What to give a liberal for her birthday?

[Anonymous 43]

Follow Michael Obummer’s example, boxed wine, Metamucil, push-up handles and a Barack Obama Chia pet.

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/371776-michelle-obama-to-frightened-americans-all-we-have-is-hope

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

A cat.

A dildo.

A dildo shaped like a cat.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Anonymous 54]

What the hell are they so afraid of?
This is the weirdest s~~~ Ive seen in my entire life.

[WPLParticipant 2390]

I’m not a big fan of either major political party, but —

“…lead with hope and not fear”? Well, I used to have my own small business — until the “Affordable” Care Act put me out of business. But… Big, Scary President Trump is cutting taxes, which will have a direct and positive effect on my financial well-being.

So, the Democrats can shove their Hope where the sun don’t shine, and I’ll stick with “Fear”.

And please, don’t force an innocent cat to live with a liberal… animals can feel pain, too.

[Blood AxeParticipant 1179]

Bag of dogs~~~

Back off Barbie!

[BoBParticipant 823]

I’d say a nice, tight-fitting hat… to keep what remains of her brains in her brain-pan.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22515]

Anonymous wrote:

Follow Michael Obummer’s example, boxed wine, Metamucil, push-up handles and a Barack Obama Chia pet.

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/371776-michelle-obama-to-frightened-americans-all-we-have-is-hope

Nothing. She doesn’t need anything from you as a strong and independent woman. She will just find a way to be offended by anything you’d give her.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

The poor frightened victims. Their vivid imaginations are overwhelming their common sense. We have safe spaces reserved for them in nearby sanctuary citys.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Give her one of these..

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Hope and change.
“You hope there is some change left in your pocket once Obama takes his hand out of it.”

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Psychiatry gift card good for 10 free sessions.

[Anonymous 0]

Nothing
She will find some way to blame you
And then she will blame you for giving her nothing
No way to win, guys

[Anonymous 54]

FrostByte wrote:

Their vivid imaginations are overwhelming their common sense.

Yes. Its bizzar.
I really have never seen anything like this.
They have terrorized them selves.

[AttonParticipant]

A manual vacuum uterine aspirator.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

What the hell are they so afraid of?

Losing taxpayer funded goodies they don’t deserve to get in the first place.

Theirs is the fear of the naughty child who knows it’s going to be sent to bed without dessert.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9547]

A protest sign; a pink pussy hat.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Anonymous 3]

solitary confinement in a padded cell

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

How about a MAGA hat? Make it an outfit and add a Hillary for prison t-shirt.

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[sjt1975Participant 2536]

A muzzle?

[MonkParticipant 16988]

Notice of her deportation to the Congo.

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