What is the going price you will pay for a wife today???

[Anonymous 14]

I’ve been out of this good ole game for a tad… divorced about a lucky 13 years now… hmmmm…, I s~~~ you not, my damages are probably around about $320,000. US

Someone please top this before i KILL MYSELF.

CHEERS!

V.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

I don’t need to know the price of something I never intend to buy.

[Anonymous 14]

f~~~… no takers…

[Jack HarperParticipant 2863]

Well I’ve only been divorced about 4 years and I have ten years of Child Support to go. When it’s said and done for two kids I’ll have paid around $300K. That’s if I don’t pay for their higher education. But I know my ex-wife isn’t saving s~~~.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Zero is what I will pay for a wife today. I will be in over a half million by the time I get rid of the one I already had. Expensive lesson, but I did learn it well.

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 14]

Sweet mother of god, Taxguy is in for half mill…

[BraceParticipant 467]

The title is misleading,non of us here want to buy a wife nor accept her for free or with bonus. Ur question should be how much have any of u lost in a marriage and live to tell us? Something like that.

[Anonymous 14]

This thread should be a farking sharker for the trolling younguns…

Put the fear of god in em deep like…

[Anonymous 1]

I will not pay anything for a wife. I demand to be paid by her. 🙂

[Anonymous 14]

Brace wrote:

The title is misleading,non of us here want to buy a wife nor accept her for free or with bonus. Ur question should be how much have any of u lost in a marriage and live to tell us? Something like that.

Hmmm, I didn’t say BUY or accept for free – the question is what is THE PRICE YOU WILL PAY.

[Anonymous 14]

and the price you will pay may be much further down the road brother

[Anonymous 0]

Never married myself but I imagine at some point or another it costs ones will to live. Basing that on what I have been told by men who have been married.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I’ll give you my stock response whenever a woman brings the subject up….

“Is that a proposal? Where’s the ring?? Since I just met you, it had better be NICE. Minimum 5 carats and UP! Go out there, and work and save for at least a year, and don’t come back until you bring a Porsche – mined by a child and mounted on a platinum band. Do it in the most grand, theatrical, wasteful and unforgettable way, while KNEELING DOWN and asking for MY PERMISSION to love me until death….. and then MAYBE I will begin to think about it. Until then, the topic is off the table. F~~~ you very much.”

PAY for a wife? Not even divorced man “pays for a wife”.
If anything, he had to pay her more to go away.

Anonymous wrote:

I s~~~ you not, my damages are probably around about $320,000. US

Not far fetched at all. Same with our esteemed member Puffin Stuff. Tiger Woods wife was bad in bed and beat him with a golf club. His damages were upwards of $250 Million.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[HitmanParticipant]

oh you’ll pay alright..
you’ll pay.
money, yes.
but also time
energy
tears
gas
tolls
assorted fees
legal
emotional
and health..
you pay in so many ways..
money is actually only a small part of “the price”
when you go to the doctor with a variety of health problems,
and NONE of them are actually REAL..
the doc says ‘it’s stress”
what’s the COST of that on your mind and body?
i could go on and on about the various costs of a wife.
..you want to throw your sanity down the toilet and then try getting it back?
THAT’S some of the cost.
you want to see an innocent child cry hysterically ,
and you have to try to calm the kid down..
with little success..
so you have no choice but to call in sick at your job?
that’s SOME of the cost..
rant over.

[Anonymous 14]

” And I just dare you to try and keep me happy for the rest of my f~~~ing life!”

“Or you are totally f~~~ed.”

[Anonymous 14]

Hitman wrote:

oh you’ll pay alright..
you’ll pay.
money, yes.
but also time
energy
tears
gas
tolls
assorted fees
legal
emotional
and health..
you pay in so many ways..
money is actually only a small part of “the price”
when you go to the doctor with a variety of health problems,
and NONE of them are actually REAL..
the doc says ‘it’s stress”
what’s the COST of that on your mind and body?
i could go on and on about the various costs of a wife.
..you want to throw your sanity down the toilet and then try getting it back?
THAT’S some of the cost.
you want to see an innocent child cry hysterically ,
and you have to try to calm the kid down..
with little success..
so you have no choice but to call in sick at your job?
that’s SOME of the cost..
rant over.

Oh damn Hitman, I didn’t want to get into the dark side of it!!!

damn….

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Everything you own and your b~~~~ is the going rate.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

” And I just dare you to try and keep me happy for the rest of my f~~~ing life!”

This “happy”??

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/08/26/o.divorce.dreams/

She’s not “happy” unless she’s complaining. Thinks a husband is her personal Santa Clause who owes her personal happiness. Women are happy when their husbands are upset. To those idiots “it’s a positive sign that the relationship is strong”

I’m not even making that up.

So how much will I pay for a wife?
She is going to have to make me an offer I simply can’t refuse.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 14]

FrostByte wrote:

Everything you own and your b~~~~ is the going rate.

Where the f~~~ were you in 93 when i was going brain dead???

You bastard. <grin>

[Anonymous 14]

Keymaster wrote:

This “happy”??

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/08/26/o.divorce.dreams/

She’s not “happy” unless she’s complaining. Thinks a husband is her personal Santa Clause who owes her personal happiness. Women are happy when their husbands are upset. To those idiots “it’s a positive sign that the relationship is strong”

I’m not even making that up.

Sancta Cleopatra how do you find this most disturbing crap???

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