What men need to learn from 50 Shades of Grey: A mangina writes

[numbCruncherParticipant 772]

A mangina has helpfully provided a list of what men need to learn from “50 shades of Grey”

The link below will redirect to his article without improving his search engine position – I strongly recommend you use “www.donotlink.com” for all these kinds of links;

http://www.donotlink.com/hrmt

It turns out that Mr Grey’s ripped abs and billion-dollar bank account are NOT what attracts the ladies. Strange how they still included these in the book and movie and all the adverts and posters though.

To save you the bother of puking your sammich in disgust, I will summarise:

1. Single minded attention: Mr Grey focusses 100% on his “submissive” Anastasia. He ignores everything and everyone else when she is around. HIs billion-dollar business presumably runs autonomously.
2. He craves her unapologetically. He is always in control of his sexual desire, but just barely. A rapist, but not a rapist.
3. He is driven. “The external markers of success and health speak to his unrelenting drive and passion for what he does in his life.” The fact that women drool over his body is just an indicator of how deeply they appreciate his personality.
4. Love and affection: When Christian isn’t tying up/spanking/flogging Anastasia, he frequently holds her, caresses her, adores her, and kisses her on the forehead. He is strong, and soft. Aggressive and sweet. He is all things in an ever-changing hurricane of masculine energy. Right.
5. He is decisive.
6. He is always in control of himself. (subject to point 2 above)
7. He is willing to be vulnerable (subject to point 6 above).

In conclusion, the mangina tells us:

“it would be so easy to scoff at this book and say “This is an impossible level of greatness to achieve… these kinds of guys don’t exist in real life.” …. but I have several friends in my social circle that come very close to how he is described.

I have one friend under 35 who has completed over 10 IronMan competitions, runs a massively successful home based business and is one of the greatest husbands and fathers that anyone could ever hope for.

I have another friend who wrote and published over 20 books by the time he was 25 years old (while living with his beautiful wife in Hawaii).

And yet another friend who worked at Apple for over a decade, owns and flies his own aircraft (just like Christian Grey), is a former pro-surfer, and is one of the sweetest and most loyal men on the face of this planet.

So there you have it gentlemen. Strive to be a super-sensitive billionaire athlete, write 20 books before you’re 25, become a perfectly loyal pro-surfing pilot, or run 10 Iron Man marathons and start a massively successful business.

But never, EVER ask “what the f~~~ do I get in return?”.

You say "love is a temple, love the higher law" ...You ask me to enter, but then you make me crawl. And I can't be holding on to what you got, when all you got is hurt

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

You just listed their demands. What are a man’s demands? Don’t be fat.

“HOW DARE YOU HAVE SUCH HIGH STANDARDS! YOU NEED TO GET REAL!”

For real, women expect all this s~~~. No man on the face of the planet is all of these things. What did she bring to the relationship? Her pussy. The book is about them f~~~ing. This is what a woman brings, her pussy, which she values as much as a billionaire playboy. Lol, this is some funny s~~~. Women are delusional as all hell. The wall’s not going anywhere ladies. hahahahaha

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Good post

No, all you need is a few million and you’ll be a ten.

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[UntamedParticipant]

That mangina’s delusional and I always knew weemins live in some kind of fictional world where the whole universe revolves around their impossible fantasies and still more impossible demands while not even getting close to the notion of participating in paying off expenses or sticking to a monogamous lifestyle.
It’s no wonder a mangina would love that movie, it was made by feminists for c~~~-carousel riders and deluded post-Wall bitches.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

This mangina seems to be as much in love with this creep Grey as all the women. Put simply, he is rich, attractive and abusive. All the things women cannot resist in a man.

[Anonymous 12]

1. Single minded attention: Mr Grey is super wealthy and can offer a lifestyle that his victim can only dream of. She is obviously unsure and not that interested in his kinks, but he is rich. A contract is written and she shows how unsubmissive she is by making her own demands. Moral – Even being rich is not enough when you are a pervert.

2. He craves her unapologetically : He is a horny freak who will do anything to get off even kow tow to her bulls~~~ and become a complete mangina. But it’s ok because he is rich.

3. He is driven : He is rich.

4. Love and affection: He feels guilty for being a pervert.

5. He is decisive : He know’s he’s a pervert.

6. He is always in control of himself: He knows if he goes too far she will call the Police and sue him.

7. He is willing to be vulnerable: He will play the game to get what he wants.

Bottom line, if Mr Grey was a plumber from the suburbs, older, balding with a paunch he would be shamed relentlessly and the police called. Wealth makes it all more palatable.

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

The Grey character was a rapey stalker. And to boot, he was a p~~~ poor Dom. It was an embarassment even for a casual observer of the BDSM scene.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Untamed wrote:

That mangina’s delusional and I always knew weemins live in some kind of fictional world where the whole universe revolves around their impossible fantasies and still more impossible demands while not even getting close to the notion of participating in paying off expenses or sticking to a monogamous lifestyle.
It’s no wonder a mangina would love that movie, it was made by feminists for c~~~-carousel riders and deluded post-Wall bitches.

So true, and the fact that these books and movie are sooo popular with women reveals them for what they are.

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

Silverstone the Second wrote:

The wall’s not going anywhere ladies.

Actually, it’s getting closer as the girls blah-blah to each other at the Friday night wine & cats party.

Cue the “SPLAT” noise in 3…2…1… lol

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