What my father told me about going to an Elvis Presley concert

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Back in the day my brothers and friends would go to Van Halen, Foghat, AC/DC concerts, etc.

One time after a concert we arrived back home and we’re all jacked up (excited) about whatever show and we were telling my dad all about it.

We wondered why he’d never go with us. He replied, “did any of the women rip off their clothes while screaming?” “No”, we answered.

He began his story:
Well he was in the military back in the early 60’s and the governor of this state had called up the national Guard and active military to help out at a Elvis concert. He went.

He told us that when Elvis came out on stage and belted the first lick, half of the women fainted straight away. The other half ripped off their clothes and thru bras, etc toward the stage.

My father manned a canvas Gurney and they would skip land whales and hone in on naked beauties. They’d cart them to the first aid tent, give them smelling salt, and watch them run back to the show.

My father also used this event to instruct us about women’s human nature.
1. There were zero, none, nada husband, boy friend, Chad anywhere in site.
2. Every single female did exactly the same thing. Full on slut mode.
3. Watching thousands of titties bounce up and down is fantastic.
4. It’s hard to find your clothes after two hours of jumping around with a thousand other sluts.
5. None of these women had a problem when they returned home.
6. All women are like that.
7. ?

Anyway, after that I knew why my dad always cracked a smile and stared out into space when an Elvis song came on the radio.

Peace brothers

[HitmanParticipant]

nice..
must have been good to be the king ..

[joetechParticipant]

I remember watching a show about Fabian when I was growing up. The women mobbed him at the back stage door, and by the time he had made it to the car the women had torn his shirt off. I thought it was a bit erotic watching women tear a guy’s clothes off. I never saw that kind of stuff at any of the concerts I went to in the 70’s and beyond.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[NerdtasticParticipant 194]

A Mel Brooks quote? Have a star hitman.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Have you ever seen what women do to a male stripper?

No ‘mans’ club or men would ever do that to a female stripper.

Women are uncontrollable savages when in a pack.

That uncontrolled savagery is now fully endorsed by the legal and social systems.

[SNUZParticipant 114]

He is the King for a reason.

Justin Bieber, even with his 80+ million Twitter followers, couldn’t hold a candle to Elvis Presley when it comes to wooing the girls. There was a reason why Elvis had to “leave the building” before the audience had any idea the concert was over.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

SNUZ wrote:

He is the King for a reason.

Justin Bieber, even with his 80+ million Twitter followers, couldn’t hold a candle to Elvis Presley when it comes to wooing the girls. There was a reason why Elvis had to “leave the building” before the audience had any idea the concert was over.

No s~~~. Elvis was a man, even joined the military. Bieber is o total victim, raised by a single mother…. Surprise

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Anonymous 54]

To even Say Elvis Presly and Justin diaper or what ever his name is in the same sentence Please….

[SNUZParticipant 114]

Anonymous wrote:

To even Say Elvis Presly and Justin diaper or what ever his name is in the same sentence Please….

No kidding. I was just comparing then to now. The “Beliebers” today are too busy looking at their smart phones every waking second to have even the slightest grip on reality.

And don’t forget, before Elvis, there was Ricky Nelson, the original “teen idol” (even though Elvis who came after, far surpassed his popularity).

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

Throwing a bra onstage? How ladylike.

I’ll bet these are the same young women that call men perverts for trying to kiss them and squeeze their t~~~ on the first date. “I’m not that kind of a woman!”

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[joetechParticipant]

They used to throw panties and hotel room keys, too.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 54]

At Tom Jones concerts old broads throw there depends at him!

[Anonymous 54]

Unknown Elvis fact. In one of his 60 movies he made ( he coulndt get out of the contract ) he played a race driver.They put him in the car for some camera shots. Alot of the big name drivers of the day were in the movie. Elvis is out there makeing laps with the big boys and guess what? Elvis could drive!!!! He was running with the leaders!! They all said if he had raced for a living, he would have been famous for that instead!!

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Yeah, he said hundreds of women were crushing to push up to the front of stage. Clawing, scratching, ripping, you name it. He was surprised that not one person died getting trampled.

My father actually felt sorry for Elvis. He knew that he would never know peace and serenity. But, damn I’d say, what a view he had.

Peace brothers

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

DorkShit wrote:

1. There were zero, none, nada husband, boy friend, Chad anywhere in site.

No s~~~ sherlock why would the girls want their boyfriends to find out about the time Elvis saw their t~~~? also imagine the word spreading around the community when the one male Elvis fan saw all that? for one he probably would go mgtow after that one and second he would be spreading the word around town about what happened.

DorkShit wrote:

4. It’s hard to find your clothes after two hours of jumping around with a thousand other sluts.

Its similar to find the guy without bruises after the Anthrax concert of course there are a few pussy’s in the back who did not get punched, shoved or kicked but everyone else has bruises.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[RennieParticipant]

It’s sad what happened to Elvis. 20th century legend.

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