"What's that? I can't hear you. You're gonna have to speak up."

[IRuleMeParticipant]

So I pull into this gas station the other day, and as I start making my way to the entrance of the station, this woman in a pink dress starts waving feverishly at me. I walk up and respond “Yes…?” She starts to whisper something, like she lost her voice. I reply “What’s that? I can’t hear you. You’re gonna have to speak up.” So she musters up her voice to ask me for cash. My response…

“I don’t have any cash.” and walked away.

F~~~ her female entitlement. No pussy pass for her. Clearly nobody else was having it either. I emerged from the store a few minutes later and she was gone.

#IceThemOut

[Anonymous 43]

chicks used to ask me for money at gas stations in your city all the time.

I would speak to them in Russian, and they would give up once they figured out I did not understand them.

[Anonymous 0]

Nice life hack!)
If you want not to be understood in certain situations – use Russian language = D

[RemovedParticipant 4676]

Great response. The reason they whisper, is so they can ask the next person too, so that if you give them money, they can pretend they still need it. I had a girl who explained to me that was how she always filled up her gas tank. She was an Army girl, decent looking, and would wear short shorts and a tied shirt to show off her stomach. I never thought much of it, but looking back, I am glad that I did not have time for her.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

My go to response as well. I don’t carry cash. Walk away. Good job IRM!

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

Anonymous wrote:

If you want not to be understood in certain situations – use Russian language = D

You think zis iz bad naiborhood? Yep, it should help 😀

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

[FragmentedParticipant 2758]

I’ve had bitches ask me to “borrow” cash, i know damn well borrow means keep to a female, and i ALWAYS say no.

http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[narwhalParticipant]

“No, thank you”

Ok. Then do it.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

The Irish are infamous for doing this in the Uk. Twice it has happened to me, don’t know why they approach me. I am scary looking motherf~~~er…..testing me out probably, don’t worry, I’ve exposed them.

[bladeParticipant]

Ok punto you got nothing out of that not even a laugh .

If she returns witch she probably will .

Get a tube of superglue and some coins . Glue the coins on to the pavement .

Its like putting chips on ya dashboard and watching the seagulls try and get them thru the “windshield” .

And

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

У меня нет денег, глупая влагалище…

Google translate is God-sent. Now, I need to use text-to-speech program to pronounce the words correctly:

https://ttsreader.com/

http://tts.imtranslator.net/bAuA

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

Skeptisk wrote:

У меня нет денег, глупая влагалище…

When someone asks me to borrow him some cash in an impolite way, I ask back if I look like an ATM? He becomes speechless and goes away. Always worked.

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

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