What is the most ridiculous online dating experience you had?

[WhoreslayerParticipant 39]

Not the usual bitchy profiles, i mean the one that made you s~~~brix

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Why would a MGHOW be involved with on line dating? I don’t get the point of your post. Most MGTOW recognize that involvement with women in any situation is unproductive at best and dangerous at worst. So how/why would anyone who is MGTOW be online dating? Makes no sense.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Local divorced woman. Blond with big breasts. A decent f~~~. Crashed at her place.

Found a small unrecognized pending charge for a rental car company (charged online) on a credit card account I was looking at a day or so later.

Then I remembered her mentioning transportation issues… and managed to figure out the charge was for a local place within walking distance of her house.

Didn’t cost me a penny… I called the credit card company and they deleted the charge. She must have gone through my wallet while I was asleep after sex. WTF.

That was like 3 or 4 months after my cheating ex left. Just one more red pill consumed on the way to MGHOW.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

My experience dates back to 2009.

And there are a lot of stories I have not “unpacked” yet.

But they made me quit and cancel all accounts.

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Before MGTOW I met this girl at a family restaurant. We’re sitting at high top and out of the blue she says ‘I just got my nipples pierced’. I didn’t know what to say so I said something polite. Then she says ‘wanna see?’. I figured maybe she would show me in private so I said, ‘sure I would’. She pulled out these huge jugs and set them on the table. Another BSC woman.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[DocParticipant]

The most ridiculous expernce I had was when I pressed the ‘pay now for membership’ button.
NEVER AGAIN.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

FrostByte wrote:

Before MGTOW I met this girl at a family restaurant. We’re sitting at high top and out of the blue she says ‘I just got my nipples pierced’. I didn’t know what to say so I said something polite. Then she says ‘wanna see?’. I figured maybe she would show me in private so I said, ‘sure I would’. She pulled out these huge jugs and set them on the table. Another BSC woman.

No temptation to have her riding astride you, slapping those huge jugs on your face? LOL.

Too crazy for me, even.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[DocParticipant]

Huge t~~~ aren’t even attractive.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

None I was in that s~~~ 3 days.

And dropped it, 3000 over 35 worn out slut, I do not want a nasty desease.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[WhoreslayerParticipant 39]

Don’t think everyone was born a mgtow. Most of us have had a bad experience or rather a series of em.

[WhoreslayerParticipant 39]

Tell me she got arrested for public indecency. Or better yet, that you squeezed the s~~~ out of her boobs

[DocParticipant]

There is more to tell from my time in Brothels.

Man!! I met some characters there.
And laugh? Nearly paid my speeding fines.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Ranger One wrote:

No temptation to have her riding astride you, slapping those huge jugs on your face? LOL.

I figured if this was the first impression, it would only get worse.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[xanthineParticipant 4903]

Way too many of them to count. Most of them are ridiculous.

There was one who was literally twice as large as her pictures, she was tall and wore like 3 inch heels. When she stood up she physically dwarfed me. I literally just walked away.

One girl told me to pick her up after work. I waited like two hours in the restaurant where she worked because instead of just getting off she also had to close. Then also had to give her a ride home after that which was a long ass drive. I should have ditched her but i was young and stupid…and horny.

Most recently there was a girl who was already drunk when i got there. We went out for drinks and i only had a couple but she got absolutely blitzed. We took her car since i didnt know the area that well and i spent over an hour trying to find her car in freezing rain because she was too drunk. She was also being super obnoxious the whole time. She also kelt insisting that she should drive, she could barely even walk. She had rented out a hotel room for us but i just bolted as soon as i got her back.

I wish i could say those stories were isolated incidents but the truth is i have dozens maybe even hundreds of equally s~~~ty stories like that. Dating sucks.

[Anonymous 43]

just looking at my match account is traumatizing enough

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

A Tinder girl who liked to be p~~~ed on.

I must look like a filthy bastard. Women tell me allsorts.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Anonymous wrote:

just looking at my match account is traumatizing enough

That is a hilarious comment! LOL

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[shaunozParticipant 512]

One of the better profiles I saw – years ago – went like this:

Large-breasted daughter of brewery owner, loves cooking and cleaning, and then to be rewarded by sex, seeks man with traditional values whom she can obey.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I met a woman online once who was a roller derby chick. She was tall, slender and very attractive and we ended up going bowling which was a great way for me to admire her physicality while we had a few drinks and yukked it up over nothing in particular.

At the end of the date, though, I could tell she wasn’t really into me so as we walked out to the parking lot, I didn’t make any move to kiss her so she came closer and said “May as well see how it feels…” and kissed me.

Without any real desire from either of us, it was no big deal. So we never met again.

Not exactly ridiculous, but kind of made me wonder “what’s the point”?

[ButchiParticipant 88]

I dont have any s~~~brix experience, but back then when I tried that stuff, there were things that convinced me online dating is not even worth clicking your mouse once.

First of all, I deleted all landwhales. Why on earth would anyone do different, right?

Then the s~~~ hit the fan

– all profiles look the same
– there is nothing intelligent, funny or interesting to be found (I am beautiful, what else do you expect?)
– in every profile, there is at least one duckface, one bathroom-mirror and one half naked photo (for the guy from the upper 10%)
– right next to it you can see a note: I will not respond to any sex offers (unless you are from the upper 10%)
– that followed by some stupid quote (apparently this is mandatory)
– picture of a cat (I love animals so much)
– picture from a party with her uglier friends (Look at all the cows who will hate you because you did not pick one of them)
– text about her being sporty, active, strong and independent etc etc
– you are not allowed to write just Hi, it is basically an insult, because you did not try hard enough to raise her ego

After filtering this trash, you have like 20-30 potential objects left. You look at their profile and try to send them some kind of a funny, personalised message. Sorry, you are not upper 10%, means not worthy a single word. How rude is that?

I strongly recommend any man, who has at least a rest of self-esteem to avoid it at all cost. If you look at their profiles, you will find out you are definitely neither an ideal man, nor man at all, probably not even a human being.

I used to look forward to moment, when they run out of options and crawl back to people like me, so I could do the same to them.

Now I just dont give a f~~~ anymore and let them live their shallow lives, making occassional fun of the most desperate ones and partially avenging all the great guys they dumped because they were not good enough for them before.

I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

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