extorted unfair maintenance payments.

Nothing come close to the parasitic black hole that is women, the closest I can think of is taxes, but even then you get infrastructure and some services.

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[GoneGaltParticipant 361]

@aft – truer words were never written. A boat is actually not just a boat it’s a f~~~ing commitment, if it has a motor then you either need a trailer in addition to move it or you have to rent a slip to moor it in. If you have a trailer and keep the boat at home, you actually have to own a house or property AND have the room to legally store the boat on your property (think ‘bass boat’) – you ain’t allowed to have one in an apartment. Unless you have a massive garage or enough property (with access to back the boat onto) then this means your boat will be outside (covered) during bad weather events, like hail and snowstorms, sitting on your property or driveway because you’re not allowed to park it in the street. When you do use it, if you use it for fishing then you have the fun of cleaning the boat down to get rid of the fish smell when you bring it back, and additionally you have to worry about it being stolen. When you’ve got a slip at a lake you still have to worry about these things too, except then you have to pay monthly fees year-round. Then you get the fun of selling it at a large loss when you realize you’ve had enough of the ‘fun’. Exceptions are when you live on a body of water, are a guide, a huge fishing enthusiast or a rich person.

Buying a boat is for most people the equivalent of a fat woman buying a lifetime gym membership thinking it will force them to the gym to get their money’s worth – uh, no it won’t. The fat bitch will rationalize that the money was already spent and why trouble herself to actually use it? Instead, she’ll inhale Papa John’s and  curl up with a teary chick flick and a tub of Haagen-Daaz to make herself feel good about her largeness.

[AFTParticipant 2722]

It comes down to how much value you derive from it compared to the sacrifice you make and boats don’t measure up, unless like you say you got money to burn, and the free time to enjoy, having said that, you’ll never have enough money and free time to make owning a relations~~~ worthwhile.  Why buy when you can rent?

F R E E D O M

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

It’s far easier to abandon a sinking ship.  It doesn’t expect you to understand why it’s sinking nor drown yourself to save it.  Women on the other hand…I shouldn’t have to explain any further.

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[RennieParticipant]

A boat/ship is far more of a lady then most women are today.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

You guys know the “3-F” rule… “If it floats, flies or f~~~s… rent it.”

[…Spectator 1165]

@DocF  lol never heard that one before!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Every one of these are classics!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

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