What Women Want

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

Hey fellow penis packers!  Ran across this on the web – What Women Want – ha ha….  I will put up the list and – yes, I have to add by smartass comments – ENJOY!!

1. Saying “I love you” immediately before, during, or following sex doesn’t count.

Fine – then I won’t say it at all.

2. Real men drive stick shift.

Aaaawww….. I have a standard transmission…  time to go pickup my tampons!!

3. I will leave if you lie.

Sounds to me like you need an ‘out’.   Well, I lied sweety – I said ‘I love you’.

4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).

And you are cute in a burlap sack! (tan single toned, scratchy bag for cartin’ taters).

5. I’m convinced I’m pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.

Er..because if you ARE pregnant you get a meal ticket – ME!!!

6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.

That is what you say to the other guy you are sleeping with.   The quintessential ‘bad-boy’.  A ‘bad-boy’ doesn’t say ‘quintessential’…

7. “Fine” is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

OK… you look like s~~~!!  How is that?!!

8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it’s about you.

OK guys- note the word ‘MOST‘.  The other times she is rubbing one out thinking of the ‘bad-boy’ who doesn’t know what quintessential means.  Nuf said.

9. I’m terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.

I think we got some femme-style Oedipus Rex bulls~~~ going on here…  RUN FOREST…RUN!!!

10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.

Again, please take note of the ‘YOU‘.   Not really YOU stud muffin, she is making reference to the ‘bad-boy’.

11. I expect you to call me.

NICE!!!  I EXPECT….  here we go gents…

12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.

AWESOME!!  Now she is telling me not only when to call her, but now which pants I can / can’t wear!!  Am I ALLOWED to dump your ass??!!!

13. I’m scared of losing my independence.

So you are implying that I am somehow going to make you dependent??? On what – MY MONEY??!!!  OH SNAP!!

14. I’m more forgiving of you than I really should be.

There it is!!! The ‘you OWE me card’.   PRICELESS!!!

15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.

There it is AGAIN!!! The ‘you OWE me card’.   With money extortion this time – a new twist.  PRICELESS TIMES 2!!!

16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I’m not. (See directly above.)

There it is AGAIN!!! The ‘you OWE me card’.   More money spent to get outta the dog house.   PRICELESS TIMES 3!!!

And women wonder why men would rather be a ‘do-yourselfer’ (masturbate) than crawl on their belly to get a little pussy…..

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

I don’t recall a single time women EVER gave a f~~~ about what I wanted, yet I’m supposed to be all over what they want…

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[RoyDalParticipant]

7. “Fine” is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

*** No, the new outfit doesn’t make you look fat… The pies, cakes, ice cream, and fried potatoes are doing that!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I wonder where they think they’re going to get all this special treatment from when the men go on strike?

Here’s what I want from a woman:

1) Be attractive and into f~~~ing me
2) Take care of yourself and don’t be stupid, immature or unhealthy
3) Tell me what you really think but keep your crazy to yourself

I will never find all three of these qualities in one female, much less any of the other qualities. Basically if you judge females by their character you will never fail to be disappointed.

[Anonymous 11]

Great list of 16 excuses on how to get any woman to start banging the cable guy if she’s not already doing it.  All you have to do is fail even one of them by the rules of female logic.  No thanks, I’ll pass on all of them.

“What a woman wants!, What a woman wants!”  I’m sick and tired of what these narcissistic modern women want. How about the rules of what I want? Very simple:

1) If you ever want a new dick, politely dump me first and don’t harp at me for the next 6 months.

2) Don’t expect me to watch your vapid TV shows with you unless you’re willing to watch John Wayne movies with me.

3) Quit complaining about everything around you.  The world does not rotate around your ass.

There 3 simple rules submitted for all you womyn lurkers to ponder.

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

@chauvanistPig – Good points all man!!  I would like to toss one on the heap:   4.  Swallow, then demand more of where that cum from.

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Anonymous 11]

@unecumbered:

Consider it done:

4)  Swallow, then demand more of where that cum from.  While your face is pushed into my pubic bone, then you’re gone.  Before you walk out the door, bring me a beer and get Sands of Iwo Jima fired up on my big screen too.

I just love watching feminists lose it when ya’ mention The Duke to them.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Krab_Ass wrote:

1. Saying “I love you” immediately before, during, or following sex doesn’t count.

A woman once said “thank you” after an apparently much-needed orgasm.
I’m like “honey, it’s sex. Not a soup kitchen”.
Just like “i love you”, I suppose her thanks doesn’t count.

I have 3 very basic “rules” which ask virtually nothing from other humans:

1. Respect my time and property.
2. I gotta be having FUN. I can be a good friend when times are tough, but if I’m not enjoying being around you, I’m out.
3. Be direct. I’m not interested in being a f~~~ing mind reader.

I expect the same from my guy friends, but however low you lower the floor of expectation for a woman, you can always count on her to fall below it.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[ShotDunyunParticipant 17]

Keymaster wrote:

1. Respect my time and property.
2. I gotta be having FUN. I can be a good friend when times are tough, but if I’m not enjoying being around you, I’m out.
3. Be direct. I’m not interested in being a f~~~ing mind reader.

I expect the same from my guy friends, but however low you lower the floor of expectation for a woman, you can always count on her to fall below it.

THIS

[KeymasterKeymaster]

It’s OK I helped you. Smiling here. I probably should have waited until you were done. Just select the text you want to quote, and click QUOTE . It will conveniently wrap it for you into your reply. Try it and highlight /select a sentence from this. Then click QUOTE (top right of the post you are quoting from) and it will be in your reply box. Then just add underneath it.

There is also a plain “TEXT” tab on the right when composing. This will give consistent results and remove unwanted weird characters.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

I only want three things from a woman, I’m not greedy!
1.F~~~-off
2.go-f~~~-yourself
3. never return
With that said, I can comment with a clear mind…

Who the f~~~ does this “C~~~” think she is! A couple of years in my incarceration cage, with intense “be a woman training” would only be a waste of my time and effort! If I were successful in breaking down, and tearing her ass off my throne, she’d only revert in a couple of days after watching television, even if were restricted to so called “manly programming”.

Any douche bag, pussy-puff, taking notes from her, and thinking it’s gospel, is headed to certain doom, agony, and head-f~~~ed…

F~~~ that, I’ll put her to work digging out my atomic bomb shelter, and In the event “atomic fallout” when I’m finished with her, she goes in the cage above ground, outside, with a make shift dust funnel over the cage. I go in the shelter, my life continues without so-much as a hiccup…….

P.S. any of you guys nearby are welcome to my shelter, Ignore the whining, begging, and screaming bitch in the cage on the roof, she’s doomed no matter what anyway………

[BrianParticipant 87]

Unencumbered, that was art!  Thank you!

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

You are welcome Brian K.   Also – welcome to the Red Pill Society, aka – MGTOW.   For anyone taking blue pills – they make your pecker pucker.  The red pill is where it is at baby!!

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

Swallow.  Yeah.  Swallowing proves your love, just like the real diamond ring is supposed to.  Effort in results in effort out.  The next time I see a huge engagement ring, I will think to myself “Swallows paid off”

I really like the blue pill / red pill analogy.  Very funny that Viagra is a little blue pill, because if you take one, your own probe will involuntarily attempt to connect itself to a female receptacle – reinserting you into the matrix of deception.

So poetic.

BVC

 

BVC

 

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

@bigvikingchef – your prose is AWESOME!  I don’t know if you just made that analogy up but it is well said.

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

@unencumbered  I can’t take credit for any of it, but it is so damn funny that it rings true.  LOL

 

“It’s funny ’cause it’s true” – Everybody

 

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

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