What PRANKS have you pulled?

[Anonymous 42]

I don’t believe this subject has come up before, so here it is, just wondering what pranks have you pulled?

We have Sky-O with empty condom wrappers, and me feeding kids wax earplugs in another thread, therefore I thought this topic would be INTERESTING!

We all know why I created this topic in the litter box. If you don’t know why, you probably don’t belong here.

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

When I was in year 5, back in school, the teacher brought in a jar of rotten egg gas. My friend and I snuck back into the classroom during lunch time and opened the jar and snuck back out. When the class re-assembled, after lunch, the entire classroom stunk. Rule #1 for teachers…don’t don’t bring rotten egg gas into class.

Back in highschool, a science classmate and I put a dead spider in a chick’s school diary, on the same page as the marker ribbon, and closed it. Usually these diaries are used to write down homework before the class finishes. The chick opened her diary and screamed.

When I was in year 3, back in school, I remember one time when our teacher told us students NOT to play in the store room, which was adjacent to the classroom, because it had a dead lock. My curiosity got the best of me and I asked a classmate to come check out the store room at the beginning of lunch time. He went in and I closed the door. He was stuck in there for the entire duration of lunch.

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[bladeParticipant]

This week i decided i would join the crew in covering up the mess after my kid getting a knock at the door by 2 detectives in her safe zone while my other kid is left in the house of horror with her mum and mangina .

So they want to go down one road on prosecution and couple of other goverment departments are pushing me to go down another due to blame shoving . Then a couple of politicians have decided what little i showed them that shocked them have now trying to pass ball to other ministers . So what the f~~~ . Getting confused on what i am at the moment . F~~~in joke

I have been ringing them all up helping them get there corruption together . I want to know what path we are on with the corruption to cover this s~~~ up and we need to work as a team on this .

Sometimes when i feal some dv comming on i ring the dv help lines and treat it like i have a cold . F~~~ i had one bitch weeks ago try and talk me into a f~~~in course . Even told it how i was stabbed by the ex lol . Got of that call quick it back fired .

Staring at the odd manginas masters and stare at there pussies if there in bike pants thats a blast .

Jewellery shop i am done there because one of the local chad chasers blew that for me .

Get these fake dollar notes from a cheap shop that are kids play notes that i fold up the 50 dollar note and it looks real when folded wright and toss them on the ground just a bit away from where i sit for s~~~s and giggles . Bit of powder in a baggy if ya got junkies in ya hood .

A certain lady on the radio that is a feminist and a real c~~~ of air i dont mind giving the odd call in . Lol

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 42]

My friend’s house was next to the school yard, in winter he cut out the pictures of coins from a school book that were the same size as real coins and color photo print. He froze the cut out paper slugs to the sidewalk pouring water over them. Not one kid walked by them without stopping and checking them out to find out they weren’t real.

Hey Blade, the messenger that blows the whistle on corruption goes down in history as being the guy that whistles when he farts. Like a squeeze toy! I can fart the star spangle banner, note for note! I play it like a harmonica!

[bladeParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

can fart the star spangle banner, note for note!

Land down under will be a challenge i guess .

Superglue coins on the side walk is a oldy but a goody . Super glue i love that s~~~ . Good for locks as well

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 42]

blade wrote:

Superglue coins on the side walk is a oldy but a goody . Super glue i love that s~~~ . Good for locks as well

I’ll leave the seat down so they’re not suspicious of the supper glue…

[MusclecarGolferParticipant 636]

When I worked at an auto dealership, I affixed a sign on one of the mechanics that read, “50% off all blowjobs – today only!” It made it’s way onto about three other mechanics before being destroyed.

Also at the dealership, during the summer when certain employees would park their cars adjacent to the new stock and the customer’s cars inside the lot, we (I and a few others) would target random employees and smear grease under their door handles and windshield wipers (and then turn their windshield wipers switch on so the wipers would run a few cycles when the key was first put in the ignition before the employee knew what was happening).

I also put a bumper sticker on the wash-rack kid’s car that read, “I love little boys’ butts.” What’s funny is that I put it on his car on a Friday afternoon and it was still on when he drove back in on Monday.

In the office nowadays (different job), I’ve glued-down various stationary items on a few folks – staplers, mice, pens, etc. Also, putting tape over the sensor on the mouse (underside) works well. I’ve also disconnected a few keyboards and even saran-wrapped an entire cubicle, which included the PC, chair, and zig-zagging from one side of the cubicle to the other.

Another excellent one is running clear packaging tape up and down the edges of cabinets and drawers (along the edges) – watching the person fidget over whether the lock is working properly is priceless. I did that a few times at the dealership on a few vehicles too.

[Anonymous 6]

Ohh man where do i start. Some of these i was involved with, some i wasn’t.

At work, we opened this guys phone in his office and put tape over the receiver end and closed it back up. So whenever he used the phone, he could talk, but he couldn’t hear what people were saying. He was yelling on the phone all day.

That same guy, he’s a Trump supporter. So one day we put Hillary Clinton pictures all over his desk. In Every drawer, in every cabinet, even made his screensaver on his computer Hillary Clinton.

That same guy, we changed the keys on his keyboard. So he was typing wrong all day.

Another guy, he bought a mouse from Amazon. It was remote control, he scared the secretary.

That same guy, put plastic roaches everywhere in the secretary’s office. She screamed quite loudly.

I put a picture of bigfoot in the supervisor’s office.

Man those were good times.

[Anonymous 42]

My father (practical joker) threw a pack of firecrackers in the bathroom while his friend (shell shocked jittery war vet) was taking a s~~~, The s~~~ never made it in the toilet!

[Anonymous 11]

I gave a friend’s name to the Scientologists as a joke. They dogged him for years. He’s still perplexed, and I never told him I did it. It got so bad that I regretted doing it.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

It got so bad that I regretted doing it.

And that is why this topic was started in the litter box, backfire’s a bitch!

[Anonymous 8]

I was a teenager when Jackass came out that s~~~ was like an epidemic, Fight Club came out around the same time so Project Mayhem was an inspiration.

Super Soakers filled with yellow food coloring.
Shaving cream on the face of anyone who passed out at a party.
Stink bombs during school dances.

When I was in junior high I failed music class because I refused to sing showtunes. A buddy of mine ran into the teacher outside of school and found out where she lived. Watching her panic as she stomped out the flaming bag of dogs~~~ on her porch was good, but the way she started shouting obscenities and shaking her fist afterwards was priceless. We were laughing so hard she heard us, even though we were hiding across the street a half a block away.

I could go on, but to be anymore specific would be imprudent.

These were all immature stunts which I would not condone today, but back then I was bad news and I really didn’t know any better I was just told I did.

My favorite prank is from the fight club book, where one of the assignments is to print up 1000 copies of a sticker for a fictional organization D.D.A.M. (Drunk Drivers Against Mothers) and attach them to random vehicles. My sense of humor is deranged like that.

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

A coworker had an empty fish tank (“Big” had died some years back and tank remained empty)

One day I bought some fish at pet smart and put them in his fish tank.

A week or so later he noticed fish in his tank and about s~~~ himself.

Peace brothers

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

in college I was in a dorm and my 3rd floor was “warring” with the basement.

We flushed all 110 toilets at precisely 11pm in an attempt to flood the basement. But, nothing appeared to happen so we went to bed.

When we woke up the next morning the local news was reporting that the city water main had broken and every basement in the city had flooded.

Oops

Peace brothers

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

My father had a good one.

He was in the coast guard and was the company clerk (like radar O’Reilly)

A lifer officer transitioned into their unit and basically made their lives miserable. My father said that he should have gone into a real military branch if he wanted to play real army.

Anyway, things went south and the officer learned that you don’t mess with the company clerk.

He probably figured it out when he stepped off the plane in Alaska with no official transfer papers, no pay records and no personnel file in existence.

That was the last thing my dad did before shipping out.

By the way, my father never told us this story. The quartermaster came to our house 20 years later to thank my dad for transferring him to Hawaii. And, told us the rest of the story.

Peace brothers

[TheAnchor808Participant 15]

My friends and I bought 4 pigs from a local farm and painted each with different numbers; 1, 2, 4, and 5. We released them in the school and let them run wild. The faculty spent all day gathering them up. Then spent the rest of the day trying to locate the one with the number “3”. Haha good times

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