What was the name of your first crush, and what do you think happened to her?

[Anonymous 43]

The first girl I liked was named Megan, when I was 5 I thought I was going to marry her. It broke my heart when I moved away.

I think today she has been married 3 times, works at a grocery store and has a broken Honda Civic in her driveway. She takes the bus to work.

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

Her name was Jenny, and we both liked bald pussy. We had so much in common.
She moved back home, Kansas I think….

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[Remove me!Participant]

Her name was Rebecca. She was the preachers daughter, and we played doctor. First time I got to see a butthole so close.

It was the 80’s and a great time to be alive. She’s now married with three kids. And her butthole is probably not as nice.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[MusclecarGolferParticipant 636]

Her name? Kim. Back in 2008, I thought I hit the gold mine as she didn’t have any kids (and didn’t want any), and was never married (she was 38 at the time). She had that next-door look (a lot like Penelope Cruz), but hinted to some serious whorish tendencies in the bedroom; I never found out, which was probably a good thing so she couldn’t play a victim/rape card on me. By the way, we were coworkers, which only helped doom us being a successful couple, not that we ever would’ve gone the distance. I any event, at that time, she perfectly-fit my preconceived-notion of what my “ideal” woman. Nonetheless, she dumped me 6 months later, in her work cube no less, and weeks later, transferred to another department.

What happened to her? Well, she had a hysterectomy (before we dated), so she couldn’t be “surprised” with any ankle-biters, but she probably got some rides from a Chad, or ten. She has to have already hit the wall as she was closing-in when we were together back in 2008.

However, I did some investigation and found out where she is currently working. but will not go try and catch a glimpse; there’s no reason and I have better things to do.

I could add some more tales about her behaviors, but trust me when I write that she definitely had the foundation for a Grade-A, Class-1 psycho-bitch title; I only saw snip-its, but I think she had the capacity to pull a “May 7, 2020” on me, minus the kids. Good riddance to her.

[Anonymous 7]

Sherry and she became a junkie.
A first teenage crush was Holly. I suspect she pushed out some womb goblins, got fat and divorced raped a dude or two.

Oh, and Angela. She got fat in middle school.

[black_knightParticipant 2602]

I was 9, and her name was Sabrina. She was 12. It was a huge romantic crush, and was a new expereince for me. Now she’d be 42, so probably a divorced grandmother with 3 kids and weighing 16 stone (224 pounds).

[chirParticipant]

Sue, crushed hard at 11. Saw her 2 years ago. She pulled the pin on at least a dozen fat grenades.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Anonymous 12]

My first proper crush was a girl called Tania. She most likely got married, had kids and got fat.

I would say most the girls I liked in some way when I was a kid became bogan housewives.

I did see one on Facebook a few years back she is a Leftard nurse now politcal agendas galore.

When I saw her face I wondered why I liked her so much back then.

I always hoped to find one of my crushes working in a beothel or strip club or even just a girl I went to school with but has never happened.

[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

Jeeze, I’ve never told anyone this, but my first crush was in 2nd grade to a girl named Sunny. Never knew what happened to her. She just disappeared one day. Her father worked pretty high up in the government and up and moved them overnight. There’s literally no trace of her online either through social media or even government registrars and national school records. Pretty f~~~ing freaky.

After that I had a thing for a girl named Angela and another named Maxine, but I stopped being attracted to humans by the time I was around 10 years old so I never really cared about girls after that.

[AstroParticipant 2045]

Laura, when I lived in Kalamazoo, Michigan and I was 9-10 years old. She was the first girl I kissed, repeatedly. I still feel bad for kicking another kids ass because she said he was bothering her. When I told her my family was moving, she didn’t know how to say goodbye so she punched me and ran away. I have no idea what happened to her.

My high school sweetheart was named Mary in Georgia. We went to the Sadie Hawkins dance and our first dance was to AC/DC’s “Highway To Hell”. I should have understood the omen to that song, I think AC/DC was trying to tell me something. I heard she became an anorexic basket case after she hit the wall at 25 years old but she was never right in the head when I look back.

[foolsgoldParticipant 5649]

Judy. She was our student aid in 5th grade. When she wore a skirt we seemed to drop our pencil often. She married a simp and had 4 kids with him. She then divorce raped him. The game never changes. Just the players.

[VerusParticipant 965]

My first crush was Jeanette in junior high. She was really cute, we were classmates when we were about 13. When she figured out I had a crush on her she and her friends teased me mercilessly. She’d be about 55 now. Found her on Facebook – she looks great for her age, still has a beautiful smile, nice figure. Had 4 kids and either divorced or widowed and remarried. Apparently graduated from culinary school and living the dream in an upscale part of California. Or so it would appear in the Facebook version of her life.

[bladeParticipant]

Reminiscing over pussy . OH THESE ARE TERRIBLE TIMES we are in .

Anonymous wrote:

think today she has been married 3 times, works at a grocery store and has a broken Honda Civic in her driveway. She takes the bus to work.

Lets not bulls~~~ here bro but have you been stalking her masturbating over what can be .

You are been tempted my brother by satan . Yep she is taking the guise of a human being and she is probably a hermaphrodite .

This will stop the visions for now .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Hahahaha

Elizabeth, we grow up toguether from kinder garden, when puberty hit I was a dark horse with good grades and she was whoring out with all the bad guys who bullied me, she even laughed at me, (take into consideration this is third world bullying wich means beatings, all kind of abuse, trying to throw me down from second floor and turning my head on fire once).

Fast forward 19 years, the bullies? Half is dead by drug related problems, the others are broken ass nobody’s.

My crush? Married to a loser, has two kids, she attempted to have my favor a few times after I divorced, last week sends me a wasap, we had a small conversation, I shared some redpills, her answer:

“It is true, we women are insane, we never value good men”

That was it.

She wasn’t the only one from my past that tried to throw a line, all over 30 fat hags with two or three kids, a thousand miles on the c~~~ carrousel, probably a few STD and now they want a traveled, full fledge doctor…

Hahahaha yeah right.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[HitmanParticipant]

laquandanisha…
at 10 she was sucking dick for a dollar.
later…
like 6 months later,
she gave birth to twins that the state paid for.
full time crack whore,
made a living trading food stamps for beer.
8 kids and 8 babies daddy’s…
got a gold tooth with a diamond in it up front.
lord i miss her……

[bladeParticipant]

Remove me! wrote:

butthole so close.

Remove me! wrote:

And her butthole is probably not as nice.

F~~~ bro you must love arseholes

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

It was at the kindergarten in 1988. Her name was Alyona. I just hope she is alright in 2018 😀

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Doris.

When I refused to f~~~ her in high school because I knew she was a baby factory and I’d end up a father, she went out and found someone else who would f~~~ her.

He did. She got pregnant. By now she’s probably got four or five and her body is undoubtedly WRECKED.

That’s when I decided to get a vasectomy.

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

Mid 80s and her name was Stephanie.

Whilst friendly, she banged her way through the rugby team (I was a nerd, so didn’t get a look in).

I heard in the mid 90s that she had a couple of kids.

In the 2000s I heard that she had been divorced twice and was working her way through number three.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[KevinStylesParticipant 2580]

Kim, no idea what happened to her but I assume she’s post-wall huge with a brood of kids like most women ‘my’ age tend to be.

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