What the Hell was I Thinking

[APSuessParticipant 49]

I owe each and every fellow MGTOW a sincere apology and humbly beg forgiveness.

When the opportunity came up to spend four days in Florida with a 23 year old beauty I had befriended, I took it.

Yes, I, a 59 year old retired man in a moment of MGTOW weakness, believed such an opportunity should not be avoided.

What the hell was I thinking.

Naked, she could easily bring a corpse back from the dead. The gun ended there. Intimacy sucked. Not unlike making love to a dead fish.

Attempts to impress me with her intelligence were nothing short of laughable. Sure, she knew everything about the Kardashians, but not a thing about who was running for President.

Worst of all, it was nothing but four days of inane, vapid, senseless, and moronic chatter. Nothing but a…..um….er….bite of food in her mouth would shut her up. God help me.

I’m home now, lesson having been learned. Why isn’t there a MGTOW Crisis Hotline?

There are two rules for success: 1. Never tell everything you know.

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

APSuess wrote:

Why isn’t there a MGTOW Crisis Hotline?

that’s a f~~~in brilliant idea!

APSuess wrote:

I owe each and every fellow MGTOW a sincere apology and humbly beg forgiveness.

we forgive you brotha. We all make mistakes from time to time. At least you recognize that what you did was not a good idea.

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[EekParticipant 1162]

Blue Skies wrote:

APSuess wrote:

Why isn’t there a MGTOW Crisis Hotline?

that’s a f~~~in brilliant idea!

/chat/ ?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

APSuess wrote:

Sure, she knew everything about the Kardashians, but not a thing about who was running for President.

I know the type. She could tell me everything about Britney’s “drunk” VMA performance but thought “separate the eggs” on a recipe card means pushing them apart on the counter.

APSuess wrote:

Why isn’t there a MGTOW Crisis Hotline?

There should be an app for that.

Something like an emergency dose of redpill / shake your phone… and then it talks you down from a ledge like “OK YOU DON’T WANNA DO THIS MAN!!! JUST DROP THE FEMALE AND BACK AWAY!! NOBODY NEEDS TO DIE TODAY!!!!”

We should totally make that…..

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RoyDalParticipant]

APSuess wrote:

Naked, she could easily bring a corpse back from the dead.

Can’t blame you. In fact, I understand perfectly.

Once upon a time, I was being treated for an STD. (The antibiotics worked, by the way.) The (male) physician’s assistant asked me, “was it worth it?”

Well, it did seem “worth it” at the time. But only at the time. I stopped repeating that mistake. We learn, we grow.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[EekParticipant 1162]

Keymaster wrote:

There should be an app for that.

Something like an emergency dose of redpill / shake your phone… and then it talks you down from a ledge like “OK YOU DON’T WANNA DO THIS MAN!!! JUST DROP THE FEMALE AND BACK AWAY!! NOBODY NEEDS TO DIE TODAY!!!!”

We should totally make that…..

I have been spending a good deal of time the last 3 months developing an Android app….

[Lone Wolf83Participant 825]

Through experience, we learn from our mistakes. An idiot does not learn from his own mistakes.

If it has tits or tires, you know you're going to have problems.

[EekParticipant 1162]

Could have the app take a picture of the female in question then “age” them 20 years. Then pop up… “Not Worth it Man”

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

Eek wrote:

Could have the app take a picture of the female in question then “age” them 20 years. Then pop up… “Not Worth it Man”

Also include a button that shows the money that could’ve been saved after 20 years along side the 20 year aging of the bitch.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

Go easy on yourself. I’m close to your age and can attest to the allure of a hot young women. We are wired that way – fertile, healthy young women trigger a visceral response in our brains.
You learned the best way, I think, because now you truly know what lies behind the hot body, pert t~~~ and tight ass. A vacuous mind – full of modern day media induced garbage. As the years go by, sure I still look when I see a young woman walk past, but I know better now. Nature did this to insure the survival of our species. Notice how the attraction quickly fades after they crash through the wall.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Eek wrote:

Could have the app take a picture of the female in question then “age” them 20 years. Then pop up… “Not Worth it Man”

Mr. Spock wrote:

Also include a button that shows the money that could’ve been saved after 20 years along side the 20 year aging of the bitch.

Genius. X2

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

Hey APSuess, thanks for letting me know! I have no regrets now for refusing an 18yo who gave me c~~~ stare followed by a titty rub about 4 years ago. later on I found out she was a whore with a drug problem but with a body that that shocked my lizard brain back to life. Now I’m glad for two reasons! C~~~ whore and probably a dead-fish-f~~~!

Thanks for dissolving my only regret for not hitting that s~~~ up!

[Anonymous 18]

Dude say what you may – at 59 – to bang a pussy – 36 years younger – and later regret it is f~~~ing sweet.

LMAO @ the betas in her friend zone.

1 used tuna back in the infested feminist waters.

[Anonymous 43]

lol never take a chick on a road trip. never again.

The whining and bitching will last the entire trip.
Bathroom breaks, can’t be silent, and can’t navigate.

I talked to a man at a gas station. He just bought a red Corvette convertible. I told him I wanted one some day. He said get the right seat delete option, his woman bitches about the wind screwing up her hair, and she’s been playing games on her phone for the past 600 miles while he enjoys his dream car. I said, just take off…leave her in the s~~~ter.

He laughed the rest of the time he filled his tank. He moved his car to another pump, to trick his woman I think. OR maybe he was gonna go for it…Freedom is a pedal push away.

[HitmanParticipant]

make the app !
make the app !
make the app !
.
in case you were wondering if you should make an app for that ..
i think you should ,
MAKE THE APP !!!

[Duke TogoParticipant 2664]

Keymaster wrote:

Eek wrote:

Could have the app take a picture of the female in question then “age” them 20 years. Then pop up… “Not Worth it Man”

Mr. Spock wrote:

Also include a button that shows the money that could’ve been saved after 20 years along side the 20 year aging of the bitch.

Genius. X2

Add a nag / idle chit chat function that gets louder progressively the longer you keep it on.

[GrumpyParticipant]

APSuess wrote:

Why isn’t there a MGTOW Crisis Hotline?

ring ring ring…
Good Evening, welcome to the MGTOW Hotline..
Please note that our selections may change at any time by direction of The Partriarchy(tm)

Please choose one of the following options..

Press 1 for cost/benefit analysis reminders.
Press 2 for The latest Divorce statistics.
Press 3 for the latest STD statistics.
Press 4 for a reminder on how little you actually mean to a woman, an how much your wallet means more to them.
Press 5 for the most recent false allegations reports selection menu
Press 6 for the MG-Tower/Sidecar/ILA/RoyDal pep talk.
Press 7 for the Unicorn qualifier standards list.
Press 8 for the local Suicide Hotline for your area- Due to being a man, you WILL be placed on hold.
Press 9 for support from Keymaster

Please press *1 (Star 1) if this in an emergency and a tactical extraction team will be dispatched immediately- this is going to get ugly

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[President CamachoParticipant 941]

That’s pure gold Grumpy. Number 8 in particular had me in stitches.

A Western marriage that survives in the current year is an act of mercy and compassion by the woman.

[HammerheadParticipant 362]

APSuess,
I’m about your age, and enjoy sex with a female now and then. So, I groomed a much younger (15 years) woman for quite awhile, slowing building the tension. She recently got to the point where her hamster couldn’t handle the suspense any longer, and asked me out. After three inexpensive dates, she was all over me, has been willing to do anything since then, and has spent many hours screwing my brains out. After many of these dates, my main thought is: “Damn, I’m tired.” And yes, she has a cat. (Surprise!)
My mistake? Dating a woman who lives locally…or just maybe, dating at ALL.

[Nathan R. JessepParticipant 1102]

Hammerhead wrote:

APSuess,
I’m about your age, and enjoy sex with a female now and then. So, I groomed a much younger (15 years) woman for quite awhile, slowing building the tension. She recently got to the point where her hamster couldn’t handle the suspense any longer, and asked me out. After three inexpensive dates, she was all over me, has been willing to do anything since then, and has spent many hours screwing my brains out. After many of these dates, my main thought is: “Damn, I’m tired.” And yes, she has a cat. (Surprise!)
My mistake? Dating a woman who lives locally…or just maybe, dating at ALL.

I know a guy about your age who is a pilot and has a 40 year old woman in every city waiting for him. When I hear his stories I’m amazed how desperate they all are. They all know he’s banging these other women but they all think they’re ‘the one’ that he’s going to settle down and marry someday. Absolutely delusional.

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