What is the fastest way to dump a women who wants you? Please advise.

[RoyDalParticipant]

That’s a very interesting sentence. Only when dealing with women is being “nice” a PROBLEM.

Sometimes ‘nice’ and honest are not the same thing. Always be honest.

“Yes my little buttercup, those jeans do make you look fat. And that top makes you look like a hooker.”

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 14]

So you want to dump a woman real quick, follow the instructions carefully.

 

might work 😀

[FitzBonesParticipant 304]

might work

Amusing but no, it doesnt work. Nor does it work on the boobs. Drumming her tummy only leads to fights too.

“Yes my little buttercup, those jeans do make you look fat. And that top makes you look like a hooker.”

All that needs to be said, really.

"If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds' worth of distance run,"

[Anonymous 14]

<cite>@fitzbones said:</cite>
Amusing but no, it doesnt work. Nor does it work on the boobs. Drumming her tummy only leads to fights too.

Mea culpa signore..was just kidding though 🙁

Tummy drumming? Who even does a thing like that. That could be really dangerous you know. The goal is to dump her not cause internal injuries.

[torch1980Participant 93]

Tell her these things, and this will send her running….

“I think men and women are equals”

“I didn’t vote for obama”

“I like a woman for her intellect, morality and common sense”(this one is hilarious as they have neither of them things)

 

"I think of a man, and I take away reason & accountability"

[JediTimParticipant 50]

As far as women are concerned, you’ve got your GED, live with friends and bounce from couch to couch, and have spotty employment. She’ll go running for the hills.

If by some chance she looks at you and says “yum” and she is worthy of a pump and dump, by all means, take her back to the sanctuary and show her the business. I hide my MBA diploma in my bedroom – odds are if a girl makes it that far, she knows she’s only there for one reason anyway.

[MadmanParticipant 772]

stogesteve is obviously a woman.

[RoyDalParticipant]

stogesteve is obviously a woman.

@madman, when I read this I realized I was not caught up on troll zoology. Do they have male and female sexes like mammals do? I still don’t know. The internet is unhelpful. Many posts allude to the use of buckets in troll reproductive biology, but the accounts are contradictory.

That said, this particular troll passes the Turing Test for an adolescent human female. Of course, any well programmed computer can do that. So, calling it a “woman” is a convenient shorthand, and, may I add, far more polite than it deserves.

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@stogestevens, I know from Ray’s introduction that he is far too intelligent to get himself entangled with a human female, let alone married again.

BTW stogestevens, what means does the troll species use to communicate among its members? Do you use a verbal language like the ones in The Hobbit, or some kind of troll telepathy?

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[RoyDalParticipant]

@stogestevens,

I meant to ask you in my previous post: Do you trolls do “it” like warm blooded mammals?  Or, is there some truth to that bucket thing?  I’m just curious; my apologies if this an embarrassing topic in troll society.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

@madman. Good to have you back.

You have to excuse StoogeStevens for behaving as if kissing a woman is some kind of an accomplishment, but Ray was married for 12 years. She pretends he “can’t get the attention of a woman”, but we can’t even keep her away!

Getting rid of bitches is harder than kissing them. That’s a fact.
Even Ray had to pay his wife to f~~~ off.

@stogestevens Don’t break a tooth on your dildo sweetheart.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

<cite>@mgtow.com said:</cite>
Cap just won the f~~~ing internet. Pay the man.

Fuck this planet.

[Anonymous 0]

Hi Yuri, you Forget I like BLITZKRIEG….LOL

[YuriParticipant 185]

Oh! I got another one.

“I watch 4 hours of ecchi anime a day. DESU DESU MUSHI MUSHI”

The right man at the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

Is class 4 HerpesSyphillisgonnorhea a bad thing?

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Don’t break a tooth on your dildo sweetheart.

This is not a real problem for a troll of the Diskworld universe. They have teeth made of diamond.* This makes sense, since they eat rocks. In any event, even a mere rock dildo would not slow down one of these trolls.
Are there diamond dildos? I don’t know of any, but anything is possible in this modern age.

The trolls that inhabit our more familiar universe likewise do not have serious problems with breaking teeth:**

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* Soul Music by Terry Pratchett. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul_Music_(novel)

**Although I’ve never figured out what their teeth are made from, whatever it is, it has to be tough enough to masticate a commercially available dildo.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[John DoeParticipant 743]

When she complains, give common sense solutions to her problems.

[Anonymous 0]

…MUSHI MUSHI

HAHAHA….take this:

I love Teletubbies and I am addicted to South Park….LOL.

[DocParticipant 112]

MUSHI MUSHI

LOL too

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Tell her you don’t have money then watch the smoke trail.

Love this one… direct and most definitely to the point.

Really, it’s easy to ditch a broad… how you choose to do it all depends on what kind of point you want to make.

Wanna be cruel? Tell her she’s not good enough for you. Get specific.
Wanna be gentle but still crush her a bit? Tell her you’ve found someone else that you’re interested and you’re going to go be with them.
Wanna turn the tables on her? Tell her you just don’t feel like she cares about the real you and you need some space to work things out for yourself. Leave her hanging on that until she breaks down and gives up.
Wanna put the ball in her court and make her leave you? Go with the “I’m broke.” response.

I feel it’s important that you maintain your self respect so I advise honesty above everything… honesty and directness. If you’re dumping her because she has a mustache and her snatch smells like corn flakes, tell her so. I did that once and it worked like a charm. If you’re dumping her because she spends more time bitching to you about her ex than blowing you, say it to her face. Tired of her fake-reaching for her wallet with no intention to pay for anything ever, tell that cheap whore that she’s a cheap whore. Then cross your arms and stonewall her or just get up and walk away. And if she lays a hand on you, yell rape at the top of your lungs.

Women, whatever else we may think of them, are still people and people deserve to hear the truth about how they’re f~~~ing things up for themselves. Not saying it will make any difference, but at least it will clear your conscience and give you the sense of finality you need to move on.

[games are for girlsParticipant 13]

you can be a mangina about it until she gets bored or crazy. You can try being bold and honest, she might appreciate it or you could do something s~~~ty, maybe, set a date somewhere thats out of her comfort zone and blank her as much as possible, try setting her up with a mate but make sure he is an ugly munter, or, post her details here

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